ITT list reasons why aliens would be scared the fuck out of humans (assuming they weren't walking tanks):

ITT list reasons why aliens would be scared the fuck out of humans (assuming they weren't walking tanks):
>some of us can fucking eat aeroplanes
>we can survive high velocity metal objects puncturing our muscles and survive

Watching humans dance would probably confuse them.

"They don't realize that they're descended from apes. They think God is a primate and made them to look like him."

We kill each other and we were all born in the same land

This sounds suspiciously like a humanity fuck yeah thread, which I am okay with. Dumping some stories

some shorter ones first

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Any lurkers? Do I need to continue

Imagine them watching this

please do, this is interesting af

post more pls

alright, just bump it some

we literally ingest poison for fun

some of them are pretty long but I like them

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bump

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>implying aliens wouldn't have their own religions

I think this one has a continuation

What the fuck is this?!

Don't encourage him. We could lose the thread.

yeah here we go

Sorry

one user explained it as some kind of high school icebreaker activity.

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The last two guys ruined their high school life right at that moment

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dont forget to bump occasionally guys, I know they are long and take a minute to read but I can't self bump

White people beating the corpse of the Whip

It doesn't take much, does it.
>freshman year
>1990
>some kid's mom has bought him transition lenses for his glasses
>the kind that get darker in the sun, guess they were kind of a new thing then
>glasses were bad enough
>never learned his name because no one ever called him anything but "Shades" after that
>twenty year reuinion two years ago
>he is still Shades

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this one is a bit different, I think it is warhammer based

Don't know if anyone has it but a few months ago an 'alien' was on Sup Forums, I heard he showed a picture of his fingers. Does anyone have the pic or the copypasta. Pic was from the original thread.

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I can't wait till my high school reunion. All those terrible people bunched up in one area. I hope nothing bad happens lol

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I think this is the last one I have, I hope everyone enjoyed them

What'd the fingers look like

And if any of the girls in that video grow to be hot, suddenly the whole school forgets they ever did that.
High school is pretty stupid

Skip the ten year, unless you've got a hot wife and some money. That one's a dick measuring contest.
Twenty is nice. Everyone is all nostalgic. The jocks mingle with the AV club. It's nice.

But you should still probably bar the doors, set a fire, and post it here.

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Hot vapid chicks are only really alive until 30. After that, no one has any use for them. Everything balances out.

Topkek

2 words:

Mama June

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Really pale, long fingers, and he didn't have finger nails. He had a thumb but it was like a regular finger, really thin and just as long as the others.

It is your inferior race trying to act like our superior race.

> Sup Forums

That settles it. Who could make a thing like that? Aliens are real... and they're Sup Forumstards.

Quit beating a dead thread, wigger.

Cosplay

Have to wonder what they would think of the internet

This is an alien thread not a cringe thread

Soon my anonymous friend, soon

It seemed legit

Nukes

Bro, I legit got goosebumps while reading...

Bump

These are cool.

Fucking kek

>it seemed legit

Yeah, cause why would anyone lie to strangers on the internet? It just doesn't make sense, no HUMAN world do that!!!