And how would you like that steak?

>and how would you like that steak?

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Medium

rarer than the number of times your mom has declined to suck dick.

Well memed, my friend.

Dry rubbed with your dandruff.

Still mooing

MEDIUM WELL

medium rare, with salsa, avocado, lime juice, cilantro, onions and tortillas

Medium rare

Just run it over a candle quickly.

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medium, because i have good taste

Though really, i enjoy my steaks really rare.

The only way to truly eat a steak, rare.

Well done please

Medium rare is the patricians choice

I'll take the chicken tenders basket instead please

>meat

THIS

Plebian tastes confirmed.

who /vegetarian/ here

The same way our future God Emperor gets his

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faggot

>YOU

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This.

You're delusional if you think it's morally acceptable to kill conscious animals for food when there are plenty of foods out there that don't feel pain in the process of making it to your plate.

WITH A SIDE OF BEANS

Well done with a side of honey mustard, ketchup, and mayo

survival of the fittest nigga

well done

Nice milksteak

with ketchup

>he eats desert like dried steak

Yeah, and when we start having to live in a society where that actually applies, maybe I'll reconsider - but eating meat when you don't need to is unnecessary, cruel, and as pleb as it gets.

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>doing something since the dawn of man
>"we should, like, not do that anymore"

this is almost how communism got started

we always have lived in that society
ever wondered why cow and pig meat are consumed regularly but bear and alligator meat aren't?

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I like aligator

and i've never had it because shit cost a good amount because alligators fight back
check mate Darwin deniers

>Americaitlyns eat their steak with semen

It's not because we "shouldn't do it anymore", it's because we don't have to.

When food is scarce, obviously there isn't always a choice. But when you have an advanced civilization with plenty of alternative options to meat, there's no reason to be unnecessarily unethical.

(Me)

>alligators fight back

They actually farm them for this shit, it's not like it's people going to the swamp and wrestling them.

>eating bears

fug dat looks perf

I don't know what this is but it makes me upset

I hear bear is good

the animal should still be breathing when it comes off the pan thanks waiter

Because alligators and bears are naturally aggressive, predatory, and not easy to raise in farms like cows, chickens, and pigs?

IT'S FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>haven't had a steak in years
>only had well done when I was younger
What does perfection taste like bros?

Dog meat could taste like heroin-dipped orgasms but I wouldn't know because I'm not a filthy yellow savage

Medium rare.

>well done

Might as well eat beef jerky instead

hey if it tastes good I'd eat it
don't think I've ever heard good things about dog or cat though

Nope its actaully rare bro.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>don't have to

then why do it exactly instead of spreading more chemicals and pesticides into our soil and air?

talk about being unethical lmao

>Eating dogs
puppers are not food

Medium well-done with some mushroom sauce on the side

don't you get food poisoning if not's fully cooked?

W-well I hope if you ever get a chance to try it, you see this image in your head the whole time.

>food isnt scarce
Just because first world countries have shit loads of food doesn't mean food is plentiful, if everyone went vegetarian right now there would be another potato famine.

Also plants and trees are conscious you faggot

you only think this because you have been conditioned to do so

pigs are much more intelligent than dogs and most people eat them without prejudice

Not on the scale of cows, chickens, and pigs

Alligators can't be domesticated in the strict sense of the word. Or at least, it's not worth it to try

>intelligence matters when it comes to what we see as pets/companions and what we see as food
Please fuck off

if adorable piglets and cows don't stop me, nothing will

>steak

Pigs are mean, though. There's a story in my family about some family friend back in the early 20th century who got his thumb bitten off by a pig

BURRS AND PUPPERS ARE NOT FUCKING FOOD, OKAY?!!!?!

>there are "people" who will vote for a man who eats well done steak

NOT VIDEO GAMES

>eating brains

>It would rock on the plate, it was so well done

well done usually
medium well if I'm feeling particularly wild

You have to go back, Sup Forumsedditer

seafood will absolutely never, ever be as good as land animal flesh

pigs are capable of a greater level of empathy/cognition than dogs and are closer genetically to humans than dogs are, and some people even keep them as pets.

there is literally ZERO justification for criticizing somebody for eating dogs/cats if you eat pork. In fact, there is less than zero and doing so makes you a hypocrite.

seafood is GOAT

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