Dubs decides what I say to her

Dubs decides what I say to her

I love your brother, he has the biggest dick. You should try it sometime

dubs. do it faggot.

Tits

I love you I love you I love you

need more pics

Hitler did nothing wrong

Hey, you like dogs? Are you into doggy style?

you tickle my coccyx, and my cock.

>need more pics
do want. roll

reroll

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last one

...would you fuck my dog?

(If you can, add this thinking emoji)

how about you actually get her to respond before making a thread you pizzaface cuck nigger

Ravioli, ravioli give me the formuoli!

first pic is definitely the cutest

roll for 'You seem alright. Don't come to school tomorrow if you live in VA.'

Hello there, my name is Le Reddit Army xD. I'm a really nice guy and, just like you, I believe in gender equality! Don't you just think rape is awful? It disgusts me. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I want to cut off my shoulders. Donald Trump, just like me, has white man shoulders, and that's disturbing, you know? Since birth, I am cursed with the same evilness as him. But I digress. I hope i'm not objectifying you, but you truly are beautiful. You kinda remind me of my acoustic cousin. because she's very beautiful too. One time we went to a slutwalk and I got a sore throat from shouting so much. But I think it's important to shout because gender equality is important! Did I tell you that I was a nice guy? If we go out, I promise that I'll treat you like I'd treat a man. That being, equally. You kinda remind me of a princess through your immense beauty, but I'm sure you kick ass because being a woman doesn't prevent this, and I hate sexists who think otherwise.
Yours truly,
Le Reddit Army xD

I can't believe this is the winner...

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fuck nigger

What part of VA.... :)

No idea, but she's living in Maine at the moment. She goes to the same college as me and I just want to bone that ass, meng.

Hello,

Did you know that many white women are starting to fucking Big Black Cock aka BBC? I hope you're a part of the BBC revolution and I would like to assist you in this revolution as a cuckold.

same thought

Nor can I. Who could have guessed? Maybe this post will go down in Reddit history? Who knows, but I haven't seen anything so genuinely shocking in my - let us say - entire life. A mystery, one might say. An impossibility. A once-in-a-lifetime experience. Drink it up, user, because nothing this amazing will happen again. After all, it is just SOOOOO incomprehensible - just so ridiculously unexpected. Of course.

Age?

post dubs, faggot.