ITT we greentext how we arrived on Sup Forums the 1st time

ITT we greentext how we arrived on Sup Forums the 1st time.

>be me in 2007
>suddenly hella into aliens and shit like that
>re watched X Files (only season 1-7) 3 times
>lived in Taos, NM.
>lotta weird shit happened, lights and random noises
>one day I bought my own laptop
>got on it and googled the shit out of aliens
>Area 51, Paradise Ranch, US Govt secrets, all that shit.
>one day go on and look porn, never did before
>WooAh DudE.jpeg
>came for days in the summer
>then aliens and shit, switched between the two
>One day i hear about this image forum for Everything
>look up *What is Sup Forums*

Oh GOD I was fucking cringe, not neet tier tho

>So I go on, look at /x/ for months
>accidentally go on Sup Forums somehow
>see a get thread
>newfaggilicious me asks "what is a get?"
>got dubs, i remember it was 44
>get praised as "NewDubs"
>"This is more fun than /x/, fuck
>here we are today, 9 years later
>Sup Forums has somehow not ruined my life
>or sexiality
>or anything, other than my browser history
>still go on /x/ sometimes
>Sup Forums also showed me alien porn, i like that

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OP bump, this has potential

goddamit.

is anyone gotta post or que

Bump

>Be Gamer-fag
>Le Gamergate meme
>gets on Sup Forums to find out what the shit was happening
>ended up jacking off to trannies

Pic unrelated

I wanna read greentext of origins Sup Forumsros, y'all got some mad stories

see? short and sweet.
but damn that last part, kek'd

>be 2007
>see someone call someone else faggot in babby's first online PC game
>hear the words "Sup Forums"
>gosh what's a Sup Forums
>google
>lurk briefly
>what is this
>abandon Sup Forums until 2008
>lurk moar
>abandon Sup Forums until 2012
>lurk moar
>abandon Sup Forums until 2014
>lurk moar
>abandon Sup Forums until late 2015
>fuck lurking

>Be me 9th grade
>friends with orchestra and metal nerds
> one day metalhead friend(he had curly hair down to his hips) wants to go on computer
>had kickass custom pc to run FFXI
>he makes a CP thread

The same day I learned about it is the same day I got banned.

And to this day Sup Forums hasn'essed with my life in any way

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>typed in Sup Forums.org

fuck me

Can't recall with much detail but when I was much younger, I was just surfing the web from link to link looking for porn. Eventually found this shithole, didn't think much of and left. Fast forward many years, I hear about the fappening, come here and now I can't get off. I was cooler when I was a kid.

the biggest mistake of our lives innit?

OP, is that gif at Sandia by chance?

yeah, my cousin sent that to me like a month ago.
Class of 2009 here.

How make word green and pictures posted.

Nice I'm 2011. Don't see a lot of people from Abq on here

i hope this is bait.
FUCKIOFJZdi

>used to be a tumblr fag
>they kept talking about here
>come on Sup Forums
>see dicks
>be disgusted by my bisexuality
>get off
>come back on about a year or so ago

shit son, yeah ABQ is a bit too left for this site, but hey this is home.

at least you reached the age of reason buddy

>Be me
>Get into the whole "anti-sjw" thing
>Finally visit Sup Forums
>Love it
>Get tired of it
>Browse other boards

And here I am

>Be me 13 in 2008
>On the school bus going home
>Older kid Kyle shows me a pic of a dead baby in someones asshole
>The lmao's were happening
>Asked for sauce
>Doesnt talk about Sup Forums
>Classic old fag
>Google rules of the internet
>Finds this hive of scum & villany

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shit did you ever meet that one black teacher in Tech Lot? Mr Washington? talked to him when i went to visit again, he convinced me to join the Navy, shipping to boot this august

mom dont

> be me 23 yo doing paper work at the office, 6 years ago
> sleepy as fuck
> decide to google "fail" pictures
> find one funny picture
> it was my first meme
> it was on tumblr
> see watermark's caption says ??? memes
> decide to look for more memes
> find 9gag, was digging the dark humor
> stay in that site for like 6 months
> memes start to get famous and more socially acceptable
> suddenly, normies are using 9fag and it becomes shit
> i start commenting how lame all of the trending images have become
> suddenly, you motherfuckers from Sup Forums start posting pictures of dead babies and criminal animal rape
> pictures go into the trending page
> I get enraged, then curious
> see everyone talking about Sup Forums
> visit Sup Forums
> first thing I see is lots of gay shit
> then find porn
> then find loli
> then find gore
> stay

I came after the huge celebrity leaks and decided to jerk off since I was already in the website, after that b/ become my home.
>in b4 newfag

plz no

ADOLPHUS WASHINGTON! Lol had him as a freshman. Always talking in the third person and telling us that kids today aren't ready for the world. Hope you asked him about that bump on his head.

