I turned 18 five minutes ago

I turned 18 five minutes ago.

Congrats user.

It just gets worse from here. Brace yourself.

who's this cutie patootie

Welcome to sucksville

Shit. I meant to post this one

This. Happy birthday user

Leave now, make something of yourself. Don't waste valuable time here.

Post nudes

This is probably the most sincere thing you will hear on this site OP, don't ignore it.

So youre just here for the summer?.....

aay you can finally post legally, congrats

Post your now legal cock

Grats op

Happy birthday faggot

Time to go fuck a bottle of whiskey.

get a job

This. I'm a 19 year old collage student who's getting his associate's degree, and I'm going to fail half of my classes because I spent too much time fucking around on Sup Forums. I still have some time to catch up if I focus, but I just don't end up doing it.
I think I'm going to spend just a few minutes discussing on Sup Forums, and then I'll go write a paper, but then I end up spending an hour or more talking to faggots, some of whom are just bullshiting, shitposting trolls, I just can't keep myself from replying in case they're not trolls and just are some combination of stupid and misinformed, or if someone else reads the discussion and believes their delusions.

Fuck that.

Education is better.

>collage

This. Freshly legal nudes are great.

>Education is better.
You naive summer child.
Fuck that shit, go get trained for Certs.

Sorry, I assumed that since you are here, you are not going to continue your education and continue living with mom and dad. Education is great. Do it.