Autism greentext story time

Autism greentext story time

>be around 12
>have severe autism as a kid
>now I'm ok but back to the story
>used to believe literally anything people told me
>some guy tells me he has super powers
>holyshitdude
>ask him to show me
>says he can't because his mana is low
>says he bought them at the local store
>hurry up home and ask dad for some cash
>say i wanna buy some toy
>get like 15$ and head to the story
>ask for super powers
>they don't have
>ohshit
>head home super sad because i will never have super powers now
>years later I realise I was a retard

>have severe autism as a kid
>now I'm ok
That's not how autism works you fucking autist.

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So you still have autism?

I still have trouble socialising but nothing out of the usual.

that's an actual story you retard

Are you Egyptian? Because you are one autistic son of a bitch in de Nile.

A shitpost like this proves you are still a full blown autist, fucker.

I would tell you to kill yourself, but it is autists like you that make me get girls, because it lowers their standards. Thanks faggoterino!

kek

cool

>still have autism
>nothing out of the usual
Sure

ok heres mine

>be me, heavily autistic
>go to bernie rally (no hate, im an autist after all)
>get bj from this autistic girl
>my dog gets all sliced up by her third row of teeth
>blow a load on her shirt
>she ends up in a pic with jizz stains on her shirt
>i forgot to register as a dem and bernie lost my state and is going to lost the nomination tomorrow

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When I was a kid I literally didn't know what was going on around but now I'm normal. I can tell the possible outcome of a social interaction and what's fine to say and what's not. But I can't tell when a person is lying or being sarcastic unless it's obvious, no idea if that's me or it's normal for everyone...

This is now a smiling potato thread.

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I think you're more retarded for wasting your time on this tho

No, that's not normal you fucking autistic little cunt.

sage

wtf

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>be 7
>go to Halloween party at friend's house
>guy dressed up as Frankenstein with fake guts where his stomach should be in basement
>nigga that's fake as shit
>decides to cause trouble with bro
>scrawny Ethiopian girl there
>ethiopia girl has tiny beanie baby toy as her "protection"
>gets idea
>at one part, we decide to try and perform surgery on fakenstein
>as we are about to use fork to scoop out his "guts", fakenstein awakes from his slumber!!!
>Ethiopia girl freaks out
>literally everyone freaks out but me and my bro.
>takes Ethiopia's protection beanie baby and throw it into the darkness of the basement
>we all run upstairs into kitchen
>ethiopia runs up at godspeed
>like, usain bolt v2 (with these upgrades, they never stood a chance!)
>Ethiopia finds out that she forgot her beanie baby
>allhellbreaksloose.png
>she throws glass everywhere
>gets restrained by my friends mom
>one kid cut on his left elbow
>friends uncle goes to basement and gets beanie baby
>everyone goes back home
>mfw 4 years later i find out she's autistic
>mfw i purposely tried to hurt an autistic kid

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