>the offseason never ends edition the dry arrid desert that is the offseason subedition
TB:Bucs may increase Charles Sims' workload NO:Brandon Coleman not a lock for Saints roster? TB:Bucs want Winston to 'test the boundaries' DEN:Talks between Miller, Denver have 'gone cold' DET:Stafford expects to 'spread the ball around' SF:S. Draughn to see 'plenty of playing time' FA:Report: Foster thinks he'll be ready for camp BAL:Terrance West 'leaner and more explosive' BAL:Dennis Pitta to be 'significant contributor'? BUF:Sammy Watkins staying in Buffalo for rehab NO:Brees: Coby Fleener 'always open' on tape CHI:Fox expects 'good things again' from Cutler
Friendly reminder to continuously bump and shitpost to avoid archiving because >yuros
Connor Thomas
Raiders rip your balls off, lol.
Brandon Wood
Vikings
Hudson Russell
...
John Cruz
my face when the last thread should have been the last one ever and we wouldn't have any more cancer trip faggets
Benjamin Allen
kek
Jason Adams
Why?
Nicholas Jenkins
Do you mind if I save your gif?
Parker Price
It's all yours keep it
Bentley Scott
>Paid extra to get my Amazon order shipped >Latest it would arrive is today >It hasn't arrived
I can get reimbursed for this, right? At this point I've paid extra for regular shipping
Henry Clark
What did you get?
Lincoln Green
A cheeseburger.
Luke Reed
Is the world ready to see Based Joe drop bombs like pre-2015 once again?
Logan Nelson
habit burger was actually pretty good desu senpai
Isaiah Butler
I am ready
Chase Sanchez
I always stop at Habit when I'm in the Bay.
Aaron Carter
A CD
Luke Brown
what the fuck is that? some sort of music-only blu ray disc?
Xavier Kelly
Are you hyped for Mike Wallace or do you think he'll shit the bed again? I don't know if it's because of the bitter disappointment of last year, but I'm more excited about this season than any before.
Michael Reyes
That's exactly what it is, actually. They came into popularity once people realized they take up less space than their music VHS collection
Logan Edwards
Still painfully unfunny I see
Jayden Jackson
>he doesn't store his music on Laserdisc
Brody Watson
that legitimately hurts my feelings ;_;
also i had that saved for a while and forgot what it actually was so i wanted to see
Isaac Rogers
He's not going to come in and get 1000 yards and be a #1 but I think he'll be far more effective as a WR than Jacoby Jones was. Wallace will be a solid 3 or 4 guy but a good decoy/deep threat
Hunter Lewis
Reminder that Dez Bryant is an Indian
Ryan Wright
>he doesnt store his music in caveman paintings
Luis Hernandez
Serious question: is he autistic?
Ian Hernandez
post your butthurt stories
Bentley Lewis
I went to the same high school as Belichick, and rumors are yes, he was autistic
Joshua Brooks
He has the cool kind of autism. The kind that build detailed models shit, not the drooling hit-themselves kind.
Christian Martin
The most recent one I can remember is the 2014 game against the Packers when Philbin called a timeout and Rodgers pulled off the fake spike
Nathaniel Martinez
It's just the time of year when everyone is optimistic ravens will go something like 6-10
Joseph Ortiz
G- go puckers...
Elijah Hall
I miss Philbin. I miss Golden too. I remember Tane-ILL and how much of a loser he was.
Michael Gutierrez
the fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
Ryan Bailey
Most autists are like that. The drooling hit themselves kind are retards
Cameron Hill
Packers will go their usual 10-12 wins, then promptly get BTFO by the Seahawks or Cards in their first playoff game
Brandon Hall
My mother used to "teach" the hardcore autists. They terrified me, actually. They had that tard strength and stuff.
Caleb Sullivan
>bombs As in DPI overthrows?
Nathan Fisher
It's time people admit they are just saying this out of habbit
Samuel Sullivan
Most highly intelligent people are autistic to some degree.
Brandon Ward
...
Juan Ross
Who are the Edmonton Oilers of the NFL? A team that was once a dynasty and consistently successful and became shit after getting blown out in a final.
Jaxon Gray
Easily the 9er's. That loss against the Ravens broke them
Caleb Wilson
raidniggers comes to mind
Noah Scott
Acceptable response. The exact response I was looking for. Furthermore after their blowout loss to the Canes, the Oilers had either no. 1 picks or top five picks since 2006.
Nolan Gutierrez
The loss in the finals didn't really have anything to do with it, their owner just went batshit crazy.
Oliver King
Which can also be said of the Oilers too. Bad ownership killed that team and the Raiders too.
Samuel Edwards
Davis or York? Davis was always batshit crazy but then he went all GOTTA GO FAST. York on the other hand decided to execute order 66 on his team for no reason
Gavin Ortiz
He actually did have a reason. He did not like the fact that his authority was challenged by Harbaugh. So he fired him and scrubbed his team clean of Harbaugh.
Carson Butler
They went back to the NFC championship the year after you retard.
Jaxon Hill
DAB ROWNS
Austin Phillips
Browns please give Joe Thomas for Kek Osmele.
