How should you react to finding a dildo in your moms bathroom?

How should you react to finding a dildo in your moms bathroom?

Don't react at all.

lick it and put it back

Like you'd want her to react if she found one in yours.

By posting your address here and providing a pic of your mum so we can give her a dicking.

wtf do you do in your moms bathroom anyway? perv.

This

hide it.

Use it in my ass and leave it where I found it

I'd set a plate in the kitchen with a knife, fork and candle and then put the dildo on a plate next to a photo of Monaco Grand Prix winner and Formula E driver; Jarno Trulli.

>Pick it up.
>walk out to where she's making dinner.
>Hand it to her
>nonchalantly say, "you left this on the shower."
>Turn around.
>Walk away.
>wait for her to join you

write her a note that says you understand her signals

unzip your pants next time you see her and tell her git goin u nasty cock slut

that's what I did when I found my mom's.

test drive in boipussay

Put it in my ass and waddle up to her

Surprise! You're as inept at pleasing women as your father.

a dude i know (sadly) used to slap people with his mom's big black dildo, the the first time they were at his home. Dude is crazy.

that's what my mother told me after she found my pocket pussy

> put chili or any other hot and spicy substance on it
> put it back where you found it
> ????
> profit

Who cares.
Your mum is a person, not just a mum.
She has sexual desires just like you.
Stop being a loser and go get a girlfriend

>go get a girlfriend

>Sup Forumstard

kek

She has needs user sometimes your dad isn't around to satisfy them let it be
But do let her know not to leave her shit around POLITELY!!!

can you post a pic of ur mom

It's her house you idiot

gtfo

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I guess it's better to find a dildo in the bathroom rather than in your mums arse.

How the fuck am I supposed o know that from reading your post you faggot