What did he say?

What did he say?

Eh, Come here often?

"I'm a vegan."

hey dad

The swallow is in the hen house.

I like your feminine penis

Meh, I've seen bigger

/thread

"Wanna se a magic trick?"

/thread

I just really need you to touch it right now Frank.

GET OUT BART I'M PISS!

Expecto Petroleum

Does this look malignant to you?

Psst, you read that new Stephanie Meyers?

Somebody shit in all those toilets.

i vape

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So basically what I was saying....

Does this cock make my butt look big?

literally /thread

Power of Christ compelled me

Yo bro
No homo

Jesus Christ that's not my dick

>I vape

Ever been blown by a member of Congress?

Someone post the "I'm Vegan" version

I know I'm late but I thought OP might want to join

"I have crippling depression and I'm going to kill myself"

Do you watch Game of Thrones?

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord?

Winter is Coming... Hi, I'm winter

Oh thank god, I was beginning to think no-one would come in here tonight.

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I'm the man you killed

"I'm a she"

Nice watch.

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Don't look now but I think he likes you.

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I fucking haxored your mom's ass last night

hhhhh

thought i wouldnt find you kiddo, eh?