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What is it Sup Forums

When I was about 15 I abducted a sheep lamp from a petting zoo at night and beat, mutilated and strangled it for fun. I wish I was joking.

*lamb. ffs.

I bump dying threads

I Strangle mutilate my pet lamp aswell

that im a fag

tell us something we dont know

I raped the girlfriend of a friend in her sleep. She was so high and sleepy that I did whatever I wanted. Creampie and facial.

Pic related.

Bump

Was manipulated by my friends into believing in demons and shit. Still not sure 100% if they were fucking with me or not because it was really elaborate.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister.

Why? I noticed many anons do this. I know because many of my dying threads get bumped.

i once went home from a club, pissdrunk, threw up multiple times on the streets and some russian guy seemed to start to follow me. we didnt understand eachother and i couldnt be bothered. on my way home him still following me, i figured he might be a bum and looking for a place to sleep and i didnt want to be so heartless so i let him in with me in the hotel i was at.
i went straight to the bed, didnt even change clothes just took off my shoes and that guy would just jump in next to me. at that moment i knew he wasnt a bum but looking for a guy to fuck.
i was not sure about my sexuality, b/c a lot of people have asked me if i was gay. i dont like men sexually, i dont like fingers in my butt, i dont like manass, i dont like men's faces in porn, i dont like gay sex, i dont like cum in any way shape or form except on a woman etc, i was at the very least 93 % sure i wasnt gay. but all these people asking if i was, including friends that i knew for 5 years, my sister and other people from the lgbt community just made me unsure. maybe i was just hiding from the fact that i was actually bi?
so i let him touch me and massage me through my clothes and always stopped his hand from going to my dick for 15 mins approximately. at one point i just told him a couple times: sorry i am not homosexual.
then he stood up and went away and i have never seen him again. at least i now know i am heterosexual 100%, b/c him massaging me felt the same as any other person massaging me, professional or not, it felt completely unsexual. him touching my dick neither made me hard then nor now when i think about it later and nothing he did ever felt remotely the same as with a woman.

now i can proudly say that i am a rich cis white male and i dont give a flying fuck about other people and their problems

I never seed torrents

sounds like a scooby doo mystery

cause the other 100 threads suck nigger dick

I once offered my brother chocolate milk and he said "naw, I'll have normal"

My mom still believes his death was a tragic accident

Too far

Well maybe one day if I go crazy I'll try and take their masks off.

I post a lot of interracial/cuck threads

50% to piss off anons and the other 50% is because I jerk off to it

My cars mom in the back of my fingered. Or something to that effect.

I got a bj from a 14 yr old in a haunted house we were both part of. I was 24. She meant to give it to her bf but I borrowed his mask. I showed her it was me aftrewards as I laid her on her back getting ready to fuck her. She panicked and left. She mags me privately through Facebook and a few weeks later we fucked.

I never understood the cuck point of view. Like, I get why the bull gets their kick out of it, or the woman, but damn...

Fuckin cuck faggit

I am not the bull, girl or boyfriend/husband

think of it more as a voyeur fetish and stop believing all the idiots you see posting nonsense

I sucked my first dick at 15 he was 28. I was on a cruise it was a black guy. His dick.was as big as my arm

are you sure that actually happened and youre not confusing irl with revenge of the nerds?

Why does it have to be interracial with you sick fucks? What do white guys get out of this disgusting filth?

I shot 2Pac, Biggie and recently drugged Kimbo Slice. You're welcome.

>Be 19
>Be in South Africa
>Be with a couple of girlfriends in bar
>Scream "my niggaz"
>Almost die

i never green text
>to piss off oldfags
eventhough i know how that shit works
>>>especially because i know it's a very good way to make long complicated stories more easily readable and that i should do it in this very post as well but i am just here on Sup Forums to fuck with people and their views and i will stop at nothing to make them crumble before their very eyes.
>nb4 fuck you summer fag go back to 9fag
nb4 kys
>< asian facial expression

I've only ever fucked prostitutes because I'm not confident enough in myself to approach regular women.

