Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

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I nap now
youtube.com/watch?v=sYUEbqD_rAI

Super based Hank.

I got into an accident today.

haha

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Yeah. Give that Morgan boots.
Good luck and good night
Was it serious? How are you OG?

Rory-sama claimed

Well i'm guessing no one was injured.
How's the damage?

Did waifu die or something?

youtu.be/W0EGvblJNrY

Shinoa claimed

I have returned with quite large life changes, and two gas station dollar slices of pizza.

what language is that?

>quite large life changes
Please do go on.

Welp, i overslept an hour. How is everyone?

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Gas station food that isn't in a bag or wrapper is something not to trust

Spanish. Why the chainsaw?

Same with the nap here lol. Fine you?

Tired and having a hard time napping due to lack of a pillow.

I'm here

Well, my mother is going to start living with her mom to prevent her from becoming an alcoholic (again) after coming out of the hospital. This results in me living with my father. I'm not particularly sad about it or anything, I hate my mom being a god damn drunk. Not saying I hate her, just hate her other side. I'm still not sure what this means about me seeing my mom either, me living with my dad now. I'm definently making it more of a big deal than it really is, it's not that major. So, anything of interest going on for you Yui?
The pizza tastes good. Nice and cheesy.

Akiko claimed

Im good. Salty and cranky, but good.
You try napping in a kitchen.
Noticed
Gas station food in general is something to not trust.

Hey there Rory!

Just playing Overwatch, not posting much because of that.

Just rewatching K-On currently.
What you up to?
Ah, sorry to hear that Shiro.
And no, nothing of interest, I thought you would've figured out I'm the most boring person here.

My dad's been eating this stuff for a good four-five years now, he's fine.
Read above, yo.

Im alright, got another short night at work tonight so i might be mobile if my phone is nice to me

My puppy sleeps with me and he always takes my pillow so i feel you

yooooo

>Mei
>apply noose

Why both?

I have. It's why I'm not allowed to cook using the skillet anymore.

Nah man, I mean a complete lack of one. One is in the dryer and the other in the washer.

Nothing to be sorry about really, it's for the betterment of my mother after all. I've figured Galks is the most boring.

If you don't mind me asking, what's up with living with your dad?

Claimed

I used to be a druggy shit sucks. Least your mom is trying I guess.

What's up bud?

Salty because I dropped salt all over myself
Depends on how robust your gut is. Mibe used to be but drugs happened. Nothing illegal.
Well, at least you're having fun.
If I curled up right, I could probably nap between the fryer and freezer here.

I find it easier to sleep without a pillow

Are you?

I had gas station nachos and I had the runs

Thank you!

Wew

Why does everyone have problems with posting on mobile but me? Lol

Kennedi Cotarelo is my waifu

Are any of us here?

why not chainsaw

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Shit claim senpai

Cancer character

Perdoname Kennedi Cotarelo

Fui un estupido

I'm a minor. If you're wondering if I have a problem with living with my dad, I don't really. The people in my family respect me enough to make the choice of where I want to live myself, but living with my dad seems somewhat more likely to other counterparts, but I'll make the decision when it is time. I don't ever really plan ahead, just kind of go with the flow and make decisions when the time comes.

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Lol, you Skelton.

I need something to hug! I can't really sleep otherwise...
And I've been on mobile for the last half hour, I dunno what everyone's problem is with it. Maybe they've got shitty phones?

Nice, im gonna have a lot of nostalgia coming soon. I ordered all my n64 stuff coming and of course my starfox 64. If everything goes well ill go back to the site and buy all the other n64 games. Also im gonna rewatch samurai when i get time off.

Oh damn. That is killer. How long until the one is out of the dryer?

Chilling and listening to bo burnham.
>Talking about double standards
>If i fuck a kid im a pedophile but if a kid fucks me im a pedophile AGAIN?
Love this guy.

Are you cooking something right now?

Idk, i got one post in, then it would constantly tell me there was connection problems even though i had no problem doing anything else. It was really wierd.

Miho claimed

fucking shino

I'm ready for the wew lad underage b&

>hugs

Yuuko-chan
>Hugs

Do you even know what that gif means?

When you're dis much of a no-life you might as become a waifufag

I'm good, Got rear-ended by a mercedes and bumped the car in front of me.

Mercedes took the most damage, it was bigger than me.

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Might aswell get a waifu if you're just going to take up the image limit.

Noise-chan is a good claim, tbh senpai

Good that you're alright.
The world doesn't need any more orphans

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I don't think so :/

Because chainsaws are for meanies. You're a qt

Only I sleep with a pillow is when my head is under it because construction noises or birds. RIGHT?!

Hmmm I mostly post on mobile. I rarely have that problem

Reminds me of the Judy hopps spammer

Im always cooking something here
And proud
>rattles
Then he was at fault. Good for insurance.

Lol, are you fucking serious? No they aren't.

Fourth time.

Milinda claim
>First time with a/c in 12 hours edition

Any spammer tbh, it's inconvenient and a waste of time.

Blue bell

Fucking phone. My bad

Is that from his new special? I haven't seen it yet

One of life's greatest questions.

I'm off to the gym. Bye everyone!

I'm starting to love this.
Thanks mods.

Yep.

Yeah, Her car was torn up, Mine was fine.

>hugs

Mods if you're reading, I want you to know how based you are.

Mods are not faggot cucks for once
Thanks mods

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HER HEAD

I'm gunna meme ya.

Idk, i didnt have that problem the other night. I think my phone was just being dumb, ill try it later.

What are you making right now?

Yea, the songs are pretty great as always. Its kinda sad at the same time though. Good balance.

Why do you hate me akiko

Rumia claimed

Im cutting sweet potato for a salad while boiling sausages to get the fat out and baking some pies.

Agreed. It's nothing more but their waste of time

Hmmmm

Have fun yuuki! Get them gainz!

Yay! Mods are cool with us!

Easy there hamster

Weird:/

>2016
>doesn't even google glass
>lives in a cave
>dresses in palm leaves and coconut bras

The memelord is here.

>boiling sausages to get the fat out
That disappoints me so, Rory

Bully.

>Hugs
How is the birthday going?

then what is for qt's?

>claim

What's up with the mods? Did something happen?

ITT: Good anime OST
youtube.com/watch?v=fMGCcRAVpcM

I actually meant the fedora and it was a reference to my previous posts about Mugi's eyebrows

Mili! How are you?

Its very boring i got up at 6pm....

>Mugi's eyebrows
They're on a whole new level.

Oh my

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I don't believe that's my healthy eating.jpg :(

clmd

I'd like to know if you're still here.

We meed them to last more than a week and cant keep them raw for that long due to regulations. Shit sausages anyway.
>lewd
>a solid 1.5
Continue good sir.
Two shitposters have been banned so far.

God tier claim senpai

Um... Hi. I'm okay, how are you?
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Damn. I got up at 4 am... fml... kek

I love a good salad. I hate fat so im glad you are getting rid of that garbage. I know people whos favorite part of some meats is the fat and its so gross.

Oh well, speaking of mobile, when i get my n64 stuff im gonna post everything for the thread when i get it. should be here within a week i think? SO excited.

>memelord

Hey Revy remember that night?