Merry meet, Sup Forums

Merry meet, Sup Forums.

I am a Wiccan witch. My spirit name is Serafina, but you can call me Croakey.

Ask me anything.

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Kys. Please?

why do you look like gaben's retarded sister

Are you crazy?

Why

I don't. I'm warning you, don't make me angry.

Maybe just a little bit ;^)

>I'm warning you, don't make me angry.

I am immune to your charms, witch. I have more power than is possible for you to attain. You know that dark place where you cannot go? I have been there and I can kill with a word.

no nudes, plz

Maybe ancient Wiccan knowledge may help me...

How can i GET everytiem???

TITS OR GTFO

SAGGY TITS or GTFO

Also Timestamp Witch

Nice b8

Why do you enjoy destroying our harvest? Are you in fear of the holy inqisition?

Do you smell as bad as your photo suggests?

This

Your made up way of belief was created by two Freemasons.


Btw, I'm a Freemason. And I have to go to lodge in like an hour

Why don't i get dubs anymore?

How do you get griffon semen out of a lamé cloak? I've tried everything.

Oh hi

Zoroastrian is better

Alaka Mon At-tu Ala
Kissa ra oreume
Quet Revera Sef Mopilee Aquar Pudeo

May luck fade, dying away
Luck burns away from thee, until thy water sets thy free

Hey there user! Are you aware that Zoroastrianism is where George R.R. Martin drew inspiration for the religion of the Lord of Light? Wow!

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You can be a witch but you'll never be witcher

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ZOMG you know!

>why do i do not hate this user??

Let's burn the scum

GOD WILLS IT

No I do not.

If you use words like "thy" it makes everything you say a spell.

YES I DO

Fuck off 9fag god

i bet you miss daddies cummies.

>I am a witch
>2016
>Implying that magic exists
Time to oil up and burn you

Well, i really do not care.

This is awkward friends...

This poster is horus.... don't trust what he says.... also purge him

Nah, not really

are you aware that you have a mental illness and need to seek psychiatric help...?

its a trap!

kek

*thy water sets thee free
>FTFY

We are the Ultramarines, the Sons of Guilliman. Whilst we draw breath, we stand. Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath.

*thy water sets thou free
>FTFY

You fucking twit.

>Alaka Mon At-tu Ala
>Kissa ra oreume
>Quet Revera Sef Mopilee Aquar Pudeo
>May luck fade, dying away
>Luck burns away from thee, until thy water sets thy free
Alaka Mon At-tu Ala
Kissa ra oreume
Quet Revera Sef Mopilee Aquar Pudeo

May luck fade, dying away
Luck burns away from thee, until thy water sets thy free

Could you kill king duncan?

You can't use my own words against me. So mote it be.

am embarrass

What's your defect? Usually only people who lack traits they'd like to have join cults, so what's wrong with you?

This thread is beign derailed in the name of God Emperor of Mankind

El-A'awer

Talbis Iblis

Gulshan-i-Raz.

Zat-i

Zat-i-Shaitan.

I've found out how to use my powers. It might make me seem like a freak to some people, but that's only because I'm different.

>invented in 1954
>uses old english

Pretentious as fuck. Kind of reminds me of mormonism, just even more retarded.

So you're nothing special and that's your way to cope with your inferiority complex? Now THAT's fucking original.

I warned you not to make me angry.

i have questions for op

1. Why are you on Sup Forums.
2. Which do you prefer more... Banana or pear.
3. Do you miss daddies cummies?

Yeah because it was invented by modern Freemasons. That's where their degree system comes from. That's where "so mote it be" comes from.

Mother fuckin Allistair Crowley. The bad boy of freemasonry.

Then fat bitches turn it into a religion color their hair and suck down gallons of cum


So mote it be

>I don't. I'm warning you, don't make me angry.

Why not, you already hulked out.

Don't you know any spells to be less ugly?

Or what?
youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

At least Melisandre showed such courtesy

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ANSWER WITCH

Kek

>1. Why are you on Sup Forums.
To meet people and teach them about magick.

>2. Which do you prefer more... Banana or pear.
I like both, but probably pear.

yeh but do you miss daddies cummies.

for he is muadib

>that's only because I'm different

I have cursed people before

That, and people are scared of what I can do.

lmao replied to the wrong person asshat troll

I'd be scared of you in public because whatever disease caused your hideous mutations might be contagious

>people are scared of what I can do
What people? If you're so keen to teach people about magic, why not go to the middle of a city or something and show your powers, rather than going on Sup Forums where nobody has any reason to believe you?
I don't even know why I'm replying to such an obvious troll

but seriously though how do you into magic? Just get a book on it at Barnes and nobles or something?

I have to keep my powers hidden a lot of the time.

>10/10

But WHY? You're giving so many of these """facts""" with no explanation or evidence of any kind, it's very clear that you're making this up as you go along. If you have to keep it a secret, why are you on Sup Forums bragging about how people are afraid of your powers?