Hey Sup Forums, I got a story if you're interested

Hey Sup Forums, I got a story if you're interested.

im all ears

Alright, lets hear it.

Nope. But i just had to captcha for an unreasonable amount of time.

>doesn't at least start the thread with a bit of info
>only fishes out with "i got a story"
>clearly needs the attention of people posting "yeah bro tell us"

Fuck you OP I don't want to hear shit but I know some fags are gonna feed you your desperate attempt for some attention

Why don't you make it twenty and jump

you better be typing op...

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Always remember to pre-type your stories kids. This will 404 before OP gets to his story

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*sigh*

You mean, you have a story?

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OP here sorry for not putting a bit considering this just happened, but welcome to literally the worst day of a hormonal 15 year old Sup Forumstard.
>Be me
>Be 15
>Last 2 days of school
>Be in classroom with two friends and gf
>Me and gf go to back of ROOM
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Regular foreplay for two teenagers
>Friends decide to be assholes and cock-block
>Hard
>They eventually leave us alone, we continue
>AN ARMY OF FUCKING NERDS RUSH THRIUGH THE DOOR
>EVERYONE PACKED INTO THE BACK OF THE ROOM
>ALL OF SURROUND US
>Eventually teacher comes into the room and kicks us all out
>Tfw blue balled
>Feels bad man.jpg
>Gf misses bus and freaks out over her step mom getting pissed
>Offer ride
>Get her home, all is well
>Then it happens
>Deep from in my bowels a pain so excruciating I quite literally think I will die
>Screaming at mom to drive faster through traffic that won't move
>See Walgreens
>Sweetrelief
>Run into Walgreens
>Fast walk down isles so fast I almost knock an old lady down in the process
>Run into bathroom
>Lock myself in stall
>Not enough time to even lay down some paper on seat
>Wipe once
>Pull down pants
>BEHEMOTH SIZED TURD SLIPS OUT
>Is followed by a waterfall of brown liquid
>Not even sure if it's even shit at that point
>Man walks in
(I forgot to add that I'm also an extreme shyfag)
>Being shyfag, I start trying to finish immediately
>I wipe myself and pull up my pants, still needing to drop more shit nuggets with a large drink
>I wait in the stall for 10 minutes and he's still fiddling with some random shit he bought
>He leaves
>HUGE FUCKING SIGH OF RELIEF
>I walk out of there as soon as possible
>Get into car
>Mom is worried
>"Is everything OK user?"
>Run home mom
>What's coming next is gonna hurt
Currently on my way home

>15

Mods ban this child

someone a recap? im not gonna read that.

MODS

op is a fag

An underage b/tard is shy, got blueballed and nearly shat himself, instead got to some shop and shat there for a while...

I waited ten damn minutes to read this shit? No pun intended.