You have to buy three items that freak the cashier out.
1. Chainsaw
2. Bullets
3. Trump 2016 T-shirt
You have to buy three items that freak the cashier out.
1. Chainsaw
2. Bullets
3. Trump 2016 T-shirt
summer sausage
condom
car magazine
1. Bag of doggy treats
2. Duct tape
3. Beyblades.
Lube
Little girls panties
Dance moms season 1 dvd
Mayo, peanut butter, garlic bread.
a dog
a condom
lube
This is much more effective during Halloween but
>extra large bag of chocolate candies
>huge bottle of dried laxatives
>syringe
I went to the store to buy razor blades, the whiskey I like was on sale so i put that in my basket, then I realized what I was buying so had to buy something else.
Cactus
Lube
Diapers
They sell bullets in walmart?
They do in civilized places
i live in the south so yes. yes there are bullets.
Duct tape, lube and a shovel
>puts dog on conveyor belt
>"uh... s-sir we don't uh... we don't"
>yes. yes you do
>dog rolls up to cashier
>dog repeatedly bumps into cashier
>keeps bumping
>ever bumping
For hunting weapons. Yeah
I don't have the pic but I'll say my favorite I've heard
1. Donuts
2. Donut Holes
3. Glue
Sports illustrated
Lube
Sandpaper
1.Knife
2.Lube
3.Garbage Bag
jfc that's metal as all hell
OP here. I try not to be picky, but there's a lot of garbage bag/shovel/lube jokes, so could you expand your creative field of mind?
im from LA, super liberal state like california still sells bullets, just not guns
1. Chloroform
2. 53 yards of rope
3. Horse dildo
Fine instead of sports illustrated, lube and sandpaper...
Super glue
A rolling chair
And 4 planks of wood
Point to me a walmart that sells sex toys.
Rope
Bucket
Lotion
kekd
I'm still looking for the chloroform
>condom
>lube
>duct tape
Since that's what the relpies always are for these threads
Playing cards
Hammer
Disinfectant
Hammer
Scooter
Pikachu Onesie
Marker pen
Ice
Scissors
cat treats
baby carrots
crisco
Rat poison
Chainsaw
Draino
Lighter fluid
Jenga towers
Toy planes
>sorry couldn't resist
Hair gel
Bath towel
Large melon
yup, every response has to do with perverted sex or murder
SO FUNNY LEL, ROLL THREAD NAO
Mask
Bullets
Gasoline can
Bible/Quaran/Torah
Matches
Marshmallows
doughnuts, doughnut holes, glue
The same shirt in small, medium and large
ten cake mixes
cupcake wrappers
half dozen bottles of liquid laxative
Day old donuts
Day old pound cake
Day old Baguette
5 dollars doesnt go much further
you cray cray
Bleach, latex gloves, black trash bags. Pay in cash, wear a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a hoodie with the hood up.
faggot
Half a watermelon
Ducttape
Half a watermelon
find out what the cashier's name is first
1. something with her name on it
2. women's underwear
3. duct tape
Why would you need to lube your knife?
what if all the cashiers are dudes
For the garbage bag of course!
Edge lord is so close to the edge I'm getting edgy whilst edging edgily away from this edgemeister
>wooden cross
>lighter fluid
>white robe
winrar
haloween time get huge pack of candy, and a huge pack of razers. and some really weird looking medicine box, that they wont know what the fuck is but makes it look creepy
same thing applies
Baby formula, diapers, beer and smokes. Put away either formula or diapers after they tell you the total.
margarine
butter
i can't beleive it's not butter
fair enough. also checked
Sex toys would be insane to sell, but bullets are fine. Your country makes me both laugh and cry at the same time.
Pregnancy test
shot gun shells
rug doctor
anything is a sex toy if you're creative enough
Kek
8 male betas
Fish bowl
Roll of raffle tickets
pregnancy test
coat hangers
blender
3 identical Justin bieber albums
Pepsi
Coke
Dr Pepper
That wouldn't surprise anyone that works at Walmart.
honestly that would make it even creepier
You can buy bullets in a fucking grocery store?
that just means u have 3 daughters that dont wanna share
Canadian Walmart worker here. Yeah they have everything for hunting weapons. Rifle, shotgun and pistol bullets.
Pregnancy test
Metal coat hanger
5gallon bucket
>Walmart
Of course you can there's always a sporting goods section
in America you can bullets at any store
>assuming I'm female
Safety pin, condoms, pregnancy test
Yell at cashier when you cant use WIC card to buy beer
laxatives
enema bulb
tarp
1 pear
1 box of matches
The cashier
1. Gasoline
2. Lighter
3. Highlighters
1. Pregnancy Test
2. Steel coat hangers
3. Shovel
I'd buy 3 knives and stab the cashier with them, bet she would freak the hell out
14 year old detected
1. a my little pony toy set
2. lube
3. golf balls
ow the edge
cat litter
biggest litterbox they have
cat-ears headband
when the clerk tries to make small talk by asking you how many cats you have, say "none"
I kek'd too hard at this
Bullets
Kerosene
Sunglasses
>ask for directions to the nearest school
Mask, machete and a new shirt
whole turkey
baby dress
stroller
>captain dick me down
I am having a hard time deciding which you are talking about
1. Trash Bags
2. Duct Tape
3. DVD of Silence of the Lambs
in america they would just be happy they didn't get shot
kek
diuretics
diapers
one of those dolls that pees when you feed it water
idk
>razorblades
>rope
>MLP dvd
That is a shame, I live in a place where there are just too few wild weapons to be hunted
I did this earlier at Freddy's actually.
1.glazed dounuts
2. Glazed dountholes
3. Bacon decal duct tape
I think i blew her mind that day.
>multipack of 96 hot dog buns
>48 burgers
>scissors
KEK
Genuine lols
topkek