/mlb/ general - Just Mariners My Shit Up Edition

Mariners officially under .500

CIN:Homer Bailey to begin rehab assignment Monday
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) cleared to start vs. Nats
MIN:Trevor Plouffe diagnosed with a groin strain
NYM:Cespedes (hip) not in Mets' lineup Thursday
CHC:Rizzo (back) sits Thursday, Contreras at 1B
CIN:Votto (flu) remains absent Thursday vs. Pads
SD:Jon Jay (forearm) out again Thursday vs. CIN
KC:KC releases second baseman Omar Infante
COL:Rox request release waivers on Jose Reyes
BOS:Chris Young exits with right hamstring strain
SEA:Adrian Sampson lifted with elbow discomfort
PHI:Tommy Joseph scratched Thursday with cold

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Royals

JUST

>his team doesn't have a cy young candidate

how are memeiners fans still alive

>yfw da giants win da worlds eries

>tfw no baseball loving gf to go to games with

orioles to be honest

>His team doesn't have two

meme magic

Madison Bumgarner is the first and best choice for the Cy Young Award

no he's not. And I say this as a giants fan

15 years of this shit makes you stoic

what's the yellow team? pie-rats?

oh shit niggas here we go

The SF Giants have 6 Cy Young candidates. Anybody who doesn't agree knows nothing about baseball

1/10 bait tbqhwy

Weak b8

tis merely bait mate. To make assmad faggots sperg out

>pilates
>bumshit
>lelster
>synderglass

>2016 Cy Young Contenders
Absolutely fucking dying of laughter.
There is so contenders or 'race', the award has already been won as well as the MVP.

It's actually pretty sad that Kershaw's name actually makes you tremble with rage that he's so far ahead of everyone else.

Perennial gold glover tbqhwy

>Contenders
Cubs
Rangers
Nationals
Orioles
Dodgers

>Pretenders
Giants
Indians
Redsox
Bluejays
Mets
Royals

>his team doesn't have the best rotation in mlb

>Jaymee will never be mine

pissboi is literally always right about Kershaw being the GOAT. you have to be a fool to deny it

lmao faggot they're baiting you. they're not even trying and you you still sperg out like a fucking retard. you are an embarrassment to this board and doyer fans everywhere tbqh

Madison Bumgarner deserves both leagues' Cy Young awards

Only because Simmons is in the AL....
kek
KEK

Look up the numbers

>Nationals
kek

She's not that hot

Sure thing retard

>Kershaw
>Good

LMAO XD
Dying of laughter to be honest with you

>Tigers reliever Kyle Ryan on facing CLE, who have won all 6 games vs. DET this season: "We're hot right now, and we're going to stay hot."

Dis shit gon b gud

Baiting me? I just woke up. This is my first post you imbecilic fucking animal.

Royals

You can only reply to this post if your team is still hot garbage after getting your hopes up

His playoff meltdown will be extra delicious this year for sure

>this pathetic attempt to save face

>doyers
>playoffs
wild card maybe

>WHOS
>BASES LOADED
>0 OUTS
>0 RUNS

ABSTRACT
B
S
T
R
A
C
T

So now that the Cubs have been EXPOSED, with the based Cardinals pretty much detailing the blueprint on how to beat them

>go hard in the paint
>get dem boards
>a team with bigs that plays physical

Who's winning the NL pennant now?

>yfw Rockies Doyers wild card game and Rockies pitching staff BTFO's the Doyers
I know the Rockies have no chance in hell of actually making the playoffs, but this would be amazing.

literally 2 straight innings they did this

top kek

Jints

that's impossible I don't don't why you would even waste your time fantasizing about something like that

the giants
wow that was easy

>4 elbows held together with gum and duct tape
>Best rotation

Not impossible, just improbable

Giants. They have the best pitching in all baseball

pls stop

no jinxing

>AL West teams shitting the bed with literally 4 of our starters on the DL

Giants were already gonna win it tbqh

>doyers sweep the mets
>looking better than they ever have
>on a win streak, bound to catch up
>call up a literal nobody for friday's start

wut

Giants can coast the rest of the way, they got this in the bag
too easy

>>doyers sweep the mets
?

khalni hydra has GOAT art

If LA and SF met in the NLCS this year who would win?

How can you know Bum will perform like 2014?

How can you know Kershaw won't CGSO like he always does?

How can we be sure he won't choke again?


So many possibilities....


Hmmmmm.........

Who did they call up?

