I have a watermelon, rolling pin, a knife an some pills

I have a watermelon, rolling pin, a knife an some pills.

Trips decide what do.

I'll bump this.

fuck it !

>pills
They're vitamins cunt

Ayo white boi leave da water melun alone or I tak ur womenz

Smash the watermelon with the rolling pin. Then spell 'Op is a fag' in watermelon

Do you want a good boy point for that user?

Put your entire head in the watermelon after you take some pills

grind up pills and blend them and the watermelon together. Then funnel it into your anus and plug with the rolling pin.

Bump

just checking these real quick

carve out a face on watermelon also make hole for your head

insert pills in anus and push them in with rollin pin... recreate image like so

Kill yourself.

rolling for this

roll

also twerk it out

kek.rolling

Die

this

This.

my sides have achieved escape velocity

trip roll

Fucking this, roll

>poke hole into watermelon
>fuck hole and cum inside
>Drink from hole
>ignore pills and rolling pin

Thiiiiis

Or this

rollaids

stick the pills up your* ass,cut the watermelon halo, wear it as a hat,send pic of you wearing it,take the rolling pin and write on it with permanent marker -op is a faggot!
now shove the rolling pin up your ass,send pic
:D

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rolling 4 this

222?

Eat it ?

soo close suika kun

go to sleep

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shoot jfk

Dick in watermelon, rolling pin between butcheeks, and time stamp on top

Mash pills with rolling pin. Cut open melon, use knife to mash insides of it up and mix in the crushed pills, like a pill melon smoothie. Put in ass. Piledriver position. Try to shit it into mouth. Swallow fag.

Cut the watermelon with knife in your butt. Dump vitamins down the drain.

release the watermelon into the wild

Off by ten technically :^)

throw watermelon at a child and use rolling pin to bake pill cookies.

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Winrar

Throw watermelon at nigger and record it

Rolling for this

Stick el knife into the watermelon just once, then use the rolling pin the flatten ur prick till you can easily stick it inside. If their pain pills, dump em down the toilet.

this isn't trips

liar

SummerFag.
Anyway cut a hole big enough to fit your penis in it fuck it we need like a webm or gif you also need to JIZ IN THE HOLE. After you fucked it stick the rolling pin as far in your asshole as you can post pic. Then turn that watermelon hole into a big enough hole to put your head in it.
and just open the "pill" bottle and just fucking throw it so they go EVERYWHERE. Take pic too. And boom

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OH SHET

off by one.

Dude I tried cutting a watermelon on Xanax one time. The blade slipped and I almost cut my finger off

Reroll

do nothing

boi.....

You guys realize op more then likely won't fucking do this. Op probably abandoned thread by now

Roll

Rolled

nice, op deliver

Winrar?

Jam the rolling pin in your ass, take the pills, and fuck the watermelon in a public place.

Still here.

op please

Not sure what you want. Please specify? Do you want anons or..

i got trips again, please do

RIP OP

>>pills
>>Vitamin D

This fucking thread oh my god (isnt real)

Never stuck something up my ass before. What do?

coconut oil is good for lube

Prop it up against something and sit on it you filthy whore

Look at this summerfag re-rolling

take a better picture faggot

2 edgy. Go fuck yourself we get it you're a rebellious 8th grader.

This

crush the pills add bleach and put it on a plastic containter and go outside screaming allhu akbar and light the pilled bleach on fire

Dick in water melon, timestamp and rolling pin handle in ass crack.
Swallow all available pills.

Spit for lube or somethin

It doesn't feel right. Oh well.

Onto the next wan.

Stick that thing in the ass OP?

Rolling for thiz go

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Kys

Well your problem is that you went with a standard roller. You ought to have gotten a french roller as in the photo.

eats pills..... penis in water melon...... rolling pin in ass...... cut wrist

Lol at vitamin c pills.

Use the knife to cut a hole in the watermelon. Put the vitamin c pills in the hole and then fuck the watermelon to climax. Then, take the rolling pin and beat yourself repeatedly in the head until you pass out.

1. Shove pills into peehole one by one
2. Use knife to cut off penis
3. Cut slice of watermelon
4. Insert penis into watermelon
5. Eat
6. Insert whole rolling pin into anus

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edgy

You fucking retard

the edge is too many much

edgy

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Roll

I knew OP wouldn't do it cause he's a faggot

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so him not putting things in his bum makes him a faggot?

yes clearly, isn't it fucking logical?

is op kill?