ITT we pretend to work at Wal-Mart

ITT we pretend to work at Wal-Mart

Go!

>pretend

ITT We're shopping at Wal-Mart. OUT OF MY WAY FAGGTSZ

Is your chip reader working?? Idk every place is different.

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But I actually do...

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I used to. So glad I got out.

Can't, I used to work for them and walked off the job so I'm ineligible for re-employment.

Also I got caught stealing 230 dollars worth of shit so I'm banned from the store entirely.

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can someone help me find the beans?

Hopefully I will too some day. The work is fine, and the wages could be a lot worse (still bad). The worst part is how shady management can be.

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Oh fuck, I know. If you want any kind of information, it's gotta be wrung out of 10 different people before you get what you're wanting.
Shit is so underhandedly in the dark that it's outstanding.

Could you hand me your grease bucket ? Two costumers got stuck again.

sweet relief

can someone please tell that fucking preacher we are not target?

Just pretend that 9 hours of your life are hell and you hate yourself for working there.

Meat department here. I touch beef, pork, and chicken blood and then go stock lunchables for obese kids with the same gloves.

That shit is why I quit. I was a third shift frozen/dairy stocker and management was a bunch of fucking assholes.

We'd be sitting there in frozen with 30 minutes left rushing around trying to finish the 15-20 hours worth of freight that we'd get slammed with every fucking night and they'd come over and make me grab a telzon and go help IMS bin merchandise because IMS can't do their fucking job.

And then they'd bitch if frozen wasn't finished and zoned correctly.

Right now I'm a dm, aka AM scapegoat. But I started as a truck unloader. I remember one day the overnight AM told my supervisor to have us focus on pets, paper, and chemicals and not worry about grocery that night. Next day my supervisor got thrown under the bus for "grocery not getting finished."

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The "zone". They want things to look right. Not actually be right. Can't tell you how often I get pulled from important shit to go zone.

JOHN WHAT THE FUCK

Dude, Frozen/Dairy gets shit on ALL THE TIME. I fucking quit because my store was in the middle of a complete overhaul that let my department in a gray area of NOT GETTING DONE and I got slammed with doing regular freight, zoning, binning, and working as much backstock as possible each and every night. I was busting ass every second I was on the clock and still got bitched out for it every night. Fucking stupid.
Doesn't fucking matter if the room is clean, just sweep it under the rug and smooth it out. That's out Wal*fuck runs.

i do work at walmart it sucks

why would you do that
i'm the janitor
you think i want to deal with that shit

We damand 15 dowwas an hour!

Code Adam.

No sir, we do not help anyone. Its against company policy.

Oh yeah dairy gets shafted. Frozen too. But I know this because I'm the dairy DM. They're always telling me how I need to get "this" and "this" done, but oh yeah, at the same time make sure "this" is completed. But first take care of that crap there. I put in hard work, so I swear if they tell me to "challenge" myself one more time....

Assistant manager here. AMA.

kek

ITT we pretend we're the cast of Spongebob

go

I usually ask old people if they need help with anything. If they're under 60, people can't be bothered to look at you. You're some degenerate Walmart rapist that had the audacity to talk to them.
It's easier to smile and nod and go about your shitty job.

shit
im such a fuckgni newfag
fuck me
shame me now
dammit i didnt try to post that in this thread fcuk

Or as I like to call it, chumming the waters.

lolololol its the same at CVS
Chips are nothing but confusing and awful

I was begged and told that I was gonna be upped to DM over Pets when I put my 2 weeks notice in. I told them I'd rather go back in time and fuck the computer that I used to put my application in with.

Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out

>Walmart rapist
Yeah man, have you SEEN the way they handle the canned beans? And the way the sick bastards smile when they put them on the shelf. And pulling those pallet jacks.... might as well be groping your daughter. "Welcome to Walmart mother fucker."

Welcome to Wal-Mart

Get your shit and get out

Is that where two gay guys are blowing eachother in the bathroom?

*cough*

Probably for the best. See then every last thing, including how well your department does in sales compared to last year, everything falls on your shoulders. Because you're the "specialist" of that department.

Customer: Just to let you know, I'm getting $100 cash back and will be asking for it in a ridiculous assortment of bill and change.
Me: Oh okay.
*While bagging their bread, squeeze the fuck out of it while my hand is in the bag*

how much do you drink on your days off?

Doesn't matter how hard you work. If you give 100% they want 110%. If you give em 110% they want 125% and for you to finish 45 minutes earlier than their already ridiculous times so you can go zone an area you know nothing about or help someone new that's been thrown on the floor with little to no instruction.

FUCK YOU I SAID IT FIRST!!!!!!!!

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>mfw I work at wal-mart..

Welcome Mart
Shit and get.

My jobs pretty easy actually. I make schedules once a week and change an end cap or 2

>We don't carry that anymore
>We're out of stock
The answer to all your questions.

i'm high as fuck

About to go out back for a smoke break, anyone else in?

Gonna be a long shift...

