Trying to decide what to eat for dinner

Trying to decide what to eat for dinner.
Pizza or Chinese food?

Both are great. Flip a coin. Heads = Chinese. Tails = Za

Indian Food.

Butter chicken and Chana Masala and all that good shit.

pizza

or eat something healthy to better your life

Wtf is on that pizza? Gross

get dat gen tsos

Don't listen to this faggot

Chaiwanese Pizza

Malaysian spicy curry chicken

chicken katsu with rice

...

Buy a Chinese, buy 2 pizzas and sandwhich the chinese food in between the two pizzas. I believe you're man enough to do this OP. Don't let me down.

im waitiing

Considered it.
Not really an option because I don't like spending money.

this.

alternatively, put the chinese food on the pizza and fold it like a giant taco

how long has it been since you had pizza? chinese?

This is better than my Idea for you, sine you dont like spending money

Combining the two sounds so gross :(
And a waste of money.

Since you cant decide, the answer is neither. Get mexican.

Depends what you bought from both, I can see some options working, what Chinese food do you like?

im waiting

Smoky BBQ braised beef ribs with onions in a dutch oven at 350 degrees for 2.5 hours.
Corn on the cob .
Cheesy garlic potatoes with parsley.

It's what I'm making. Do it faggot ingredients cost like $5.00

Sweet and Sour Shrimp.

But I want plain cheese pizza.
But I also want the shrimp aaaaaa

I'm at work. I need to order something.
I'm on the clock until like 11 tonight.

Me too

Shrimp would totally work on a plain cheese pizza, youd probs need to add some salt onto the pizza. and you can always ask for the pizza without the tomato base so the tomato doesnt clash with the sweet and sour. Sorted.

bullshit you bought all that for $5.00.
the ribs would cost more than that.

If you're at work then get chinese. Pizza isn't IMO a good "at work" food.
Go for the chink food. You won't regret it.

Not at all.

Eat a dick instead

Get good chinese food
Cause I'm chinese stuck in Santa Barbara without any real chinese food
do it for me bro

Cheese pizza the answer is always cheese pizza

A breakdown for you:

5 racks of beef ribs: $15.00 (I'm using 1/2 rack for this recipe so $1.50
Corn on the cob: 6 for $2.00 so 1= $0.33
2 medium potatoes. Like $0.10
1/4 cup chedder cheese: $0.50
1 onion: $0.75
Seasonings including salt, pepper, paprika, oregano, olive oil, chili flakes, parsley. Like maybe $1.00

So, like, $4.18

Where do you work? You guys hiring? I need a job. In a bad way. I can pass a drug test if that helps. Also I bathe every day.

This is a good point

Chinese food it is

I'm an illustrator :(
sorry brah

Goddammit I'm going to end up at Kroger's stocking shelves I fucking know it. Oh well, enjoy your chinese food.

Are you implying that I can't draw asshole.

Move to Austin, the job market is pretty good here if you are at all interested in IT.

Show me your portfolio

see

Oh, I forgot the $0.88 bottle of sweet baby rays bbq sauce so $5.06

Just over my $5.00 mark.

My bad.

Man, I don't know where you shop but a bottle of SBR's is like $3.99 here. And ribs aren't nearly as cheap as your list.
But, if those are in fact the prices you pay, then I admit that I was wrong when I said bullshit.
Enjoy your meal. It sounds yummy.

I'm sure you can draw very realistic looking assholes. That's probably not the type of illustrations he's looking for though.

Protip: Punctuation is your friend

Holy shit dude they were on sale at Kroger for $0.88 a piece. I picked up like 20 of them.

Also, there is a local farm here (Wilson I think?) that sells bulk bacon, beef ribs, etc in boxes at local supermarkets.

The local country mart here sells a 10lb box of beef ribs for $15.00. That's 5 full racks of beef ribs for $15.00!

I was pretty fucking stoked. I love Sweet Baby Rays.

tfw you want pizza but depression sets in so you can't muster the energy to actually order it