If this was the World Series who would you root for?

Bumshit isn't good against the Dodgers tho.

Jints win in nailbiter game 7 at home by an extra inning solo shot.

Giants already won the World Series. We're just waiting and watching it play out

The obvious winners. The ottomans

>bumblasted.webm

Obviously nobody KNOWS anything

If we could only talk about what we know as a fact will happen we could never talk about anything

nats** whoops
Tepesch
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Rangers
They got that guy that punched out that histrionic crybaby sissy Canada leaf faggot, they're alright by me

Doyers probably win that series fampai. Kershit only sucks against meth heads not faggots.

That's right. I almost forgot. The Doyers aren't good enough to get that far... Silly me...

SF versus LA in a series would go to SF
I will concede that the dodgers would have a chance in a 1 game series considering Kershaw is the GOAT but the doys can't hang in the playoffs

Rangers

Picture this. It's the bottom of the 9th. The Cubs are up by one run with the rangers at bat. Runner on first, 2 outs, 2 strike count. Walk off home run and the Cubs are confirmed for never winning a World Series for the rest of time

must be why they havent won a series against the giants all year

If it was right now, Giants win it
By the time the postseason rolls around, I think the Dodgers will be a better team
Might not matter - they might not play each other. Even when the Dodgers are capable of beating the Giants, the Giants can beat the teams the Dodgers have trouble with - Cardinals as a historic example

prob i see with doyers in wc game is that they use the goat then they have to wait for game 3 MAYBE game 2 of a ds to use him again which means he prob isnt avail for game 5 unless roberts has the pubes mattingly didnt

ABSTRACT

...

Rangers 100%
Babby league hick state team is still far better than how awful Cubs fans would be

I think the Cubs are going to get raped in Miami this weekend. Someone on the team is going to say the team should have been focused more on winning and getting back on track instead of their manager dressing them all up like fags and queers.


>some more losing, some finger pointing, might as well doing the easiest and blame the nigger(heyward)
>cardinals in the mirror may be closer than they appear
>mutiny against Maddon
>panic, burnout, but still win division
>swept in 5 by Nats in the DS

this tbhwy

>haha we're the best fans ever
>we suck it put for a hundred years now we're the best thing ever

Yeah my problem with the dodgers is the back end of their rotation is really shitty
Of course they lost even with the best 1 and 2 in baseball so whatever

Bochy would have to set-up bumgarner against someone who isn't kershaw to actually have an advantage.

Kershaw would take games 1 and 4 easy. I just don't see Kershaw choking against the team he CGSO's 3 times every year.
Bumgarner wins 2 and 6 against whatever doyer starter.

Maybe both Kershaw and Bumgarner lose their games lel.

>WHOS

ART

>yfw cueto steals game 1 and 4 from kershaw
having 2 aces is the life famalam

The Daniel Murphy's will choke again and the Mests will make it into the postseason again.

Ryu is coming back at some point, and isn't at all guaranteed to be the same, but he'll still probably improve the rotation. Kazmir has had a couple great outings and was fine the other day against the Nats, but who knows how much of that was the Nats choking

It'd be 2004 red sox faggotry but worse.

>Bochy would want to avoid Bum vs Kersh
In the nine times Madbum has faced Kershaw Bum has won five times

...

.... that's probably not happening if Kershaw allows 2 hits and strikesout 15 in a complete game.

Fuck the Cubs

what if those 2 hits are home runs :^)

Kershaw is a far better pitcher than Bum but the Doyers offense fucking blows
Even if Kershaw gives up 1 run in 9 innings the Dodgers can easily lose that game

>Kershaw is a far better pitcher than Bum
Flip that shit around for the 2016 WS champs

Giants are an unstoppable team. We have the #1 and #2 pitchers in all of baseball. We have an impeccable bullpen, a LEGENDARY offense, and the league's most reliable defense.

It was really over before it started.

>w-l records
How about you actually look at the run prevention, strikeouts, and innings pitched.
Kershaw fucking owns the Giants.

lel what even is this thread

>jints shitposters
>pissboi chimpouts
>even year memes
>doyer falseflagging

Windians

>who sux and memeiners both a game under .500 after their hot starts

Separated at birth?

>some numbers matter more than if your team wins the game

Kershaw faced Cueto 2 weeks ago, they both Gave up two runs, the doyers only won cause Casilla likes blowing games
That's factoring in the idea that Kershaw won't have another entry.

They don't measure playoff games in ERA piss guzzler