I like my women how I like my whisky

I like my women how I like my whisky

straight?

old fashioned?

Aged 12-years and with a little coke

...

on the rocks?

12 years old and dry?

WITH MY DICK IN IT!

When their juices run into my mouth it's leaves a burning sensation down my throat

12 years old and full of alcohol?

Aged 12 years?

Younger than 18 so you can actually afford them.

Aged in a barrel?

In a barrel?

i cant help but puke when i drink whisky, baaad memories
same with when i drink women i guess

Asian or stuffed in a barrel for 8 years

korean?

heh

Kek

You don't like whiskey?

I like whiskey. Maybe whiskey doesn't like me

12 years old in the basement?

Canadian, and neat.

cheap

I like my women how I like my sunglasses. So black they block out the sun.

The longer they're in the barrel, the better

I like my women how I like my French battle flag

12 years old and mixed with coke?

10/10

Scottish and grown up in second hand clothes?

Cheap and awful?

how desperate and lonely do you have to be to save such a webm ?

21 years old and Irish?

Stiff and chilled.

12 years old and locked in my basement

yellow with a tight ending

fucked hard in every orfice?

...

10 years old and freshly opened ;)

Brown and from Kentucky

R.I.P Ali

OP doesn't actually like whisky at all

Probably the most sensible choice.

That's Protestant whiskey

on the rocks?

Nice dubs too.

Russian and pretty much a potato?

12 years old?

kek a lot

Straight and dry.

You like your whiskey riddled with stds

this is alien you're talking about

yellow?

you want 10 niggers to cum in your whisky?

Untouched for the last decades?

From Kentucky, out of a barrel?

This, they only call it Irish for foreign marketing, ie.e getting dumb yanks to buy it.

It's also terrible

Sold in units of 6?

MRRREEEEOWWWWWWW

hot teen anal cunt.keen

12 years old and on coke?

80 years old and dry?