Padres vs Orioles

>It's an UBBBBBBBBBBaldingers episode

I'm still p. fanny flustered from last night.

Fuck Jimenez ass

kill urself my nigga

He gave up a dinger
ON THE FIRST PITCH

That was way too close Mark

I'm not a violent man but I would stab ubaldo with a letter opener if I saw him on the street

Is this what Orioles threads have become?

You two should just get an apartment together

Saddened to hear you're still alive

You aren't alone

There's no momentum without Manny-kun

Trumbomb

I'm at the game. Pretty average crowd

can jimenez please step in a pothole again?

>it's an Ubaldo pitches just well enough to not get DFA'd episode

I got a buddy in the grounds crew, I'll text him and see if he can dig one out on the mound

DICKERSON YOU MADMAN

Bobby "wheels" Dickerson at it again

BOBBY DICKERSON

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I WILL NEVER QUESTION HIM AGAIN

does Jimenez believe that he'll anger the gods if he doesn't walk the leadoff batter every single inning?

Welp
Here we go

I think he gets sexual pleasure from pitching from the stretch

HOUDINI DOES IT AGAIN

It's not the same without Gary...

Ok, can we actually win a game now? The fact that we lost both of those last two games is absurd.

Literally no way the pitching blows this lead

Ubaldo seems to have activated Wizard Mode, so I think we might actually have a chance.

It's amazing what you can do when your job is on the line

I figured we'd lose to Texas, we've had trouble with them this year, but not so much of Gausman shitting that badly.

Last night was pretty horseshit.

What's the deal with Upton? I was taking a Big Papi and missed it

Audible Kek
I'll give you a pass on that one if only for getting the K, Baldy

Now THATS a dinger.
Better get that ball to im. It's his first one.

Upton thought he had a HR but it was an inch shy in left. After the review he struck out on the next pitch and chomped out

Grand slam incoming.

Challenge that buck.

>Davis HBP gets a run in
Ok

I feel like 2 runs with those circumstances is a tad underwhelming but hey

Alright, it's the meme magic inning. Let's see what happens.

this lad can fucking hit

Man what even the fuck happened yesterday? Where was this team I'm watching now?

Because the blue gays and socks lost too so we had to keep pace

>Jays already won
>Sox are up and I doubt the Who's can meme a 2 run comeback

Gaining a lead of any kind in this division (beyond a 7 win streak to start lol) is not allowed

Zach plz

What's up with Britton lately?

closers in non save situations: never not funny

Not bad. Hope they do this against the Rays.

Gg lurking dad's fan

The who's tho