Does anyone know what the hell these things are?

Does anyone know what the hell these things are?
Someone left them on my front porch, and one has a little bite taken out of it.
They're really soft, like jelly, but don't really have any smell. WTF?

turkish sweets

meth, damn dude take half of one.

Looks like "Banh Phu The," a Vietnamese sweet

Jellied semen

it's a vietnamese sweet. the green part is some tapioca stuff, and the green is probably mung bean past. these look shitty and lazily made though

thats the aliens in the egg

There's some Vietnamese people that live close by, so maybe they left it there. I cut one open and smelled it closer and it smells terrible.

the, trips tho

but yep, pretty much nailed it on the spot. viet sweets always comes in those white cardboard shits

It's either an apple or onions

that's probably why they threw it away.....?

So is the green tapioca or mung beans? Also checked.

its definitely this OP, go give it to their kids

cum balls...

green is mung beans, tapioca is usually white and it's a powder

Might be a trick to poison you.

That, or they're just weird veitcong "treats".
Asians seem to have a lot of unusual tasting dessert stuff.

Ew, what the fuck hahaha

Do something with it, maybe throw one in the microwave?

Use the scientific method, OP

looks like washing up tablets to me

I think they were trying to be nice but this shit is fucking gross.
At least now I know what they are so I can avoid it in the future. Thanks Sup Forumsros.

also who the fuck gives food with bites taken out of it. Damn vietnamese.

good idea, im gunna try it.

My father actually thought they were dishwasher things and almost used one. Christ.

>might be a trick to poison you

Yeah I don't think these people had a master plan...

"yes put poison food on floor master assassin"

idk but if it moves,shoot it...

>Banh Phu The
This. Traditionally given by a suitor to his intended. How much dick can you fit down your throat OP?

Alright boys I'm microwaving this nasty shit.

Round one was 30 seconds and I think it might explode. Luckily, my microwave is already a fucking mess so I kind of hope it does.
Also I didn't take the plastic off because I don't want to touch this shit.

Oh jesus christ this stuff smells so fucking bad. I put it in for a minute and the whole room smells like this shit now. I'm seriously gagging.

wow OP that is some high quality image

what camera are you using

Just my phone, a oneplus one.

I can't microwave this shit anymore without puking. Looks like it's going to start burning soon anyway.

Today I learned: Vietnamese sweets suck. (who woulda thought)

please go ask them what it is
i really wanna know

Just a tip dude, it's not a good idea to microwave plastic.

Yeah I figured. I wouldn't normally, but it seemed worth the risk in this case.

Its now ready to smoke in this form.

>veitcong

as a vietnamese person, i agree about them being fucked up. those dont look right, theyre supposed to be solid, a bit more solid than jello