G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I just want to be at the top of your thread. You're a dedicated person to this topic.

Untermensch kill themselves

Same reason as yesterday OP.

Because I'm busy trying to swoon a hot grill

hello user.
>Untermensch
whats that?
what was that ?

I love running

Stop with your daily copy pasta bullshit you fat ugly no friend having cunt

what girl? any luck so far ?
marathons ?
g'morning user.

I love these threads, man.

doing good today user ?

Sauce for that gif, m8?

Feeling better man, feeling positive. You?

Not enough money for rope

Because getting enough pills to overdose is out of my budget

wish i knew.
all is well. all is good. stay cool.
why no money user ?

Cause I'm awesome
Thats why

what pills would you try to get ?
what makes you awesome? how can i be awesome ?

Cause Ive got a girl coming over tonight so I can suck on her fat tits and eat pussy for half an hour, then a dude coming over who is gonna suck me off so I can blow my load on his face. Being married is not wihout its perks.

Waiting til kid grows up and is financially secure. Then I'm going shoot myself in front of my wife and leave a letter and a blog post in detail of how she has abused and manipulated me over the years.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I live a fairly affluent lifestyle but stay well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health

No gun to do it with

Care to tell us how she abused and manipulated you?

i i just dont know op good question maybe i hope life wont be as shitty later

Won't kill myself today because I'm still hopeful that everything can still turn out alright for me

You should just get a divorce. You're teaching your kid abusive relationships are normal.

Maybe after I have killed myself people will finally notice how bad of a person she is. They will realize that she made me do it. And I mean why would I just kill myself and leave a letter like that and leave her alive if she didn't mentally destroy me? She would definitely be the talk of the town for years. Bitch.

normie/10

you have an interesting sex life.
but i hope you have fun tonite.
don't let her have the last laugh.
divorce her instead, and fuck a younger hotter girl. that will make her furious and mad.
glad you don't have one
good thoughts to have.
i hope it does too. don't just hope, but try to do things to make sure you have good results.
yup.

God I love the pronebone

No fucking clue. Didn't sleep last night. Long shift coming up. Cheated on my GF. I have adderall though, so I should be okay.

I don't know...

I have people who care for/about me who depend on me, and I care about them.

havent killed myself yet cos i still dream about being the most powerful man in melbourne

I tried 2 days ago, I failed :(

if i die, nobody will take care of my dog. still very tempted, though.

>Been together since 06'
>was 13 at the time
>literally dedicated my life to her
>get her pregnant in junior high
>step up and be a great father
>work odd jobs 60+ hours a week
>she stays home with child
>one day decides to break up with me
>back in 2010
>automatically has new bf
>finds out he's a pedo
>try's to get with me again
>already with good new gf
>force me to break up with her
>Shames me for fucking her
>areufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>get married
>screams and hits me
>skinny shames me for being healthy
>threatens to leave me and take money

Because I just don't want to.

I'm currently waiting for a 16-pack of a legendary energy drink (Www.bookooenergydrink.com) and I'll probably smoke some weed today.

You're a bitch. Grow up and just get a divorce.

Now I'm stuck in this fucking loop of either staying with her and let her abuse me or divorce and lose everything. I love her she's my best friend but I also fucking hate how she is. She's mentally ill and refuses to take her medicine and I get the aftermath of that. I've been molested and beaten my whole childhood and I thought she was my escape. But she's just a new kind of abuse... I can't wait til that day comes

I need to get in shape, what would I leave behind if I died today? A dyel body and a prospective law scholar. That's not the legacy I want to leave behind.

I can't afford that I'm 23 and make 15$ an hour. My daughter is only 7 and autistic and I'm her hero. She's the only reason I'm alive now. Sometimes I wish my wife would get cancer or something similar so I could just be a widower and feel no guilt of hurting her.

Because I have a loving girlfriend, a job interview today, and some Bayonetta to play after.

Though a nap or coffee comes before Bayonetta. Fucking cat kept me up all night.

I recently started a new job that I actually kind of like.

Don't feel like it. Why would I?

Found the eurofag

Because I'm waiting for apples to go on sale.

Life is going well for my family. I won't fuck it up for them.

Because I d-don't have the courage to kill myself, OP.

It would break my grandmas heart
>that's all I can think of

Because I'm about to get a three-week paid vacation from work. And I want easy money.

There is absolutely no reason/point to killing myself. I'd so much rather track OP down and murder them. Then again killing is so final. Regret is so much better. I think now I'd rather shove a surgical scalpel in OP's spine putting them in a wheelchair so they can regret the rest of their life.

WTF dude. The way you get back is by moving on, doing better with your life and finding another love.

You don't want her standing there after you've shot yourself and have her saying "what a pathetic bitch he was."

Show her you have a life (a good one) without her.

I have about 11-14 years until I do it so I think in my 30s I'll be ready to die anyway. My depression has already swallowed me and I don't love myself. I live for my child.

Gotta draw cringy parodies

Kys summerfag

cuz i have a chance of getting high and i have plenty of food

Because I have a book I want to read.

Going to Disneyland and last week of school.

Haven't fapped yet

Because I'm gonna be dropping acid tomorrow for the third week in a row and then driving from New York to Michigan to see my brother for some drinking and classic film watching