I'm banging this chick on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw

I'm banging this chick on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw

Pro tip: you can't

wasn't that gorilla shot in a zoo recently

She looks hungry

is that bernie sanders

Damn, this chick must have had a stroke, cause her face is sunken as fuck,also the most obvious thing is that fucking goider she has.

I didn't know jabba the hut was gay

She exists.

Colonel sanders

A bunch of jealous virgins in here

She has foetal alcohol syndrome

One of the most disgusting beast's I've ever happened to lay my eyes on, dat is a fat man in drag

Feed her a sandwich

Nice try faggot

Stay away from my daughter

Oh boy, I thought this was a troll thread, apparently not this nigger is for real, did little cousin Sup Forums hurt big boy's feelings

2X

Naidoo! Next Cohan happy bone bine bone?

Her face says molested as a child, but her waistline says all the free candy was actually in the back of the van

Blue eyes? Check. Big titties? Check. Booty for days? Check

Kek

Dude, what is her clothes size?
King Size Quilt?
I found a new dress for her

Discount Jabba the Hut? Check

At least jabs got funds

The moment I thought it couldn't get worse it does.

This is a booty, what you call gigantic blobs of fat are not

Goddamn nigger, you sure are terrible at reading a goddamn diagram.

Bitch might be ugly as sin, but she aint a FAS baby.

California King

...

Thin upper lip? Check
Low nasal bridge? Check
Short nose? Check
Epicanthal folds? Check

Ayyyy

It's the White Whale, lads! Man the harpoons!

I promise you I can

Pussy is pussy. Good show, OP.

Smooth philtrum? Check

I guess if you dig the bastard child between jabba and godzilla she is perfect indeed.

Found another one with a drunk mum

Her face is a lil chubby but her body isn't faggot

Greetings her majesty. Her royal pigness.

Blue eyes. Don't matter. Big tits. Big areolas. Booty for days. May take a day to find the booty hole through all the fat rolls. Bitch looks like she has more rolls than the pillsbury doughboy

SHREKs wife

Pics or it didn't happen

She has that look of Are you going to eat that?...

You fucktards have no life besides jacking off to anime all day

Cunts got a head like a smashed pie

I did not know Chyna and Shrek had a bastard lovechild

I'd take 2D waifu over hambeast so large she spreads into the 4th dimension.

hello everyone shoenice again

You are kidding.

All done up. Jealous yet faggots?

No underdeveloped jaw
No flat midface
Distinct philtrum
Large head

Other FAS markers are missing too, like intraocular distance, palpebral fissure length, etc. etc... Short nose and nasal bridge are the least distinct markers.

Top kek.

>Booty for days?
Check
>Stomach for days?
Check
>Thunder thighs for days?
Check
>droopy flapjack udders for days?
Check
>jowls for days?
Check
>back fat for days
Check
>cankles for days
Check

well then how in the fuck do you define chubby?

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Getting ready for a date at the Golden Coral?

Kek

Aye but what foul beast doth I see before mine eyes? Tiss truly be a creature of the great deep sea with it's vast mysteries of monsters and demons.

Trips have spoken

Man you sound like you really want to fuck this whale. Good job, weirdo

Nothing wrong with turning a fat slut into your personal cum Dumpster. Just don't be seen with your slam pig in public.

Have fun fucking your hand fagboys. I'll be sliding in this 24/7

Impressive op, but none compares to the beauty that is my girlfriend.

Let's see those fat titties!

You better throw baby powder on her and try to find the wet spot..

Fuck me it's Lou Ferrigno

Flaw
> you didn't post nudes

Your pretty lonely to come post this shitpost on Sup Forums, trips faggot.

did she eat her neck?

Not bad. Shes cute af. But she has nothing on bae

Nah, I just think you fuckers need to learn how to read.

Titties galore

Whatever OP. You took some random fat bitches tumbler pics. The closest pussy OP has ever seen is on B. Faggot.

She looks like a thumb

When you say that, do you mean you will be sliding it in her belly button? cause I seriously doubt you can even get to her pussy...

Bitch is all face

you said her body wasn't chubby.... HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU DEFINE CHUBBY IF THAT IS NOT MOTHER FUCKING CHUBBY??

ITT: I cannot be any less erect

I see you're into bestiality.

Chubby chaser confirmed

why are her slits bigger than her mouth?

I need nudes.

The flaw is there is no harpoon big enough

Why would I do that bitchboy?

Thats not chubby, thats a landwhale

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I may not think she's attractive. I really hope you didn't come here because you're uncomfortable with your relationship and you want Sup Forums tards to approve your girlfriends appearance to justify you staying in a relationship with her.

>ITT:

Oh the huManity...

/thread

Okay she's lil chubby. So what? Imagine these eyes looking up as she sucks your dick?

Needs nose job and to lose 300

You not getting your point around. You're just rather creating straw-mans on Sup Forums. We hate landwhales, now gtfo.

>You're just rather

Shut up dumbass

Kek you failed for my grammar troll.

>intraocular distance
>need to learn how to read.

This nigger who can't even spell interocular. Dumbass.

I'd be worried she's start easting my dick for real.

her eyes aren't pretty... They are bloodshot as hell from her high blood pressure from all the shit you feed her, and that nose is bulbus like a mushroom, and those lips are fucking vile... I would never look at that face and smile... Every picture you post makes me cringe harder and harder... I have no boner right now... I don't know if I will be able to boner at all tonight because of your fucking land whale of a "lover"... She is not hot, you are fucking shallow and I bet you are only fucking her because no one else will even look at you and she is just as desperate as you are... In fact it is a good thing you have her so that she isn't wasting space in the bars trying to pick up men that she knows she can't have because she is just that gross... I actually hope that you never come to realize that what I just told you is true because then you would end up releasing her back out into the wild where she will continue to ruin what is supposed to be a good night out with friends with her fat. The only honorable thing for you to do in this situation is to kill her then kill yourself OP... You would be doing yourself and her a favor...

The flaw is that she is real

>shrek/10

Shrek called. He wants his wife back.

I'd do her anytime anywhere

send her to me I'll take good care of her

please please I want her