>Bernie2016

The only knew actually believe

because it is a degradation fetish user

blacks are like beasts used to degrade stupid pretty white sluts

You make me sick fucking monster

Once at uni, I was anal fucking some cum dumpster who only wanted to try it, anyway as I built up steam she started to hurt and begged me to stop, she started resisting and shit yet I just held her down and raped her kek

yes. very much so. as a rich guy that only knows other rich women and/or golddiggers it's usually cheaper for me, too. if i pay 150 quid for a hooker i get everything i want and i don't have to do all that crap most other people go through like dating, massaging, foreplay etc. 1 expensive dinner and a present can easily get more expensive than 150 and you still CAN fuck up and get nothing. with a peostitute you pay her her money and then you get what you paid for. easy as that and i dont really see the need to have a gf or even to marry

i have legitimately never seeded a single torrent for more than a few seconds. ever. i only have about 63gigs of music but still. 90%+ was torrented.

>day of my final exams in Lycée (French High-School)
>For some fucked-up reason my phone switched off during the night
>woke up 2H too late
>didn't want to repeat the entire fucking year
>Beat my face with a rock
>go to police with fake story about a robbery
>go to MD for medical certification
>Lie to entire family
>3 years later everyone still believes

I literally work for a jew that runs a company that shills on forum boards.

You're a fucking cunt. I seriously hope you get raped by a pack of migrants.

lol

Hey you didn't clear cache of that image, you can retrieve non-edited version by browsing second lump of jpg data.
Lemme grab lump to jpg program and i'il upload it for you kekekekekekekek

mine

What the fuck are you on about, user?

>literally

I was walking home from the local gas station in the middle of the night when i heard a bunch of dogs barking.

The i saw a group of dogs chasing something about 15 feet in front of me, and it was a tiny little man. He was about 1 foot tall and had a littlw jacket on, not sure if he had pants or was a "he" but i saw him running for dear life right in front of me straight into some bushes.

It all happened so fast, but there was NO mistake, i saw a tiny man being chased by dogs, i tried telling one person who i thought was crazy enough to believe me and they just stared at me, then told me about a time i saw a ghost.

I want you to try and understand how much it fucks with you when something happens and you cannot share or talk about it with anyone else.

sorry you are a faggot for letting a man get in bed with and grope you

You're fucking nuts, user. No doubt at all. We're you under the influence of drugs or are you just stark raving mad?

I want very badly to duck my mom and my sister. Mostly my sister tho. She's so perfect

Fuck*

yeah, I was blackout drunk

Pics

I smoke weed sometimes, but i wasnt on any drugs, i didnt feel anything, it wasnt mystical or weird, and the hairs on my neck did not stand up.

The whole thing played out exactly the same if you replaced the little dude with a cat, except he took a running start to clear a storm drain.

The little dude had shoulders. Just like a person.


(Also typo above it was spose to say time THEY saw a ghost, ive never seen anything else)

Juggalo, trailer trash detected

when I was 12 I fucked an 18 year old

Probably a squirrel or a raccoon if in America

I like dildoing my ass, and lick dildo clean

Over the past 5 years i got brainwashed. Used to go Hard on drugs and stuff, people tried to Figure out why and actually Set up a whole network to spy on me and Broadcast every thing i say and do to everyone i know. Whatsapp, facebook, txts, Even recorded me with Hidden Cams when i was 4 days awake and just popped more pills. Then, when being absolutely fucked they would Start to Talk shit about People i know, make me agree with them and then broadcast it. When i got sober and realized what was going on i tried to kill myself but failed monumentally, which then got broadcast as well. I said fuck it, begged my dad for money and went backpacking. Even while doing that i kept being followed, bullied and Made fun of. I hated my life and everyone on this planet. Some Girls started mocking me being like ur a faggot, why dont u fuck me? So i fucked one of them, Beat her boyfriend and forced her to be my gf. After a year i was Fed up and told her to fuck off, Saying sth like yeah we had good Sex like 4 times a Day but im gay u know. Everybody Turned around and was like yeah finally He admits it it was all a hoax, for 5 years be intentionally kicked you into Depression, anxiety and suicide, so now be grateful for us being cunts. I was like, yeah well Guess now i have to suck dick for the Rest of my life, hooked up with a grindr faggot, raped him, told him i like bondage, shat on his face, Pissed all over his Apartment and left him tied up with a dildo in his Ass on a chair on his balcony.
Then i went back home to Move in with my mum and get a degree or Do an apprenticeship.
Everybody still hates me, tells me im a Schizophrenic Psychopath and is Mad at me because i dont appreciate the fact that my life is continued to be broadcastet and ruined. I dont have friends, my family hates me and im unemployed. I got myself a Student loan and bought a gun last week.
I will blow up 3 specific Houses and kill as many of those i blame for it as I can before i force cops to shoot me.

