Be honest, Sup Forums

Be honest, Sup Forums.
Why do you not have a girlfriend?

because i have multiple

i have no job
i live with my parents
i have high standards and only want to get with 7+/10's
i'm not in great shape
i don't go out to bars alot

this is basically me. couldve gotten together with a fat girl a few months ago but fuck fatties

Mfw having had multiple gf's and friends I have fucked

Because I have a wife.

I already have a waifu

it sucks cause i haven't gotten laid in like 2 years now. My friends give me shit for it and say i'm gay. i've had GF's in the past but just gained the freshman 15 at college, and never really got back into good shape so i can't pull the girls i want.

Because relationships tend to be useless these days.
Most women only care about how much money you got and don't really love you

I'm not a likeable fellow.

Because fat lazy slob.

Scared. Duh.

Trying to flirt with this one chick I met at the lake.

Every girl that I know is either taken or below a 7/10

Shy, low self esteem, ugly, standards, loser. Also most attractive girls like assholes and only like nice guys as friends

That's a lot of words for just saying you're a fucking idiot.

All the girls I know turned into massive cunts. Also I got really arrogant.

>mfw a girl accused me of making fun of her mum who has some deadly disease

>mfw a girl who moved 2 months ago into this city I tried to date got fucked by like 6 dudes in the span of 2 months and I just said fuck that

Atleast I'm not a virgin

Dont want to manage someone elses bullshit,in addition to my own

My girlfriend won't let me get one.

i'm working on it

Kallmann's syndrome and abusive parenting.

Gay.

Because I like myself. I'm happy doing what I'm doing. A girl would only complicate things and give me less time to do what I want to do. Also, I'm a virgin.

Ugly

I had a girl who was interested in me but didn't like that I didn't have a job/wasn't in school. So maybe I should work on that.

You win

Because even though she has been telling me she loves me for 3 months she won't leave her boyfriend. Ended it last week

Currently still chasing my ex and starting to see progress

I don't know what I want.
I don't even know what I want to study.

Well, I do.

>i turned them into massive cunts

Hey at least I could lose my virginity without much effort. For you to stop being a dick would require more effort.

Like when people give me shit for being a virgin, I say at least I'm 6'5" and not a skinny little weak fuck. I could lose my virginity tonight but you will never be 6'5".

socially autistic, ugly, depressed and no self-worth

because she's a gold digging whore who decided she'd rather take the offer her bastard ex gave her of an expenses-paid tropical vacation with him rather than spend the summer with non-richfag me

:(

fuck you OP

I didnt come here for this

I am of chinese heritage.

European people only like Blacks and Middle East people.

I used to think that I would never get a girlfriend, but as I got into highschool, everything basically changed and I turned into a whole other person. I can look myself in the mirror and feel satisfied with my looks and personality.
Everyone out there who thinks you're never going to change, give it a shot. Do some voluntary work in another country or something like that, and believe that you can actually change.
Lots of things can happen within very few years.
But I'm not going to tell you what to do. You can also just stay home playing games and browsing Sup Forums. Well, that's what I do some of the time, but yeah... you know what I mean

Are you sure? mind sharing a picture of your face?

Left me for someone else.

...

Cause i'm still searching myself I guess.

Honestly, how do you know when something is "real" between you and someone else.

I've only had strong feelings for one girl who I cared a lot about, but she chose to be with some douchebag she'd only known for two months.

I didn't understand why she suddenly wouldn't reply to my messages or phone calls anymore. One of her friends told me a could of weeks after she got a boyfriend. She knew I loved her.

because i am an edgy antisocial autistic spazlord

I sometimes wish for it, but then I remember what a pain in the ass they are. I can last maybe two weeks with a girl and then im sick and tierd of them.
I like being alone

Fucking hell dude.

>Ugly

You aren't ugly.

I told her she can only call me her boyfriend if shes does anal, still only vaginal so i dont call it official.

i do

>sexywink

Because I have a wife.

Ill settle for self-esteem issues then

Fat, short.

I spend all of my free time trying to kill myself and failing.

I know all that but something in me still wants to find someone.

Well, I'm in the same boat.
I'd wish I could just look at myself in the mirror, and tell myself that I'm looking rather handsome today, but that's not going to happen. At least not yet.

They are always nice to look at, but when you talk to them- they are so dull. Like little cold war computers, constantly comparing themselves with others, constantly on the lookout, unable to create anything original or interesting, to keep up any interest in the real world, beyond there social sphere.
I can pretend i like them for a while, but the disgust seeps through, sometimes even before the sex.
So thats it - i guess. Time went by, and sex drive went dry - they are still there, all the smiles, the winks - the too loud attention seeking laughter- and one look and both sides know its too late, always was, always has been - too late.
You can only love such creatures if you are delusional.

Because I seem to attract only psycho bitches

Lack of effort, mostly.

I used to go out and pull girls all the time. But now I work a lot and spend a lot of weekends home, I'd love to go out but I'm usually worn the fuck out at the end of the week.

Barely going out = barely seeing friends = not meeting new people = not talking to women = no girlfriend.

There's this one girl I bang (very) rarely, as she lives out of state and also has a boyfriend there, but whenever she comes back to town we meet up and go out, which usually results with my dick in her ass. Plus the occasional bar whore when I do actually go out.

Honestly, I probably could pull a girl from Facebook but it just seems awkward as hell to me. I have no problem chatting up a girl I just met in person, but trying to chat up somebody on facebook I've never met, or just met once or twice, seems weird as hell to me. I'm not big into social media to begin with, never even signed up for Facebook until two years ago. Only reason I even did was because two of my close friends are in the military and were sent overseas (Japan and Korea, fuckin weebs) and it's the only way to talk to them without getting ass-raped in international phone charges.