Liam Hall
The Dallas Cowboys >america's team
let me set this straight. I hate the Pats and all their horrible fucking fans. but the patriots are definitively Americas team.
>an overworked team of nobodies contracted as cheap labor by the corporate management that refuses to pay the good players the money they deserve and rather just outsource cheap labor instead
>face of the franchise is a glib two faced cheating liar pretty boy with a million dollar smile and super model wife that can do no wrong in the eyes of his supporters
>actual man behind the curtain brains of the operation is a souless, emotionless, win at all costs, let the children starve if it can get us more yards corporatist robot of a HC
>whole thing is owned, operated, and exists solely for the benefit of a Zionist Jew
Now that sounds like America to me gentlemen.
Brayden Howard
That's a shit reason m8, and I say that's proof that York went batshit insane
Lucas Robinson
Well when it's happened 5 seasons in a row...
Landon Nguyen
>your team >your favorite player from another team >a trade you think could land that player onto your team
Samuel Adams
One of my old friends from college who got a job as a junior accountant with the White Sox organization learned of a guy who worked for the 49ers front office and said that Harbaugh would call York a pussy behind his back and would talk shit about him all the time. Even people on the business side didn't like him because he was always asking ridiculous questions and do stupid shit. Everybody hated him because he acted like a spoiled kid.
Nolan Rodriguez
Davis actually just went senile. It happens to old people, but it can get really bad when they have enough money to keep themselves alive or a really long time.
Kevin Turner
>Raiderps >Joe Thomas >Kelechi Osmele + 2nd round pick -> Joe Thomas
Bentley Brooks
>49ers >Ziggy Ansah >literally nothing
Henry White
>He hasn't collected an entire division's worth of jerseys
Jacob Bennett
>he wears jerseys of teams other than his own No thanks.
Camden Davis
Come at me bro
Joseph Fisher
Actually, now that I think about it. Probably Hyde, Bowman, and a second rounder could maybe snag him.
Austin Adams
Eagles Gronk I have no idea what the Pats would want from Eagles. Maybe Cox and Hicks plus draft picks
David White
That man LITERALLY could not lose back in the 80s and 90s.
Jaxson Parker
I do if they're former BYU players. >tfw I have an Austin Collie Colts jersey >tfw I have a John Beck Dolphins jersey
Ryan Walker
incidentally, how many jerseys can someone own before crossing into autism territory? 5?
Jeremiah Cooper
1
Lincoln Cook
Ok that's acceptable.
Luis Miller
I own 3. -Jim Plunkett -Tim Brown -Derek Carr
Nicholas Lopez
I'd welcome Cox in a second, but there's no way in hell we'd trade you gronk, or give up gronk for anything for that matter, he's too integral to the team.
Nolan Garcia
i wouldn't be surprised if gronk was traded ala randy moss
Jason Powell
If he were just a party boy who was really good at football, I'd say yes. But whenever Belichick has spoken about him, he always commends his work ethic, willingness to block, and leadership ability. I just don't see him being traded. Also, he likes being a patriot too much. Maybe after Brady retires, but that could be a long long time.
Mason Hall
I will give you Khalil Mack, Derek Carr, Amari Cooper, and every draft pick from 2018-2021 for Gronk.
Bentley Myers
>other teams thinking they can have him
how cute
Nolan Williams
>willingness to block His blocking always reminds me of that time when he almost Million Dollar Baby'd that Colts safety
Leo Price
Reminder that Belichick said that Gronkowski blocks "almost" as well as Mark Bavaro did.
I still haven't seen Gronk carry half a defense on his back
Dylan Sanchez
if bellichick thought gronk was going to decline soon he'd definitely trade him
he should still have a lot of good years left but so did chandler jones
Caleb Moore
I can have him if the Raiders kidnap him and brainwash him into.signing with them.
Oliver Reyes
>check the general >still just Raiders faggotry and a bunch of obnoxious tripfags
Is it the offseason?
Ryder Walker
>Old Bay always losing to Landry's Balls on the meme express
I hope he never wins this battle
William Perez
>sneak is a Packers AND Lakers fan >in FLORIDA
somethings wrong here
despite what is said I want the raiders to go 10-6 this year
Amari is going to have a really great career ahead of him if he doesnt leave or get injured and leave
Brandon Roberts
That's nice of you to say that. 2bh I actually want the Ravens to go to the Owl. I always admired your team's commitment to defense.
>NO:Brandon Coleman not a lock for Saints roster? I also want to talk about this one, Coleman was a bug deal at the beginning of the season last year. Why is he on the bubble? I know drafting Thomas doesnt bode well for a starting spot but who else do they have thatd knock him off the roster?
Lucas Walker
rip flacco ;_;
Isaiah Carter
What happen?
Aiden Fisher
it could happen if people realized Webb is a shitter with old dreads
>someone hacked the page wew lad
Jordan Jones
Nah it's the Cowboys
Eli Thomas
You never see any other sport worry about or try to call themselves America's Team.
Dallas Cowboys are "America's Team" , whatever that means. Its marketing.
The envy is cute though
Camden Reyes
>Saints >Earl Thomas or J.J. Watt >1st rounder + a few other picks + renegotiate Brees' salary down to 1/2 what it is now
