Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

My trips speak for themselves, asshole!

I just ripped this fucking toilet seat off

Look kid, just get outta here.

>trips. ^^^

Where?

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I just bit off a hang nail.

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I just crossed the street without looking

Let me the fuck in

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I smoked 3 whole Marijuanas in 1 hour

So tough that I get trips

I think this place suits you a bit better.

I just beat up that retarded star fish over there.

Get the fuck out of my sight.

You're in.

I eat sharp things just to feel the golden sensation of a ripping, tearing sensation in my colon. Nothing is more rewarding than seeing a shit more crimson than the blood of my enemies

I went to a black neighborhood and yelled Nigger.

I'd be more impressed if you injected marijuanas directly into your bloodstream, but you're in.

See you inside ladies.

Im White-Master Race

Congrats sir. Enter with pride, King of the Nignogs.

I just slapped Chuck Norris!!!! And got away with it!!!

Pls

I knew the original music from The Thug Tug scene in the Spongebob Movie.

I dug out an ingrown toenail

Yeah, like I'd believe that. Get the hell outta here.

Me

Pics with time stamp or it didnt happen.

No. Politeness gets you nowhere in this world.

I fucked your mom with your mom's mom's finger hand I found in the dumpster behind your house.

Suck my dick faggot

Nice dubs sir. Enter.

Yay?

How tough am I? How tough am I? I'm so tough, that I post dank memes on the internet

Yeah, so?

Quints.

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
>without any milk

Nice dub dubs

I made it all the way to episode 29 of Dragon Ball before closing that horrible cheesy piece of shit.

Shit.

Tough enough

Right this way, sir, sorry for keeping you waiting.

I once got quads and didnt show off

didn't care for the room the hospital put me in so i threw up enough blood for the nurse to hit a panic button so all her nurse buddies could come in freeze like deer caught in some headlights and panic together. got me moved to a corner room with a view

i lost 10 fingernails in the span of a week, and years before a toenail to a rusty chain. not much of a fuck given

got in a car wreck, other guy's fault. walked to the ambulance even with pain because fucking lazy paramedics. hospital told me to walk the "sprain" off so i did, still hurt a month later so i got a second opinion: 3 broken bones. who knew.

I stole em, let me in.

Oh fuck

I SAID...


LET ME SHOW YOU MY POWER NIGGER

i have got super dick

>never really passed blood

when you shit blood, unless it's on or near the surface (see: hemorrhoids) it goes black and tarry as it tries to coagulate

being a weenie is fine but don't lie fuckface

I got on Club Disney without parental permission

I just got dubs

im so tuff im about to get trips