Dubs are absolute truths

Dubs are absolute truths.
Singles, Trips, Quads etc. are 100% false.

>Sup Forums is better than ever

I want to suck dick rn

i have an average cock

My life could be better if I worked on it

We're all dead this world is the afterlife.

she will say yes

My wife does not cuck me

warriors are gonna win the playoff

im in love

i am gay

i forced obama to fuck trump till his anal cavity leaked

she loves me

I'll never marry

only faggots watch basketball

i will never swallow 100 loads

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA

we are meant to be together

This board will be shut down.

Suicide is the only answer

Hitler did nothing wrong, and his middle name is assboi.

I won't become happy this year.

you are some faggot

OH SHIT NIGS

i have a tyni penis

Shit.. Bigger or smaller than average?-----

i have autism

i will get the hardest boner of my life tonight

smaller

up your ass

niggers are humans

I am god

huh guess not

i have a small dick and i smell like shit

This sentence is false

These aren't fake son

I hope God is real.

I will end up with a girlfriend this year.

obviously hitler did nothing wrong

all of you are faggots

Vaping is for douches

I am God

Best rapper ever


soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

You want to have sex with me

smoking is for douches

roll

I'll amount to something and my life isn't a waste

Trump will be pres.

I'm the best person ever

Emporer Trump's wall will actually be a secret high tech lab where all of our military spending will be used to research and develop mechs capable of defeating all of the Kaiju

You are the sum of your decisions.

Hildawg will be pres

Milhouse is a meme

Sheeiiiittt

TRUTH WAR NOW

Warcraft is a great movie

Overwatch is actually a good game and not gimped as fuck garbage

Hot damn!

This thread is a lie

this post will be dubs

Singles are truth

Warcraft will break box office records this weekend

who knew

Check'd

Trump is going to lose the presidential election

Dubs checking dubs
Dubsception!

>Trips, quads are false
Those end in dubs, bullshit rule OP

this sentence is false

hillary will lose

bernie will make a come back

These so called "get" threads are the lowest form of gambling there is, enjoy your virginities, degenerates.

Hillary Clinton will win the election after she picks the corpse of Abraham Lincoln as her VP.

trump will die via engaging in interracial sex with a sandnigger/mexican

...

This could mean that it will break the record for worst opening/money lost

Dubs are trooth.

>off by one

oh

so close, must be a big ole nig dick after all

Said the low-life Sup Forumstard

I am buying a farm.

trump will be the next president.

Fuck you singles I am buying one!

Trump will be crushed by a stack of money and die

o_o

I live a long time and die alone

Trips would have been nice.

i speak the truth

Buttsexx tonight?

She hates me

im getting laid tonight

Women are the better sex come on anything but dubs

feels

...

This man will never own a farm

Women are people too

Niggers are black.

Dubs won't lie.

My girlfriend will break up with me today.

true

haha, that would require me to have a girlfriend