How fucked are they?

How fucked are they?

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We'll lose by a late goal. The meme magic is just too strong. pls pray for us.

Not as fucked as us
:'(

Completely

Everyone is expecting the typical England Banana peel moment so we're going in as underdogs.


Realistically we should win comfortably but this is england and losing to a team that has a smaller population than most of our cities is the most england thing england can do.

but you've beaten the likes of mighty montenegro in the qualifiers, why can't you beat iceland?

English National Pride should hit peek low tomorrow after the Devolved country votes keep you in the EU

They're going to get meme'd.

but Iceland beat Netherlands twice in the meantime

Iceland will beat England.
Northern Ireland with beat Wales.
Ireland with beat France.

Sometimes memes go too far.

why would you name your country after a supermarket specialising in frozen produce?

Slovakia beat Germany
Hungary beat Belgium

We can do it. You've just got to believe.

And we beat Germany and Portugal in this year alone.

We're just major chokers in tournaments. We can beat any team in the world in a friendly or qualification match but when it's in a tournament setting we just turn to shit. This is actually the first tournament in a long time where England is actually playing incredibly well and we're still choking... it's astounding how good at choking we are.

If Woy will let the Lions loose, you'll win easily.
If he keeps fucking with the lineup, IceBros will sneak past.

Where's your mum?

Bants glad to be beaten by your proud nation of whites, mate.

Meme us to the final, anglobro. We'll give you surplus cod

The only team that pose a threat to England are Italy and Spain. Spain can be beaten by using a bit of muscle and running at their defense. The Italians will be hard but the same as the Spanish they will panic if we run at them. The Germany look too mechanical as always

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No, it was a militarized dispute, not a war. It got meme'd into a war because of one journo.

Also, fun fact, those 'wars' contributed to thousands of people starving in the UK as it crumpled our already dead economy in the 70's.

Another fun fact, Iceland only 'won' because the EU wanted them to be economically stronger, so they just screwed UK so they could be. It still happens today. Meme Eastern European countries get millions and super laws and deals and shit. UK and co have to pay for it.

and we beat england recently....

That's because England NT plays in these tournaments like it's just a regular super sunday.
You have to stop doing that shit. I love the premier league, but the day England stops being like Arsenal, if you know what i mean, it's the day you will start reaching late stages in the knock outs and maybe even wining cups.

Looking at their track record, from Lindisfarne to the cod wars, they are proper fucked.
>Iceland will score somehow and then park the longboat
>English players will get slaughtered by the dozen for the glory of Odin
>their dressing room will get raided
>their trophy wifes will get raped and sold into slavery to work inna pub in Akureyri
>and everybody lived happily afterwards

We'll do those heathen bastards in m8.

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>and all the will hear is the thousandfold clanging of sharp swords against round shields
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>we beat Germany
It was a draw, Gomez' goal was wrongfully called offside.

But Wóden etc were worshipped in England too

I was looking forward to that penalty-shootout, but I guess we've been out-memed