And I just realized I wrote a novel.
>TL;DR - I barely go out anymore and fuck social media

ugly

...

nice dubs

I know I cant live like I do now if I get a gf.
I'll have to clean my apartment more often, go mow the lawn more often. Go shopping with her, go outsdie and do shit with her. naw man

not worth

Because i didn't try it.
It's true, i'm 17 years old

Because it's impossible to find one.

i relate to almost all of this

used t go out and live the fuckin life back before i got obsessed with fitness and dank gains. oh well, i am still banging a cutie.

I am a cripple.

Because instead of going out and meeting new people I'm putting my life on hold for one girl that I really want however she isn't ready for anything due to how her life is going right now

>tl;dr i'm a fucking idiot

Nope, not ugly. Get a real excuse !

I've never connected with anyone like I probably should when it comes to dating. I've only been on one date, and she was cool, but our personalities definitely wouldn't have clicked in a relationship, though. I'm only 18, though. I'm sure it'll change when I get to college.

I am a faggot with ASPD.
I have few friends since most people find me strange or label me reckless/a threat
I find it extremely hard to be "social" especially around the opposite gender
People tend to stay away from me since they think im a full-on psycho

because i'm not seeking anymore. my last gf burned me hard and i have no desire to try again.

Because losing the last two hurt too much. I'm afraid of letting that happen again.

I tried but the one I liked ended up moving away within a year of meeting her.

I'm incredibly shy, low self esteem and don't have too many friends. I'm not an asshole, very buff or very attractive. Average weight and average height.

I'm just an incredibly lonely individual and no woman likes that.

It's not about her life, she doesn't want to date you dog. You gotta get over her.

Haven't found the one, simply.

Because relationships are a pain in the ass and after being married for 6 years and getting divorced, I like being able to do what I want when I want. I will occasionally go out with girls and have the occasional one night stand but the last thing I want is a relationship right now.

Girlfriends are the most expensive pussy you can get. Its better too live alone and fuck escorts on occasions.

because my wife would cry

Bc I have one

I don't know /b, i really don't

that shit's expensive yo

I'm not interested in the ones who are interested in me and the ones I'm interested in aren't interested in me.

Shy as fuck in highschool,had only one good friend outside.Tried out to go out with one 8/10 but she didn't show up and never talked with me again(later found out how fake and superficial her personality and life was) and didn't made enough effort to invite again.Hope to get better in college as i'm not that much shy anymore to talk with girls,i guess i just lack courage enough to go and ask,since i have a little amount of confidence in myself.

Dubs confirms. Feels bad m8.

Because I can't be with the girl of my dreams while I'm in Korea.
>militaryfag

I was brought up a muslim but not practicing one now. Had an abusive father and I have schizophrenia and c-ptsd

You are an idiot, and I'll explain why.

I was "obsessed", I'd even go as far to say in love with, a girl like that. From 6th grade, all the way up and through graduating high school. We would date on and off over the years, but she'd always break up with me for some dumb reason after no more than 2 months maximum. Sometimes as little as a day or two.

She never had another boyfriend, always just me on and off. I'd start dating other girls and as soon as she'd call me crying saying how she wanted me back, I'd drop the other girl and go right back to her. Every fucking time.

I dated this one girl for over two years, and one day the other girl called me, again crying how she wanted me back, and I left a girl that I'd actually built a relationship with for the dumb bitch that seemingly was just fucking toying with me.

Biggest mistake of my life. We dated for almost 6 months that time before she broke it off with me. When it first happened, the girl I had been dating kept calling and texting me asking why I broke up with her, why I won't take her back, why would I go back to (psycho bitch) instead of her. I just ignored and ignored, and we were out of high school by that point. A few months later, psycho bitch breaks up with me again.

I honestly could have probably spent the rest of my life with the one girl, but fucked it up for the other. I stopped talking to psycho bitch for a long time after that, and she actually stopped talking to me too. Fast forward two years, and a new phone number, and she somehow managed to track my number down. I imagine it wasn't hard, but I told all of our mutual friends not to give it to her because I was sick of her shit.

She's been calling me and texting me ever since, and I never reply. She even went to my parents house before, looking for me. I refuse to contact her.

Unless you want a lifelong relationship like that shit, I'd suggest staying away from girls like that. Eight years of ruined relationships.

Beta faggot detected.

it's not worth waiting for someone

I found out the hard way

if someone wants to be with you they will

justifications are nice ways of saying "I'm not interested" - no matter what she says

if it really is her, and she likes you but "can't" for w/e reason - this is one in a million, it's always bullshit, but IF - then when you cut things off she'll realize she fucked up and come running back

if she doesn't she isn't worth your time, because there are a lot of people out there who are willing to pursue a relationship with you right now, as you are, as they are

there are 7 and a half billion people on this planet

Wife won't let me.

i had an inguinal hernia that left me with incontinence.

>hey baby i slightly piss myself, wanna go out sometime?

Almost had one, but when I was about to lose my virginity to her she had a pussy that smelled fucking disgusting. Didn't really talk to her after that

I dont have a job or a car.

I'm a lot like you, I'm hoping for a clean slate when I go toin

Because the few grils i felt in love with turned out to already have a boyfriend

girls like nice guys who actually talk to them and make their interest clear instead of hanging out platonically and masturbating furiously to chinese cartoons afterwards

Fucking lol

I just broke up with her 3 days ago cause she is a cumdumpster.

There are no girls in my uni class.
I don't go out much and play games instead.
Simple.
As long as I'm happy though I don't care.

Had 2, relationships are fucking whack and get boring.

isn't that the point?

this is me, I'm tempted to try and keep in contact because I asked bef

I browse Sup Forums

I know this feel too well. Too much like me

Thats me except im not shy and i am an asshole.

Yet here we both are on Sup Forums