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I stole 1.5kg pure magnesium from school today, dubs decide what I do with it. Anything goes.

snort it

use it to steal some gold

Eat it

show it with timestamp fag

up the pooper

Inject into your urethra

OP here with a list of Properties of magnesium, for those who dont know:
Flammable
Burns extremely hot/bright
Malleable

Put it all in a water bottle, throw it at your school

mix it with water and pour it into your asshole

Put it in the oven

introduce in pooper

You had one job

roll this

light it afire

put it in the microwave for 15 min with a cup of water

>7 posts from quads

reroll

burn one half of it, put the other half into your ass

Checkd

1: put up nose
2: match in nose
3: ???
4: profit

You had one fucking job

Sell it

grind it to a powder and mix it with gasoline and styrofoam.

Then light it on fire.

Fucking wasted also rolling for put it in ass with timestamp

Run a cold bath.
Get in.
Drop it in.
Dance bitch

Winrar

Winrar

>shove it up ass
>light firecracker
>shove firecracker in ass

OP here

Oh man im gonna die from this, ok brb going to buy some Styrofoam

winrar

In the proper it goes

This will go off before you even get to the foam

Winrar

I call BS on OP

Mg isn't an alkali metal, dumbass

winrar

Rolling for sticking it in rust (iron (III) oxide) and lighting it with a match

op wont deliver, no balls

If you want thermite, you need aluminum powder.

Shove it up pooper first

Light it inside your House.
Your house will hopfully bur to the ground

Winrar
And trips demand it

Sweet trips bro

no it wont
do you even science faggot

You are right.ni was thinking sodium/potassium

Please OP deliver for once

Put it in a water bottle, stuff the water bottle in your pants

Post results

Who the fuck has absolutely no Styrofoam

who the fuck just stores styrofoam

-grind it to a fine powder
-burn it
-pour water on it

...

oops.

Grind it and mix it with potassiumperchlorate in a 30/70 ratio and light it.

Op will not deliver, just another faggot

sad but probably true

Anyone actually seen this Magnesium? Just a thought.

you might be on to something...

op is a fag who will not deliver, apparently

I'm getting de ja Moo. I've smelled this Bullshit before.

Checked

give it back

Check'd

Burn it

kek

thread killed

kek

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