Went outside to close the car windows

Went outside to close the car windows.

Found dat boi sitting on my stairs.

Trips decides what I do with him.

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Moon expedition.

Chop him in half with a meat cleaver

Inject shrooms ... Find unicycle ... And go on an adventure?

Grind him up in a meat grinder

Beat him to death with your dick.

Sup Forums space program

Make him a really tiny unicycle.

Lick it

Agreed x2 on that one

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This

Send that fucker to space.

Put it in boiling water.

Make him an oltar and worship him as your king. Give him berries and wine. Hedon-frogger

Send it to space

SWALLOW IT WHOLE AND ALIVE

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REROLL

SPACE PROGRAM

jizz in it's eye

Light him on fire

And teach him how to ride it

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Rerollin

SPACEEE

Cum on him, duct tape to your neighbor's door, ring the bell and knock loudly, hide. Take vid/pics from a hiding spot and post in this thread.

Use it like a fleshlight while it's alive.

Deepfry, sitck in anus.

microwave

SWALLOW IT WHOLE

Reroll

OMFG PLZ ^ So close

CAS pilot PROGRAM, RC Plane + le frog

Release him. Dat boi did nothing to you.

tell him he's a good frog and gently return him to the wilderness :)

Send it to mars

Drag him around your local water hole until someone shoots you dead.

Oh shit waddup?

EAT IT

Again

Stomp it out

Post to France

Rerolling, this is genius

give it to the nearest cat/dog/snapping turtle you find.

Reroll

Once more

roll

Keep him as pet

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Make it suck your dick and post results.

+1 RIPEDIE PIPE Boy

Fuck this guy

>New Airline Pilot

TWITCH TV / DESANEX

Eat him

Did someone say space program

Throw it against a wall

111-555 Flush down toilet
666-000 Pour gasoline and light on fire

Roll

tea and petting and then release him to meme world

Set dat boi free, then drink bleach

TEAR LEGS OFF

Frog legs.

Space. Program.

Rawlin

Make a Nutriblast

reroll

TO SPACE WITH THAT LITTLE NIGGER!

Hang the nigger

Give him a nice snack and tell him a story.

Put in Microwave

Eat him topped with your favorite condiment

Bite his head off

Moralfag rolling

Release dat boii

cherish it.

Reroll

MICROWAVE BABY

SPACE MISSION

Rerollin

Name it Todd, and leave it alone.

give him a unicycle

Eat him

reroll

Space program is the only answer, we need more research

MICROWAVE IT

Rell

Have sexual intercourse with it, stick your dick up his anus has far as you can while it goes "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Space motha fucka

Kebab Frog

Fuck it till it dies

Space mission

Rollin for space adventure.

dat nigger b baal storm god wish him good luck and have it returned to you

Roll

And again

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into your pooper? is that not the TO GO option?
keep it inside your shithole for 3 days.

Nail his foot to the wall

MICROWAVE THAT BITCH

This

sharpie in pooper