Be honest, Sup Forums

Be honest, Sup Forums.
Why do you not have a girlfriend?

because i have multiple

i have no job
i live with my parents
i have high standards and only want to get with 7+/10's
i'm not in great shape
i don't go out to bars alot

this is basically me. couldve gotten together with a fat girl a few months ago but fuck fatties

Mfw having had multiple gf's and friends I have fucked

Because I have a wife.

I already have a waifu

it sucks cause i haven't gotten laid in like 2 years now. My friends give me shit for it and say i'm gay. i've had GF's in the past but just gained the freshman 15 at college, and never really got back into good shape so i can't pull the girls i want.

Because relationships tend to be useless these days.
Most women only care about how much money you got and don't really love you

I'm not a likeable fellow.