What are the most offensive jokes you know?

What are the most offensive jokes you know?

What is the academically accepted and historically correct term to describe the death of six million Jews at the hands of the Nazis during World War II?

"A good start"

How does a black chick know she's pregnant again?

>When she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton's been picked

Requesting a Nazi patch

6 million

"6 million"

Why does Canada have indians and the USA have niggers?

how do you pick up a jewish chick?
>with a broom and dustpan

Canada had first choice

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This is the most offensive I know:

So I was eating out this chick when I suddenly tasted horse semen. I was shocked. I said "so, Grandma... I guess that's how you died."

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Why is necrophiliac beastiality the worst crime to be charged with?

You deserve one

Your mom is a nigger

One cannot claim as a defence, "I thought the cat I was fucking was still alive"

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BBW pegging thread?
BBW pegging thread.

Once you go black,
your a single mom

whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

What's the best way to kill a Jew?
Throw a penny off a cliff.

Q: What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in

Two sharks. One ate a white man, the other a black man. Wich shark got sick?

Q: Why would it suck to be a black jew?

A: You'd have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A: A Sandy Hook survivor

you evil bastard

My joke:

In 1984 we had live aid in 2000 live aid for the millenium 2004 live aid 20 years on..... Now tell me aids is bad for Africa.

I bet I run faster naked than you run scared

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Q: What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

A: The New York Jets

what do you do when you see a nigger hopping around the woods with only one leg ?

Stop laughing and shoot him again

I dont get it

What's better than winning double gold at the Paralympics?

>walking

Burn victims tend to stick together

I dont get it

thank you i try

whats the best part of a blowjob given by an Ethiopian chick?

you know she'll swallow for the extra calories

A nigger and a spick fall from a tree who hits the ground first ?
The spick, niggers attached to a rope

wut does a jew pervert say
>wanna buy some candy lil gurl

Q: How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?

A: Take a shit in her vagina

Whats the difference between a nigger and a piece of shit?

A piece of shit turns white and stops stinkin after awhile

Just for future reference it's funnier if you say he was stopped by the rope

Q: What's the best part about fucking twenty two year olds?

A: There's twenty of them

I don't like rape jokes, they seem too forced

i have one more for you

what do women and shit have in common?
>older they get the easier they are to pick up

If the camera adds 10 pounds, do African children even exist?

You fucker

Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9-11 victims, they went through 86 stories in 10 seconds

So two gay guys are having sex in a field and get struck by lightning who gets into heaven first ?

The guy on the bottom I heard he had his shit packed

Well at least no one is making dead mother jokes.

explain why is it bad? Is this a weaboo thing?

what wud you call the flintstones if they were black
nigger

Q: What's the best part about fucking a baby?

A: It makes your dick look huge!

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None… he fell

Topkek and chekt

a bit. In that show the dog and her get fused together by her own fucking dad . Only later to be brutally murdered

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.

kek

Whats a divorce and tonado in arkansas have in common
>you know someone is going to lose a trailer

there you go

If you haven't seen Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, the little girl and her dog LITERALLY get combined into a half dog half human creature by her sick fuck father

What show is this?

Id call it a mercy kill tbh

XD

and here you go my good friend

What do you call a third grader with no friends?
a Sandy Hook survivor

You're a fucking asshole m8

ah kool any porn of it?

Your sex life

Unfortunately there is

Full metal alchemist

Well do you have any?
also checked

chekt

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it.

i have plenty more m8 you wanna keep going

Let's give this user a hand!

Just google it

Hello passengers this is your pilot speaking please prepare for 72 virgins

Not cool

Why do nigger women wear heels?

So their knuckles don't drag when they walk.

nice trips

you made me lose my head

Kekt and chekt

What's the difference between a toddler and a paycheck?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a paycheck fall out of a window.

>her and her dog

checked

So a little Irish boys sitting on the corner just crying his eyes out . A man what up and asked
"whats the matter lad ?" The boy looked up and said "well sir me ma just died"
The man shook his head then said "such a shame would ye care to talk to father O'riely about it ?" The kid shook his head going "naw sex is the last thing on me mind right now"

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Man this brings back some hurt. I never saw Brotherhood, is it that much different from the first run of the series?

dont cry because

Brotherhood sticks closer to the manga

Nina tucker had a ruff childhood but she died like a bitch

I hope Mustang roasts ur ass for that

after the middle of the series it changes other than that same premise

Get in this bitch bitches

I hate you so much right now user

Why is it only FMA was inappropriate?!