Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

did i fail what happened tell me pls

i just fapped to this img,is that normal??

Ah? What do you mean?

Which image?

when i get a relationship with a girl i get bored within 3 months, what do?

fuck you just tell me.
give it to me straight, doc

i'm fapping oh so gloriously and elegant to both this picture's here.

Help doc
I feel like normies have gone too far stealing our memes, wat do

Describe what happens in more detail.

I'm not a doctor.

Okay.

>normies
>memes
>steal

Jesus, can you newfag any harder?

Looks like your boy Bernie is done for.

I'm addicted to pornography. This further exacerbates my anti-social personality. What do, Alice?

>newfag

worst doctor ever
kill yourself faggot

My "boy"? He's about 50 years older than me, I ain't responsible.

Have you ever tried turning your computer off?

I'm not a doctor. But I have been here since 2004. And you sir, are a newfag.

Is that picture of Bernie sucking a nigger cock real?

A couple of my friends are really pissing me off, they are talking shit about me and everything what should i do?

I wouldn't know. Why are people bringing Bernie stuff up this morning?

hello doc im 28 and I finish college, I'm too afraid to send cv's because the thought of them asking me "why are you 28 and only now you finished college" and the truth is that ive been doing nothing. what to do? i'm depressed about it

Your boy is going to get Trumped anyway

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i jack off everyday and can't stop it,iv'e tried to but just find my self cumming back to it the next couple of hours,every day now for the past 3 months!!!
please help me doc.
lonely beta male.

How bad does my anxiety have to be before I should get it professionally checked out?

Same question applies to depression

Am I actually fine

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Tell me more. What's the situation as best you know it?

*blinks* No one cares about stuff like that. They care about your education and work experience, that's all. Not when you happen to enter the market. In many cases, they aren't even supposed to ask.

Settle down and relax. Send out those resumes.

As I said, he isn't my boy.

Even minor anxiety and depression can be checked out; there is no lower limit.

Yes

You tell me, Bernbot.

I knew a girl named Bern actually. Would rather not think about her so early in the morning.

Sometimes my computer's explorer.exe crashes when I open folders. I tried googling it and implementing their solutions but it didn't work. Any thoughts?

not know bro,save it for the loli threads,k.

I recall you being a Bernie supporter, I know he's your boy lmao

*why?*

Well they are harassing me insulting me and my family...

could my weed addiction have anything to do with my crippling anxiety?

Hey Annie-user, fap user with anxiety from yesterday, reporting back in. After some personal reflection, I found that during my adolesence I found literally anything attractive, I could fap to anything, and was pretty anti-social, and picked up weird fetishes after I was depressed. I essentially became a normie after and started socialising, and fucking tons of girls my age (18 at the time), and dropping the v-card. Now I'm reflecting back on half the shit I fapped over, Sup Forums and beyond, and I feel fucked up. Is this natural? Should I feel this way? I've outgrew so much of it, yet feel so ashamed, and worry about myself as a whole. You've been around long enough to see what this shithole can churn out.

If Bernie sucked twelve nigger cocks live on stage would you still want him to be President?

Upgrade windows.

I support him, but I'm generally apolitical.

Bad memories.

Go on, tell me more?

Yes. Absolutely. You should 100% stop that.

I'm Alice, not Annie, but I would just let it go Anonymous; you aren't the same person anymore.

nvm doc being a bitch ad not answering me so fuck it.
>SPIDERMAN THREAD!!

Alice my boy friend won't Hillary with me

What do?

How do I use the Force?

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Could this daily lame thread be any more of a faggot detector?

Have you no decency?

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I'm running for President and the goyim aren't throwing enough money at me for me to miraculously get the democrat nomination, what do?

Hey Alice. I'm the suspicious user from about 12 hours ago. I just want to say sorry. I shouldn't have talked shit that much. I just have some trust issues, shouldn't have pushed it into everyone here. Can you forgive me?