Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Akiko claimed

this one is kind of ok tbh

nothing much mang
havent been doing jack shit since i got home

interesting

still here

and

an upgrade always sounds good and how do you know that the egg is any good even?

>I just want to buy it for M-Makoto...

Ooh I see...

>When you get wifi we're gonna make a TG group with Makoto.

Space.
youtube.com/watch?v=YE9RPDgCn2w

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>tfw still no lewds of your waifu in thread

Rory-sama claimed

still here

Claimed.

Not really sure still

Dio-sama..

No one wants to see Rory

Miho claimed

Milk!

Alright, chains cleaned and greased up. Ended up doing my cousins chain as well because god knows he won't EVER do it.
>Forgot elections today
Well then, I should get on that...

What'd I miss?

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Sounds like a good idea.
>See what?
They have like 20 different types. It really is a shot in the dark but it's what they're made for so they can't be that bad.

>up top
>who might that be?
I've already said to much.

Yukari has been claimed

Nothing at all, hey!

Swastika claim

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>Find some r34 of mizore I haven't seen and you'll surprise me.

A challenge was issued, and it was accepted.

>Dio

Hello Yukari

Claimed
>This guy

That sounds pretty good, the dream even

Same, and i dont expect any soon. At least for everyones sake.

Did you say zaxbys?

11/10 joke

I only wrote one application and copypasted it for the exact same position every time. I mean... they have many stores in vienna... many of the same where they're looking for the same kind of people... so it only was... copypaste pretty much

Miho claim

Bean sprouts Claimed

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Ehhh? Nothing? Well, that's a shame.
>My hands feel dried out, lotion isn't helping
As much as I love even basic wrenching, this is the curse of it.

10/10, you never fail to impress.

I did! You know about them?

Continuing existence affirmation.
If trips, stealing Sachi for my own nefarious uses.

Chicken soup claimed

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Great

How could I ever fail?
I am DIO after all

Uncle ruckus claimed

20??! jeez i dont know

Post dominant waifu.

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Wow.

Knew it would happen. Dunno why I am surprised.

You don't find DIO to be dominant enough?

Hello troll-chan

Nom nom nom

I'm back.

(Fapable) r34, dio.
Hot wax bath. Take a crock pot and heat up wax so it's melted, make sure it won't burn and it's just hot, dip your hands in it multiple times and let it dry, break off the wax.
>Soft soft hands.
They show the inner design of them too.

Claiming

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>Home from work!
>Finally~

How fucking dead do you want to be?
Ignoring Chara and even DIO?!

Claiming whatever the fuck this thing is

Welcome back beautiful.

I'm a god not an artist, anyways I still completed the challenge.

hi hope you are doing well
yeah but how would you know which was best

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Энергия!

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So, how are you today qt?

Still /d/, still claiming.

dont worry theyre literally a bunch of edgelords. they have a secret irc chat they go to to plan raids on /waifu/

Boobs

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It is a good idea!
I bet Makoto agrees.

>See what?
Your panties!

I was born and raised in a small town in florida, I fucking know about some zaxbys friend

Well thats really convenient. Everytime i do an application they are always different so i cant be lazy. So do you still want the cinema one?

heyo

I see a bun

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Wait I'm totally confused...

Buns always here, I might not post, but I'm lurking.

panties?

Just playing Hearthstone right now, and later going to start rewatching K-on.
What about you?

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Checked it. No cinema near me or vienna recruiting
>fml
so I sent it to retail again

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Timbits. Or donutholes

They screwed up my order! I asked for a chicken finger sandwich meal without lettuce and while they didn't put lettuce on it, they put tomatoes on it, which is worse because it makes the bun all soggy! Other than that it was delicious

Emi Yusa

>This guy

Tell us whe you want to go. Me Kyouko and Karen are just playing around

The issue is the McDonald logo

>Personal testing?
But for real, it's a guess. They all get you where you need to go though.
>Not /d/-tan
>No name
>One picture.
That's disappointing for you user.
Well why not just ask Makoto?
>Your panties!
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i really want Serj to sing like he used to

The greatest mystery in the world is "why are striped panties so great?"
Even I, Dio, have not even a single clue as to why I love them so much.

IM
JUST
SITTING
IN MY CAR
AND WAIIIIITING
FOR MYYYY
SERJ

Claimed

Playing some osu! to avoid worrying about my mom.

Claimed

What about Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Do you know why Cinnamon Toast Crunch is so tasty?

You know, this is Sup Forums, so I don't mind the spam and trolls, but this picture is A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT!
Look how short the grass on the lawn is, it was cut recently, and most likely cut once a week like the rest of America.
So tell me why, WHY that those fucking dandilions are a foot tall? That growth would take weeks, by which the grass would be half a foot tall.
WTF

Fucking fagot, fake ass photographer.

>Panties
Here you go, pff.

>Well why not just ask Makoto?
I think Makoto agrees aswell!

Rather unstable, but i like her.

Uraraka Ochako claiming.

Finally saved up enough for a console! Anybody here play on consoles, or is everyone PC-MR?

made me chuckle a little bit
too bad its not going to happen though

>how are these striped panties

Always watching, always waiting. Why did they have to mess with my girl yang so much.
>i cry everytime

>hearthstone
what decks do you run?

Damn, i havent worked a retail before but ive heard its really easy. No matter what they throw you in it should be pretty solid.

The only time i ever get to have it is when i go back to visit all my family. I miss it so much. Why must you tease me so

Will do

im a console pleb

>Mugi

I am facing a far more dangerous dilemma right now.

But if I had to make a guess, I would say that it must be because it gives you the power to transcend humanity.

no your not
not with those dubs anyway :^)

Very true.

I used to do that back during my... edgier days. Wanna see a picture of the jar I used when the wax was almost gone?

What am I agreeing to?

yeah i guess they do. it sounds like this place wants to make me take a blood test

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I think so too!

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You never know moogster
drugs and scientific advancements and shit