/bundes/cric/

today:

>t20 blast
middlesex - somerset (19:15 cest)


tomorrow:

>sri lanka in england - 2nd odi
england - sri lanka (15:00 cest)

>international tri-series
west indies - south afrika (19:00 cest)

goooooooooooooood morning

2nd for based Lauren

what happened to /bundes/chair

Slovenia U15 beat Serbia U15s today lads

>only one brown person
>grills

I call bullshit, that's a povertyball team.

do they play with mixed teams at that level?

Nah it's their logo it is a cricket team. Not gonna lie, I was pretty surprised too. White euros playing cricket is super weird.

Not generally, but I'd wager it's pretty difficult to find 11 kids in Slovenia who know how to hold a bat, so they have to include the girls.

>more /bundes/cric/
: D

>no euro games today
literallly dont know what to do all day long

AFL game on soon. Should be a real cracka, Mr Big Strong Swiss.

no thanks

I wasn't talking to you.

Gooooooooooooooood evening

i havent watched an afl game in my entire life. might give it a try. are there streams?

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I literally hate t20 genuinely. My dad said he'd get us tickets and I refused to go rather watch a club game somewhere. I went to a t20 once and I was surrounded by people who clearly knew nothing about cricket and were waving flags and banging things like savages. Women and children were screaming. Then someone edged it for four and people started clapping and I could believe you would controgratulate someone on edge yet no one appreciated the good solid blocks. I swear I'll never go to such an event again.

If Brexit actually somehow passes today I will quite literally be unable to meet rent

>no football tomorrow either
hmm

okay which one of you chucklefucks posted this on reddit

Please don't call me a chucklefuck.

Check reddit for streams (as with all sports)

Not that guy, i started watching it a few weeks ago. It's a pretty interesting sport in terms of the skill gap and and tactical sophistication. I went to a game in Sydney and it's probably the only sport I've ever seen where the viewing experience (purely of the game) is actually better at the ground than on TV. I personally struggle to understand what is going on when I cant see all the players moving around, which you obviously cant do on TV. But maybe thats just because Im a freshcunt

Fine. But I will call you what you are. A mug.

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>Gayle
>Sachin opening
>Southee
>Boult
LOL

Based daniel

you forgot
>johnson

mcgrath, steyn and lee to replace

Johnson shouldnt be there but he isnt a fucking absurd pick like the others

>and lee
It's clearly a Test XI (Gilly @ 7) so Binga shouldnt be within a country of mile of it

>Daniel responding to the post within 20 minutes
hmmm

got 5 figures traded on betfair.

going to be begging cunts at train stations for gold coins if brexit happens.

lee is definitely the best 3rd option

what you gunna get a 3rd line and length medium pace, i dont think so

Post better bowlers than the "bowlers" Captain Cuck picked in his """World XI"""

hard mode: they have to be better swing bowlers than those two

ill start, pic related

Post your "favourite XI", /cric/

Not necessarily the 'best', but the one you would enjoy watching the most because it has players you really like in it (who are presumably also good). PS you fucking autists, that's the point of the Lord's lists.

1. Geoffrey Boycott
2. Mark Richardson
3. Kane Williamson
4. Brian Lara
5. Kumar Sangakkara
6. Ian Botham
7. Adam Gilchrist
8. Daniel Vettori
9. Tim Southee
10. Glenn McGrath
11. Chris Martin

Yet another swing bowler better than those in McCuck's XI

Wasim Akram you seething fucking casual. Curtley Ambrose, Courtney Walsh.... list goes on from that time frame

Lee was shit at Test cricket
>le spray the ball everywhere at 160kp/h man

Gayle
Warner
Sehwag
Ponting
Sangakkara
Kallis
Gilchrist
MJ
Lee
Warne
Akhtar

any other list for pure entertainment is wrong

>no Messi
>no Maldini
shit XI

David Warner
Virender Sehwag
Ricky Ponting
AB de Villiers
Damien Martyn
Michael Hussey
Adam Gilchrist (wk)
Mitchell Johnson
Mitchell Starc
Shane Warne
Dale Steyn

please consider our sport

Is this the "aggressive" XI?

