You have to buy three items that freak the cashier out

You have to buy three items that freak the cashier out.

1. Chainsaw
2. Bullets
3. Trump 2016 T-shirt

summer sausage
condom
car magazine

1. Bag of doggy treats
2. Duct tape
3. Beyblades.

Lube
Little girls panties
Dance moms season 1 dvd

Mayo, peanut butter, garlic bread.

a dog
a condom
lube

This is much more effective during Halloween but
>extra large bag of chocolate candies
>huge bottle of dried laxatives
>syringe

I went to the store to buy razor blades, the whiskey I like was on sale so i put that in my basket, then I realized what I was buying so had to buy something else.

Cactus
Lube
Diapers

They sell bullets in walmart?

They do in civilized places

i live in the south so yes. yes there are bullets.

Duct tape, lube and a shovel

>puts dog on conveyor belt
>"uh... s-sir we don't uh... we don't"
>yes. yes you do
>dog rolls up to cashier
>dog repeatedly bumps into cashier
>keeps bumping
>ever bumping

For hunting weapons. Yeah

I don't have the pic but I'll say my favorite I've heard

1. Donuts
2. Donut Holes
3. Glue

Sports illustrated
Lube
Sandpaper

1.Knife
2.Lube
3.Garbage Bag

jfc that's metal as all hell

OP here. I try not to be picky, but there's a lot of garbage bag/shovel/lube jokes, so could you expand your creative field of mind?

im from LA, super liberal state like california still sells bullets, just not guns

1. Chloroform
2. 53 yards of rope
3. Horse dildo

Fine instead of sports illustrated, lube and sandpaper...

Super glue
A rolling chair
And 4 planks of wood

Point to me a walmart that sells sex toys.

Rope
Bucket
Lotion

kekd

I'm still looking for the chloroform

>condom
>lube
>duct tape
Since that's what the relpies always are for these threads

Playing cards
Hammer
Disinfectant

Hammer
Scooter
Pikachu Onesie

Marker pen
Ice
Scissors

cat treats
baby carrots
crisco

Rat poison
Chainsaw
Draino

Lighter fluid
Jenga towers
Toy planes
>sorry couldn't resist

Hair gel
Bath towel
Large melon

yup, every response has to do with perverted sex or murder

SO FUNNY LEL, ROLL THREAD NAO

Mask
Bullets
Gasoline can

Bible/Quaran/Torah
Matches
Marshmallows

doughnuts, doughnut holes, glue

The same shirt in small, medium and large

ten cake mixes
cupcake wrappers
half dozen bottles of liquid laxative

Day old donuts
Day old pound cake
Day old Baguette
5 dollars doesnt go much further

you cray cray

Bleach, latex gloves, black trash bags. Pay in cash, wear a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a hoodie with the hood up.

faggot

Half a watermelon
Ducttape
Half a watermelon

find out what the cashier's name is first

1. something with her name on it
2. women's underwear
3. duct tape

Why would you need to lube your knife?

what if all the cashiers are dudes

For the garbage bag of course!

Edge lord is so close to the edge I'm getting edgy whilst edging edgily away from this edgemeister

>wooden cross
>lighter fluid
>white robe

winrar

haloween time get huge pack of candy, and a huge pack of razers. and some really weird looking medicine box, that they wont know what the fuck is but makes it look creepy

same thing applies

Baby formula, diapers, beer and smokes. Put away either formula or diapers after they tell you the total.

margarine
butter
i can't beleive it's not butter

fair enough. also checked

Sex toys would be insane to sell, but bullets are fine. Your country makes me both laugh and cry at the same time.

Pregnancy test
shot gun shells
rug doctor

anything is a sex toy if you're creative enough

Kek

8 male betas
Fish bowl
Roll of raffle tickets

pregnancy test
coat hangers
blender

3 identical Justin bieber albums

Pepsi
Coke
Dr Pepper

That wouldn't surprise anyone that works at Walmart.

honestly that would make it even creepier

You can buy bullets in a fucking grocery store?

that just means u have 3 daughters that dont wanna share

Canadian Walmart worker here. Yeah they have everything for hunting weapons. Rifle, shotgun and pistol bullets.

Pregnancy test
Metal coat hanger
5gallon bucket

>Walmart
Of course you can there's always a sporting goods section

in America you can bullets at any store

>assuming I'm female

Safety pin, condoms, pregnancy test

Yell at cashier when you cant use WIC card to buy beer

laxatives
enema bulb
tarp

1 pear
1 box of matches
The cashier

1. Gasoline
2. Lighter
3. Highlighters

1. Pregnancy Test
2. Steel coat hangers
3. Shovel

I'd buy 3 knives and stab the cashier with them, bet she would freak the hell out

14 year old detected

1. a my little pony toy set
2. lube
3. golf balls

ow the edge

cat litter
biggest litterbox they have
cat-ears headband

when the clerk tries to make small talk by asking you how many cats you have, say "none"

I kek'd too hard at this

Bullets
Kerosene
Sunglasses
>ask for directions to the nearest school

Mask, machete and a new shirt

whole turkey
baby dress
stroller

>captain dick me down

I am having a hard time deciding which you are talking about

1. Trash Bags
2. Duct Tape
3. DVD of Silence of the Lambs

in america they would just be happy they didn't get shot

kek

diuretics
diapers
one of those dolls that pees when you feed it water

idk

>razorblades
>rope
>MLP dvd

That is a shame, I live in a place where there are just too few wild weapons to be hunted

I did this earlier at Freddy's actually.

1.glazed dounuts
2. Glazed dountholes
3. Bacon decal duct tape

I think i blew her mind that day.

>multipack of 96 hot dog buns
>48 burgers
>scissors

KEK

Genuine lols

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