>2 weeks notice
When I quit I left a cart of meat sitting out for 45 minutes, took an hour lunch, then went back inside leaving my vest/box cutter laying on an endcap and then wandered around til a confused manager found me so I could tell em I quit.

They asked me if I wanted to finish the night, almost laughed at em.

Jesus this is so spot on. I am convinced they only have stockers and cashiers. Also does anyone ever clean the bathroom? It's always covered in urine

how much they pay you?

I was buying some lunch items at Wal Mart a few months ago.
>take my shit to the self check-out auto-robot machines.
>Machine doesn't like one of my items bleep bloop.
>Tyrone grudgingly comes over to help.
>Tyrone starts to help me.
>Jerome appears with a huge shopping cart full of steaks and cheezits and shit.
>Yo dog I fittin' to buy dis shit to help a nigguh out fugg shit.
>Tyrone stops helping me at once without any explanation.
>Tyrone proceeds to help Jerome scan all of his items one by one until he has fully purchased all items and exited the store.
>I'm just standing there flabbergasted.
>It takes like 8 minutes.
>What the fuck?

It's either that, or we could scavenge the entire back room for an hour looking at each item (because the count is likely wrong), all so that the customer can get the Hormel bacon bits. Not that shitty Walmart brand that look and taste the same, and even cost less

"Can you check the back"
Sure, I'll go stand around the corner and check my facebook feed for 20 minutes, fucker.

Had some cockhead ask me to go check the back when I knew for a fact we didn't have the fucking $.99 cat litter she was wanting and I went and clocked out for lunch when I told her I'd go and look because she was a stupid cunt.

Funny enough I worked at Walmart. They loved me because I was one of the few employees that actually did their job and/or greeted customers. My boss was an alcoholic who went on a power trip when I respectfully questioned a stupid order he made. Tried to stand over me and just degrade me about I need to do my job better. I took my vest off and threw it at him. "Please don't quit user" feelsgoodman.jpeg

Does cash back really fuck with your register?

This was most of my friends that worked at Walmart. I couldn't do that job high, the couple of times I tried it were miserable.

Currently at $52k /year
And a once a year bonus of ~$5k

>likely
Nigga you mean guaranteed? I work at a wal-mart you don't have to tell me kek

How is your store's Myshare bonus? Mine would average about $300 or so each quarter.

Yup. Had a customer today who got pissed that we were out of stock of the great value tub of yogurt (truck was very late) and she instead had to buy Yoplait.

Walmart hires retards so they sometimes give incorrect change....

>not the guy you replied to
but our store is also $300/q as well

Our last one was $458 for full time associates

I would get asked if we have it and would know immediately if we did or not. I would scan my pets backstock each day. I knew and would remember. if I told them "no" I'd get asked to "check the back" gave me a reason to stand in the steel and check my phone, fuck'em.

Nice. We had one quarter where our entire myshare went to paying off a major fine because a CSM didn't card a fucking undercover buying alcohol.

I figured, just needed to let some steam out. Walmart has a million choices of each item and you always get the customers that want their special brand.

I work for a supplier and go to Bentonville about every quarter. I didn't know a WM could have their shit together so well until visiting stores in that area.

Only if your customer service manager isn't a lazy piece of shit that disappears for over an hour at a time.

I swear, I went 15 minutes into a shift once, 3 out of my first five customers cleaned out my drawer and had to listen to number six (also asked for cash back) bitch for 30 minutes about how she's going to get me fired while we tried to track down that faggot manager.

Yep. And the millionth product is the one they want and the millionth product is the one that was on your list of picks for the morning and you can see all 999,999 options on the shelf but that fucking pick. Lord have mercy.

Important!

Fuck that yo, call in a code blue.

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Vendor for P&G. Work every grocery store, pharmacy and gas station in city. Spend more time trying to track down a fucking vendor badge and a manager in walmarts than actually working the job. Sams suck too

I can't stand customers that threaten to get someone fired. Like unless they held a knife to your throat and peed on your shoes, get over it. In their mind, it's okay to essentially take someone's income that they need for themselves, family, etc, just because they didn't have the perfect experience.

fuck off

I got $900 and that was only half, other associates got $1800

Are you black and or white trash?

Pretend... ha... yeah...

Damn. My store just this last time was like 180 bucks or so.

Fun fact, also had one of the crazy "I'll get you fired" but jobs follow me to the back and threaten to stab me.

Worked in meat dept not gonna lie, pretty fucking easy. 2 years there. AMA

Sick of walmart hiring people who can't do a job fully by themselves. Like i don't have shit to do myself and i hate fuckers who take my scanner gun

>pretend

Maintenance supervisor here. Most bullshit job ever

I see our maintenance associates here and there. Looking even worse for wear than the cart pushers. I mean they clean up after some of the worst examples of customers there are. I go into the bathroom and will just see wads of paper towels everywhere, shit caked on the toilets....

Why the fuck is there only one lane open when it's so fucking busy?