Be me

>be me
>use moms credit card without permission
>spend $26.95 on some game
>mfw I open the game and says “DEMO”
>mfw mojang ripped me off

wat to do?

Stale pasta

Go suck your moms feminine penis.

I was in this thread yesterday....and i'm pretty sure the day before.

Long story short. He's lying. he has the actual version of the game. No he didn't use his moms credit card

Restart the game, it has random motd in yellow font

at least this faggot below took the b8.
kek. it was worthed.

How did you make your face look like the minecraft startup screen?

photoshop. it is good?

>freely admits his thread was bait and takes pride in the fact that he fooled someone

Cringe

kek. dunno why people loves my b8s..

You have to be 18+ to be here

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Nope
They don't

Stop being 12

trips of truth

>not 12, just enjoying myself

yes they do, trips of truth, bitch

this is bait
there's a text file that you can change the message in the title screen of
that's all that happened

no. numbers don't mean shit. Your mom's still gay.

kek. somebody got late to the party.

numbers means everything, that's the most retarded sentence I've ever heard. nigger.

No they don't. Your grandma is still gay.

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kek. nigger.

keep em' coming

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you've got minecraft ero pics?

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nope, just pics of OP's mom

This is now my thread. Everyone else leave.

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suck OP's moms balls

post em'

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OP here. these are strangely satisfying.

I'm sorry.

dubs of truth

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does it bother you? kek. you are just another fish on my b8.

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