How to stop getting a boner doing anything with a girl?

How to stop getting a boner doing anything with a girl?

hahahahahahahhahahaha

Actually care about them.

you don't,

Cut it off

believe me - it's impossible.

fuck her

what normie faggotry is this? is this what Sup Forums has come to?

Keep coming back to b

Imagine her shitting

ask a girl to look at your cock and laugh

every time you need to stop a boner remember her mocking laughter

Cymbalta

Oh, man. Storytime.

>be fem
>be in 6th grade, just out of elementary school
>"spring fling" dance
>mfw realize 'puberty dance' years later
>be very forward girl
>see shy wallflower boy
>also be there alone
>slowly scoot closer to him
>about a foot closer to him every minute
>Him: 'w-do you wanna dance?'
>me: "ok."
>Him: "ok..I don't know how."
>Me: "me either" *smiles*
>we walk awkwardly to dance floor, holding hands
>stand there for awhile
>we observe the other kids
>we put each other's hands on each other's shoulders
>his guy friend comes up next to us
>"put your hands on her waist like a girl, dummy"
>he does that
>wingman buddy "clooooserrrr..."
>he gets closer
>hesprettycool.jpg
>we dance slowly and awkwardly, but having fun
>ow
>my uterus/hip area hurts
>"there's something in your pocket, user. Could you fix it?"
>nobody had taught me about boners, super strict christian mom
>boy red
>his friend laughs
>he runs off into the boy's bathroom
>I look for him for hours
>feelsbadman.jpg
>still not sure what I did
>wind up sitting there crying in the dark a long time after everyone went home
>he was the first boy to ever talk to me at school
>didn't even get to know his name

FUCKING UNDERTALE FANBOY SCUM

:^)

Just put a tampon in your ass and use the wire to hold your dick down

'til I die

that's my raging instaboner fetish

>How do i prevent the situation from getting awkward when i'm getting a boned while doing anything with a girl?
Fixed it for you.
We can't control it, so either chop it off, or man the fuck up.
If she sits on your lap, and you get an erection, don't freak out or anything, just apologize and explain you can't help it, she knows perfectly well that can happen.

>fem here
>I would be the first to laugh at dat stinking turdbonerino

>Apologize
Kek

In a polite manner, like "sorry, but i can't control it".
Don't be sorry for the boner, of course.

>implying

Lord kek
I pray thee
Someone post the boner hiding apparatus copy pasta or pic
I'm on my mobile

Never mind my lazy ass found it

Kek

what. how. fuck.

Bahahahahahahaha that’s fucking awesome!

haha what a loser

grow up, it really works.

jesus..its summer vacations already...

If your dick is big then embrace your boners, chicks will be impressed
because of the size and the fact that you are potent enough to get boners easily

No. Don't be polite and dont say sorry.
That way you'll get laid. Do mention it when she asks. Confidently.

Wait until you're out of puberty

I mean just casually dismiss it like "yeah, i can't really help it"

have more casual sex.

I get boners more from random girls I flirt with than I do with my girlfriend, but they're always mild until those girls rub my arms or thighs.

Be careful what you wish for m8.