Ask a man who has never successfully rolled dubs anything

Ask a man who has never successfully rolled dubs anything.

what would you do if you rolled dubs?

Probably shoot up a school tbh.

Haven't been here long, then?

I've been here long enough to know my luck is shit user.
And at least I'm not a summerfag.

keep trying

Just like me

I just meant from a statistical standpoint, it would be surprising if you hadn't gotten dubs yet had you been here a while.
It's not really a big deal. It's like finding your favorite color skittle the first time you reach into the bag- cool but not actually a huge deal
Quads and quints tho
Wow
That's like finding $5 in your skittles bag

It's a 1 and 100 chance of getting dubs, and I've made more than 100 posts.
Yet, no dubs.

Don't worry, one roll you'll get trips.
My luck was amazing that day
>pic related

Flip a coin twice
It's 50/50 every time you flip it
Now imagine hundreds of coins being flipped each time
That's rolling for dubs

You're so cool. Screenshotting your trips.
Tsk tsk, user.

let's get you some dubs then!

Or more accurately
Someone had a plate covered in coins and just SLAPPED THE FUCKING PLATE
And some Jews stole a few of em

Does your wife still want to have sex with you? Or is she too embarrassed?

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OP here.
Ask a man who just rolled dubs anything.

You're not OP

Believe what you want to believe, user, but I am truly OP.

Coming in for the dubs.

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Fine, I guess I wont have dubs.

it's easier to get trips

get rekt nigger

good job user

kek, yes you will

Dubs or no Dubs?

No dubs

I have no idea how that feels. I roll dubs every fucking time. Suck it, faggot.

Dubs

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Nice try, user.

who's that, it looks lime something retarded people would enjoy