a12124

>heard alot about if, knew many memes from here
>got bored from runescape and quit gaming, went to Sup Forums instead
>didnt like some threads, but stayed for the memes and (at the time a Sup Forums only thing) rage/feel etc comic threads
>"contribooted"
>sometimes stopped going months, other times visit frequently
>also went to cook, vp, v, and x
>7 years later im here,

7 years goddamn im getting old
when i came here alot of new people arrived

> be me 2 years ago in IT class in france
> bored as fuck
> nig friend browsing www.imposetonanonymat.com
> dat fucked up shit's funny as hell
> other classm8 shitbrowsing /r/leageoflegend says there's alot of fucked up stuff on Sup Forums if i'm interested
> true, not disapoint

Fuck dude I did, told me something in his Navy diver days shit! God he told me something about MIMS, google, showed me how to buy stocks. Went and visited for a few of his classes, i worked in an architect firm and he wanted my insights. Jesus he had the Navy guys there with him, talked to them, and Washington along with a Navy guy convinced me. Fuck man, sandia was weird

second one this week

aight

second? more like fucking 100th

no

Replied

Fuck you faggot

kys

Don't hurt my mom! I need her for chicken tendies!

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Wow, never thought I'd meet another sandian on here. He's a crazy guy and he hated me cause I accidentally drove one of the cars off a lift whoops.

nigger

still not risking it you mom hating mcfaggit

Love you mommy ;)

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You fucked up.

plz no

>2006
>looking up porn on google images
>click one of the images to see what website it was on
>Sup Forums.org
>it was on /gif/
>get bored of /gif/ and decide to check out the other boards
>Sup Forums
i think i was in 5th or 6th grade at the time

plz no

yeah, my cousin in the gif's on his 4th year of washington next year, jesus that must suck. but shit good to see another sandian. Fuck La Cueva

please no!

webm's with sound iz a pretty good reason to go on /gif/ tho

Love you mom

fuck you

Fucking ignorant spic gif.

I hate my mom anyway.

please no kill

what?

Nuked thread again. When will this meme die?

Go fuck yourself

You heard me faggot.

that doesnt even make sense.

>be me 5-6 years ago
>tumblr and facebook are at their peak
>the SJW shitstorm was gearing up, seek escape from the stupidity
>never heard of Sup Forums prior to that but stumble upon it out of sheer luck
>find more stupidity
>oh shit I like this stupidity
>lurk for a good 8 months before I post
>get called a newfag anyway

I fell in love ever since.

oh shit.

bazinga!

>16, 2007
>Avid poster on the gametrailers general discussion board
>You faggots raid the board and sexually exploit my sister
>someone spills the beans about invasions and where they came from
>here I am 8 years later

Makes perfect sense you greasy fucking spic.

3 years ago, watch some weird news documentary on anonymous and how they came about from Sup Forums.
Curious take a look, would browse every once and a while due to porn
Started to notice how alot of memes started on Sup Forums and slowly leaked to normal social media at the time it was shrek is love.
Didn't ruin life, just have alot thicker skin than b4 and a bit more racist

Checked and Kekked

Absolutely checked

>ch

fuck you faggot.

>mid-aughts
>browse ytmnd.com for the lulz
>start to notice "source" on images is this Sup Forums place
>go
>find out about Sup Forums
>"LOL these rageguy comics are hilrs"
>"Linetrap? she's hot... o wait.."
>FUCK THIS PLACE
>10 years later
>SRSLY FUCK THIS PLACE HOW DO I QUIT IT
>pic related

I don't care.

>8th grade
>My buddy on the bus tells me about Sup Forums
>I go on, look at the boards
>click Sup Forums bc random sounded interesting
>see a bunch of fury threads
>ctrl + w
>11th grade
>hear about Sup Forums again
>decide to give it another try
>go on Sup Forums
>see that it isn't just strange porn
>lurk
>get used to weird porn
>start to like weird porn
>fuck countless dogs,cats, guys in a furry costumes, girls in fury costumes, and anything inbetween
>develope porn and sex addiction
>can't balance running dads billion dollar company and my new addictions
>fuckingfuckk.kkilme
>eventually an hero
>am dead now
>thanks Sup Forums

>be 15
>am reddit fag
>find giant greentext dump
>stupidly think thats all that Sup Forums is
>decide to visit it
>go on Sup Forums
>see bunch of stuff i don't recognize
>"whatareduvs?".jpeg
>find porn thread
>fap
>fap
>fap
>fap
>fuck some one put rekt image in thread as troll
>myinnocentredditeyeshavebeenraped.png
>scroll past it
>fap
>fap
>cum
>decide never to come here again
>been here about 5 years now
>still not sure why i keep coming back

>2004
>stumbleupon

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