What's Sup Forums's plan to survive the zombie apocalypse?

What's Sup Forums's plan to survive the zombie apocalypse?

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become a zombie

this tbh

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Soon as internet and civilization/society is gone, who the fuck would want to survive honestly?

If it happens next winter, I'll have a year's supply of potatoes and oats, with my own water spring, enough wood to heat the house for the winter, and I'm 30km away from the nearest settlement.

I'll probably still kill myself because no memes.

Trip to Siberia, there are no people.

I wont.

I have a very comfortable life. Thats the way i like it. If things get hard, i'll just quit. You can struggle if you want to. I wont.

If society crumbles, i'll go down with the ship.

dont dead open inside?

i dont want to survive.......im putting on a suit of armor and getting bit by the first zombie i see. i will be the most bad ass zombie around

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Sup Forums; don't open, dead inside
normies; don't dead, open inside

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Go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea andwaitfor thiswhole thing to blow over.

live in the real world where zombies don't exist

Yet.

Find an uninhabited island and have a practical use for my primitive survival hobby

Don't dead? WTF does that mean?

find a crowbar. it's the best tool for the zombie apocalypse.
half-life was right.

Top kek

I would suck all the dicks of the zombies so that they dont kill me

I would KMS

The zombie apocalypse wouldn't last more than 3-4 months in the summer

Source: corpses rot.

this

World gone to shit, might as well quit

>not inmediately going to the Winchester...

other than that, pretty savvey plan old chap

DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

Sup Forums: Dead don't, inside open.

Ill fuckin survive, im planning and preparing for the zombie apocalyose...That's why I've been building these

Stay inside and make use of my vast porn collection. I'll be able to self sustain this way too.

>plan to survive

Not believe in imaginary disasters.

I never understood why that door says "don't dead open inside".

Use Shrek's might ogre hands to kill zombies.

It's the same as any kind of disaster/apocalyptic event. Death, fast and quick. Why would I want to live in a world populated with autistic prepper types and/or zombies?

>Grab NH-M91 from wall
>Make way to grandfather's farm rural VA
>Meet up with close family and niggas
>Fortify the fuck out of the land
>Land is fertile and has shitloads of MREs, survival stuff in the basement (grandpa is crazy ex Vietnam pepper)
>Chill

about 10 miles from my house is a concrete distribution center for a major box store
this distribution center is also near the city's wind farm and hydroelectric plant
it is not well marked about what it is
I will go there
my friends and family know to go there
it will be easy to fortify
there will be power
there is a source of fresh water with the river and multiple small tributary creeks coming out of the nearby mountains
there will be useful things inside the building
it is near enough to several major highways and freeways that travel for scavenging will be easy
but it is far enough off those roads that they will not be a source of danger for us
it has a large parking lot surrounding the building for a pre-built free-fire zone
beyond the parking lot is a large grassy area that can easily be turned into farm land
beyond that is a fence
there are enough construction companies in the area we could take a bulldozer and make berms for an outer defensive wall
the main entrance to the building has a security check point to keep employees from stealing shit, that can easily be turned into a quarantine room

teach people that humans read left to right and then down

That says "Don't Dead Open Inside"

I don't prepare for fictional events.

Honestly? I think I might hide out in a shooting range. There's one relatively close to my house and it's underground with weapons. I guess I'd stay there's until the zombies die down a bit and then go out looking for survivors. I'd probably die on the way though.

>teach people that humans read left to right and then down
chinese, japanese, jews, koreans, and muslims aren't people

kill myself
jk lol tbh fam the zombie apocalypse will never be a thing.

>beat this fag to distribution center
>be hiding outside when they arrive
>wait until they gather water
>fill the water crushed sleeping pills
>Wait until they're all passed out
>shackle them separately around the facility
>cannibalize as needed
>fuck the hot ones as wanted.
>fuck the daughters of the bitches I'm raping once their old.

I win.

i'll team up with this badass
youtu.be/9ViOAUNuq58?t=1m13s

Rape my way out of it.

i'm serious. it doesn't brake, it's pretty much silent and you can get in anywhere with one. what more could you ask for?

team with me. I'm a combat expert with survival training.

