When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

1 year ago with 2 whores

4 years :(

2 weeks ago. Before that it was five years

I got cheated on. My ex fucked my roommate and I've become autistic with girls ever since.

less than 6 hours ago

about 80 years ago in my last life

in April 2014

im 21 atm... fml

Are you me?

3 months ago maybe.
Probably the longest streak since I was 18

Two days ago with an ex I fuck

Lol probably. Shit sucks I never use to be so autistic with woman till I got cheated on. I go on tinder and talk to chick's that's how im gonna try and beat my beta qualities.

NEVER :)

Like, a month ago. Usually, my wife and I have sex all the time, but we've been sick, then our kids were sick, then we were sick again. Now I'm sick. Now she's on her period. Once she's off her period and I'm no longer sick, it's on again.

I just go full giggle spaghetti everytime I'm in a situation with a girl. I'm 28 for Christ sake

February. had to pay for it

i never had sex

Lmao damn I've gotten like that once a week ago and I knew I had to change something.

This past Saturday

About a week, but I'm seeing my girlfriend tomorrow so sex

Me too that's why i paid hookers and even with then i was nervous but they were hookers and the fucked the shit out of me

3 weeks ago with my ex, but yesterday she gave me a blowjob, so it's fine.

31. October 2015

Grats bro for dusting that shit off. How does it feel?

April 13th last time before I broke up with my gf, the sex was bad as always.

I'm 21 today, so...like...since I was 17? I fucked a few hookers in Peru, it was sick. Since hookers and whorehouses are legal there you could get 11/10 girls for 50 bucks a cum load.

So yeah. Years bro.

Just over 27 years.

Yep.

...

Prostitutes really are pretty great.

11 years ago

You have to be so fucked if you remember the day kek

Last night, and I'm in rehab.
Girls with daddy issues.
You can do it

Friday with my girlfriend

Three months ago if you count oral sex. Three or four years otherwise.

Not for lack of opportunity, I just don't care these days. I was horny in my teens but I'm not horny anymore. I'd rather fap when I'm aroused and not be burdened with needing to put up with a dumb cunt's nonsense just because of retarded biological drives.

it will be a year in july FML

Dudes its awesome as hell. It sucks that she is in California but she should be back by

Holy shit man kill those fuckers

Checked, but it was my birthday so.... Actually pretty stoked to be single.

Never. 19 year old virgin. At least I'm not kissless or hugless.

This morning with my girlfriend.

about 2 weeks

early December 2010
and I paid for it
fml

almost 3 years ago...

and not because I couldn get any, all because my daily routine consist of:

1. 12-14 hours of work
2. possibly an hour or two of Sup Forums at night before sleeping,
3. rest is a few hours sleeping

maybe I should work a bit less....

Last night

About a mpnth ago, and before that we did anal for the first time... that was meh, she started bleeding though...out of her ass... YAY... xD

Maybe that's why I'm single... I ripped her ass open! I kinda feel bad.

Same here, friendo.

Two weeks ago

So you're married? That's how I get, fuck her enough to keep her smiling, but so much easier to take care of myself

3 Days ago and I already miss tying her down :(

Yesterday my girlfriend cameover (:

Yesterday

Saved

couple days ago, few days before that lost my V card.