Born too late to be an oldfag

Born too late to be an oldfag
Born too soon to be a redditfag
Born just in time to be the cancer of Sup Forums

Every "original fag" or newfag is either dead or in jail.

here's the original

feel better now?

>implying newfag and cancer being a difference

Oldfag, just (dec 09)

no, that's newfag. 2008 myself so I'm no better.

I'm an oldfag now?

Oldfag reporting in

Nobody actually gives a fuck and you're probably cancer.

I started browsing Sup Forums 3 months ago :)

sure mate, have fun

newfag

I sort of just come here during my collage break

Ive only been here since dec. 2015 and i feel like i know more than most of the people here

Have fun with what? You sound like a fuckin faggot.

2006... what am i doing with my life

this is the problem with new people on Sup Forums now. they think you just throw around insults to randoms and it's trololol so edgy.

find a real target kid, then go off at them. right now you're embarrassing yourself.

yea, me too man! XDDDD

>embarrassing yourself
>anonymous board
you dumb motherfucker you are stupid as all fuck.
>implying i would take anything you say seriously

omg im cancer too what do i do Sup Forums? how cna i get this cancer out of myself

By not being new.

Moar

typical cuck

you still having fun?

Late 2006 here. Ain't what she used to be. Creep threads are the last vestige of greatness.

>XDDDD
faggot

wtf know more about what?

here you go my friend

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Are you fucking retarded?

Am oldfag. Been here since 8th grade.

sauce?

Fail troll. 2/10

I've been here ever since I wanted to murder all of my classmates

fuck i wish I knew man, spent months trying to find these pics again.

Your dad's a fuckin cuck faggot. Just ask your mom.

Faggot.

autist alert. If you knew anything, then you would understand that you know almost nothing.

Check your fuckin face out. Looks like a fail troll.

Implying I know what year I started lurking or what is current year.

Originally here since around 2004 but thought the website was shit until I stumbled upon it again in 2008 or so then been a semi permanent resident since then.

>implying you know something.

07 fag here... They must have skipped me.

Does it fucking matter, you faggot

lel u got b8ted xD kys
LUL

Only to oldfags. You know how they are. They think they're something since they've been here longer than others.

>kys
why are all of the kids saying this now where did it come from

>got b8ted.
yeah, typing a few sentences takes a lot of effort. lmao you guys actually think you get to people on here or somethin?

this kid needs to get laid, badly.

First time would have been 06. People were already saying this place had gone to shit and everyone was cancer...
This has always been the way. There was no awesome era. Nothing more than nostalgia from when you were young and this place was still shocking to sheltered teen brains.

It stands for "kiss your sister"
came up from a typical Sup Forums user with a cancerous yt channel

J

Newfag here, '09, '91 baby, I'd like to say I'm not dead or in jail yet.

05, but we're ALL cancer. At least there was a time when, as a cancer, we'd metastasize and spread to the rest of the Internet, raid it, consume, devour... Maybe some day we could've killed the Internet, made it so that no SJW or cuck or little kid felt safe, and then it would be ours! No redditfags, no huffpost. Just the great Sup Forums empire.

But alas, we must have been subject to some kind of chemotherapy. Or like the Roman Empire, we became too big and collapsed under our own weight and decadence.

We are all cancer, b/rothers. But that didn't use to be a bad thing.

been here since 06... in the beginning mainly for CP which was still posted all the time... i miss the good old days

Good luck with collage you potato

been here for a long time 2003 maybe can't really tell...
you kids have turned this shithole into a boring cancerous shithole

I remember that shit. It was always at night so I avoided Sup Forums like the plague. All those motherfuckers got vanned, didn't they? lmfao

long time indeed

Oldfag here, none of this matters all of you are faggots.

>collage
There is no hope for the future..

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>thinking he was being serious
Holy fuck you are dumb.

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I mean like i know about how to not act like a newfag. About the memes and general Sup Forums history

>this

>tfw 2006
Hello darkness my old friend

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>Thinking he was serious either.
You fell for it and got trolled.

No, there isn't. Because fucking idiots like you don't get that I was making fun of HIM for not knowing how to spell college.

>tfw been here for so long I don't even remember when it began

Oldest thing I remember was efg-chan posted her delicious leg-warmers making me acquire a new fetish. And then we found her real identity. Many lulz were had.

I wish I still had her photos. She was 16 or so...

I know that fucknuts. I was poking fun at the guy for spelling it wrong and that you were making fun of him by pointing it out.

Sometime between 06 and 07. I found Sup Forums during one lonely summer night between school years in highschool.

Holy shit. It's been about 10 years since I discovered Sup Forums and here I am still whacking it to furry porn. At least im trying to do something with my life though. Im starting a graphic design firm with my girlfriend. We just moved into a bigger office from the one we had. I think im doing ok for a Sup Forumstard. At least I hope.

Pic related. Something a little classic and not the common Desu or Trollface.

Oh no! I got trolled! omg!
>caring
holy fuck