YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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Vegan for the win!

youtube.com/watch?v=0Ixxd5VeATQ

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That's not skinning.

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Skrillex sucks

youtu.be/N8P1oGF2nnA

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>computer boot up sounds inspire someone to keep living
This is what the world's come to...

Dude got gamez

join
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High pitched Mickey Mouse voice

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What a bunch of spastic cunts.

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youtu.be/vXeEFCjHpX8

Oh wow

So is "Jacklyn" just that dude in drag? That hand under his chin seems awfully plastic to me

Yo that's legit as fuck

youtu.be/8bgV1RXQvXs

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Gaylords all of them

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Thanks for joining us tonight bill.

Gets me every time

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Fuck you rabbit rubbed with sage and pepper grilled served with potato and aspheragus is 10/10

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>be me
>always had ED
>doctor prohibited viagra and stuff, because blood pressure & other issues
>anyway got a gf, was her first bf
>she had always been scared of penetration (almost raped when young), but happy with foreplay only
>started living together in my house
>years later, developed lots of non-penetration techniques & games
>had her have countless orgasms in countless modes
>also initiated her to a number of sex toys
>we were happy
>and then something planted a bad idea in her mind
>she started mumbling about being Properly Fucked
>she started camwhoring (not even a tip, being a solid 3/10)
>a guy gets in touch with her
>they arrange a fuckdate, in my house, while I was out
>she eventually gets Properly Fucked by a phimotic psychoNEET barely lasting 10 minutes
>next days she acted weird and almost uninterested in me
>at least two times I asked if there was some other man,she angrily answered no
>checked her cellphone (she always had the same passwords) and found she was actually cheating
>they had arranged another fuckdate on next morning
>on the morning she tells me she'll be at her parents house til noon
>I had my most eerie smile of my life, "yea, yea"
>maybe she realized that I knew everything, but chose to go anyway to get Dat Proper Fuck
>as soon as she's out, I call a blacksmith to change every door key
>then while badly wanting to cry, quickly pack all of her personal stuff
>before noon all of her boxed shit (including dirty laundry) is out
>and every door secured, and every window and blind shut
>then I called her parents (she wasn't there) to tell we broke
>shut off phones
>then left a note on the door:

"be happy with your new man. forget me, my house and my money. your stuff was fedex-ed to your parents"

>finally inside my bunker, crying on the sofa of an half-empty house
>at 1pm she made a fuss outside
>didn't give a shit
>and always refused to see again

TL;DR: she preferred a Proper Fuck to a happy life of pleasure, money, romance, loyalty.

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Lost

Holy shit bro

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>excuse my scars, just pretend theyre not there.

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Whats wrong with this? The rabbit is already dead, the fact he found a novel way to gut it means that the rabbit will be eaten and hasnt been killed for no reason. You guys are some weak spined bitches, and I love animals.

Please please tell me this is OC!

>the tie
>jacket & jeans
>pinstripes
>oversized

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>jun 12, 2014
Doubt it.

Right in the feels.

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The fucking chair one is aces

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Somewhat alpha

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The best for last

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Kek! My fucking sides! Holy shit that's great!

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this shit is gold.
belongs in a ylyl not cringe

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Found the european.

YMS if he had autism.

Ignoring you were with a 3/10 you did good user. When was this?

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Fuck. Alpha as fuck

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Oh, in the OP thread it said "YLYL/BETA MALE..." so I thought it was rather an OR Operation than an AND one

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Well done

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Chocolate roll

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That's you laugh you lose, not cringe, also died laughing

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At least he fucking and not jerking like you

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10/10.

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Fucking hell I just lost hard

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fair nuff. still, best shit ive seen in a while. good work user

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Maybe what he really wants is some Clearasil?

2/10

at first i was like the jacked and tie looks ok then i looked at the jeans oh boy...and then the shoes oh noy oh boy OH UHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>being this new
>being this gay

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

3/10

the fedora is shooped in
also, file should read "shadow of the colossus" for optimal keks

6/10 would not lose