Wake up.

surprised no one said hide in walmart

>implying walmart isn't already filled with zombies
enjoy being raped to death by looters

Sounds like the perfect world.

more like a combat faggot with cuck training

none because i'm not an autist

Open the door, what do you read now?

Don't dead open inside

Ok so in all seriousness I think the best place would be a larger dam (like the hoover dam). This being because:

1. there's only 2 entrances that you would need to defend

2. Water everywhere that could be purified

3. Fish for food if you don't want to/can't scavange.

4. Unlimited power so there is no need for gasoline (if you had the skills/abilities or someone staying there did.)

5. A river is an easy landmark to find if you go scavenging and for some reason get lost

6. Lots of room for storage, repairing, or manufacturing.

7. Bugging out could be done by either of the two walls or you could just head downriver in a raft

The advantage to a dam for all these points is you could easily scale with more people as you could always increase how many fish you catch, water is virtually unlimited for drinking, and power doesn't rely on gasoline.

Thoughts?

Eat pieces of the zombies in small increments until I build up a resistance. Smear myself in zombie blood and mimic their movements so I can walk in the streets. Abduct hot zombie girls and make them my sex slaves

Dont stop moving now, papew! Scootawoo need save daddeh!

suecide

this guy knows what's up

Don't Dead, Open Inside

Quite the beautiful fingerbox you got there, pal.

If I had time to prep get every kind of weapon I could find head up to the mountains take over a ski lodge sure upnthr windows and doors and fuck the world Bros. Zombies ain't climbing mts

die because there are barely any guns in europe

take off and nuke it from orbit

my skills are not to be underestimated

dude, nice. my grandma gave me her mother's old one, it's pretty sweet and in good condition too

and let it all blow over

by carefully scavenging

grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over

I am a fairly good craftsman I would make
a gun for any caliber ammo I can find
and I would run to my closest home depot
and build it steal gas from cars and break into an older model one and hotwire it. Put all my collected gas into gas cans and re-enter the store with the car parked close outside and i would take anything useful snacks, drinks or anything that could serve as a weapon. After, all that I would take the car as far as it can go
and try to hop a boat out of town and be zombie free and if that won't work I'd plant roots in a house board it up and live from there.

>steal gas from cars and
get shot for looting

It all depends, when the actual infection hits and it's already on the news youre too late. The cities will be looted, there will be riots, people stealing, etc.

I would avoid big cities, if you wanted supplies, go to a small town, gather as much supplies and necessities as you can, food, water, medicine, even simple painkillers will be good to have, any kind of help to endure pain. Anti-biotics, extremely important, if you have any, take it with you, or if you can get a hold of it. Theres not only the zombie virus, you can still cut yourself on a rusty barbed wire for example, and if you dont have anything to treat that, you can die.

Veichle; a jeep, 4 wheel drive is a good choice. Even though they consume more gas, they're safer as they're bigger and stronger, can probably take you far into the woods if you want. Will be perfect in the country side.

Defense; cut your hair, if the zombies get you by the hair you're done. Try to make a spear of some sort, knvies and close combat is risky if you have no experience. To keep them at bay, atleast an arms lenght away from you is important. Apply knives and other sharp objects on a metal or strong wooden pole that you can easily handle. Avoid interaction with the infected at any cost.

More weapons; if you are murican, you will probably get a hold of guns, but avoid using these unless its absolutely needed, sound draws attention. A simple 9mm, or an ankle-revolver will do. You dont need a m16 or a bazooka. This is not Call of Duty.

Keep the guns on you at all times, same with the spear.

Clothing: Wear tight clothes, saggy clothes will slow you down while running, also if you have to swim, the saggy clothes will make you drown. Tight clothes weigh less, and the zombies wont be able to grab you as easy if youre in close range. Shoes: simple running shoes, will make you more agile.

primitive technology will be your friend, bush-craft or any other survival skills will be great.

It's from the walking dead tv show. It's Dont open dead inside bu the person who wrote it was a fucking idiot

That's really cool. My Dad used to make homemade fingerboxes like that.

your best bet is to go to iceland, it's geographically isolated and self sufficient with a small population

you want isolation you go for Thule instead