but I already watch the Bundesliga

----------------Buffon
Lahm - Blanc - Desailly - Thuram
-----------------Sven Bender
----------Zidane------Ballack
-------------------Ben Arfa
---------Robben---------------Messi

Nope, that would be

Warner
Gayle
Ponting
Sehwag
de Villiers
Gilchrist (wk)
McCullum
Afridi
Johnson
Starc
Akhtar

You gotta have more meme players for "pure entertainment" though. Also I feel like putting some autistic historical figure like Boycs with someone like Gayle would be pure entertainment.

actually, it would be this

Gayle
Hayden
IVA Richards
Warner
Sehwag
Gilchrist (wk)
McCullum (c)
Afridi
Johnson
Lee
Akhtar

meme: the team

>ywn see Steyn, Johnson, Lee, and Akhtar bowl together in their prime.
Why even live?

wow so /bundes/ turns into /cric/ overnight? like a werecric?

its the perfect system. during the day we can talk and read about cricket and in the evening when the australians have gone to bed we can talk about the bundes and football
its a win-win situation for everybody

sounds okay i guess. as long as theres /bundes/ when i am around

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quints of truth

There won't be any real football until late August.

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Superligaen begins on July 15th

He said real football you utter cunt.

earns millions yet still eats disgusting stuff made for poor students and neets. thats dedication

Why doesn't /bundes/ have a twitter account?

Im liking that he had to go to /afl/ to post it because /cric/ RUNS /bundes/

woah, take a chill-pill bro

What do euros do when there's no povertyball on? Isn't watching only one sport kinda depressing?

there's always divegrass on

They're casuals tbẖ

We go outside and spend some wholesome time with our families and friends.

we have whatsapp group

>sharing your number with Germans
'no'

can you give me Denmarks number m8?

That's a 10/10 meal in Germany tBh.

incredible

Lads I need to ask you a serious question, can you answer seriously?

yes

Go ahead Dan

Checked

depends

/afl/ has a spicy new meme lads

Listening to Mark Farina - I'm A House Gangster Live 2014 (256kbit).m4a right now. Feel when no tracklist

>"Oh hey user! Why don't you sit down with us and watch the game? Have a beer!"

Based Shinji living the NEET lifestyle.

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>banging savages

Lewd, racist or both. Disgusting.

>drinking bottled beer when you can order from tap

Why are Bazis so hideous?

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me in background, with the blue shirt and vest

>carpe diem

what did he mean by this?

What did she mean by this?

She is trying to change your way of life, ditch her.

do you talk about Sup Forums to people
why

intellectual yolo

She means you should quit Sup Forums and write a 2000 word prose about how mean AMS is to you.

he doesnt so much talk about Sup Forums just as post >our memes on his normanbook

who /arschwasser/ here?

KEK

tell us everything about him and post every funny pic you have

like we would read a wiki about him

Australian/German/Danish breaking news:

Århus Gymnastikforening have bought Mustafa Amini from Randers FC.

I always tried to be nice to you Daniel

HEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAN, slooww dooooown, slooowww dooooooooooowwwn

There's too much. The Daniellore is eternal.

kys daniel

No, seriously, what did she mean by this?

word

Sounds like a good German lad

tell the fat skank to fuck off

Mohammad Mustafa Castillo Amini, known as Mustafa Amini, (born 20 April 1993) is an Australian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Danish Superliga club AGF.

Born in Sydney, Amini played youth football with the Australian Institute of Sport before starting his professional career with Central Coast Mariners in the A-League. In 2011, Amini signed for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund. After playing only for their second team, he transferred in 2015 to Randers FC.

Amini has appeared numerous times for the Australian U-17, U-20 and U-23 teams. He took part in the 2011 FIFA U-20 World Cup.

kek, reddit unironically appreciates your posts.

She's right about the """cyber bullies""" and little shit cunts part though.