No bullshit alien white light event shyt, and fallin in love with AlessiaCara who is the alien queen

i wanna fuck her too

as i said before, i dont give a shit about your problems with your sexuality anymore, too happy to be straight

Done something similar to user. Never cum so hard in my life

>clear cache of that image
are u high

i call bullshit, but if this actually was a thing with maybe other image formats, post how to pls

I live in a rual area, i have seen more then my fair share of those animals, it wasnt thoses.

You ever seen a racoon grab something and run on his back legs? Cause i have, and this wasnt that.

He swung his arms as he ran, his head was shaven.

HE HAD A FUCKING JACKET ON

I have tried and tried and tried to find something that i can say "oh yeah thats what it was" and lift a giant fucking weight off my back, but i cant

I saw a little dude getting chased by dogs.

I jizzed a ton on a cup then added yogurt, granola and honey while my cousin showered. After she ate it she said "this was exceptionally good". I went to the bathroom and celebrated victory jerking off......pic is her

I want to fuck my best friend but never can because she's already got a fuck buddy

cum is so easy to taste, too salty, she definitely knew

I'm a fucking newfag that's only been here since winter and somehow someone thought I was an oldfag and many "oldfags"(not to imply they actually are) are somehow more cancerous than I've ever been.
There was never a good Sup Forums, but there was a Sup Forums that was somewhat less shitty.

Your cousin is hot

I want to fuck my best friend's little sister.

yeah that's straight up bs

did u see a face

Do you feel bad?

can't pay for love user. I feel bad for you.

I've finally gotten a match on Tinder after years of nothing. It's with a dude and he wants a one night stand but I'm too much of a pussy virgin to go through with it.

I install keyloggers on all of my in-law's computers. I've seen all of them naked

He ran between me and a light post, i got a profile look in good light. I saw a nose, but i wouldnt even say i saw eyes or mouth because of how he was facing.

It was more how the body moved, it was so familure but so alien at the same time. He was moving his legs SO FAST like cartoonishly.

And i saw him grab a tree trunk to spin himself around, two of the 3 dogs stumbled trying to change direction.

Who was spying on you man? how did you find out they were doing it man?

how do you see them naked with a keylogger

uhm yeah you can.

You a female? If so, do it faggot. Rock his world. Have your phone or ipod or whatever playing something nice and relaxing and start to fuck. Then after a bit suddenly change the music to thrash metal and fuck him like you're tying to break his pelvis.

I planted a USB full of naked student pictures on a teacher a bunch of students hated and got him fired. Worst part about it is that people think he was totally unequivocally guilty as fuck.

Hmm still sounds mostly like an animal tbh, maybe an escaped monkey or ape

elaborate.

I actually feel sorry for you, user. I wish there was some validity to your story, but it's just impossible.

I think we come from very different worlds, but not everyone knows what love is. But believe you me, you can get it for money.

Ever seen a monkey with proportional arm to leg length?

Ever seen a monkey outrun three dogs without using its arms?

Cause ill tell you what i saw

A tiny man being chased by dogs.

I used to play masturbation with my twin sister until we were 10. Just stopped and we haven't discussed it since, dunno if she remembers.

Nah I'm a faggot man who hasn't told anyone close to me yet that I'm a faggot, hence why I'm hesitant to do it

...

Thanks dude, thats how i feel.

I know that if i ever find someone who actually believes me i will consider them an idiot (or they will try and tell me why my sighting proves their pre existing crazy theories)

thats very vauge user, care to elaborate further? I seriously dont belive that money can make someone love you, it can persuade people to do what you want, pretend to love you sure, but it wont actually make people love you. In the same if someone paid you money to hate someone you wouldnt/couldnt just hate them for no reason besides a pay check, you would only make people think you hate them.

most keyloggers have the option to log webcam intervals

Do it. Seriously. Don't be a bitch about enjoying yourself. Be the faggot we know you can Sup Forums.

Fooled around with the neighbours daughter I was 6 she was 4, shit was cash

Constantly fantasize about this girl in all my bizarre fantasies.

When I was younger like 18-20 I would sniff the panties and bras from my mom and jack off while doing so. Also while luzid dreaming ill rape her but mostly because it is located in our house and forcing someone to appear alsways sets me on risk off waking up. Stoped the sniffing when I got my gf. Guess it was sexuall frustration and dont even find my mom hot.

That's a dude