You are inexplicably elected president of the United States. What do??

You are inexplicably elected president of the United States. What do??

Ban voting and quit

Elect Trump and Imprison Hillary. She's a fat fucking cunt.

Send a carrier group to establish a no-fly zone over Israel. Arrest every Jew in the USA. Set up internment camps for them.

Dismantle Israel. Re-establish Palestine. Contain the Jews. Introduce peace to this planet.

CHECK OUT THESE DUBS THO

Appoint Trump to build a wall and keep
muzzies out.
Appoint Trump to build a chicken tendies factory in America.

nuke middle east and n korea invade Idaho that country is bad

Why re-establish Palestine? Everything else I understand.

So what will you do when you realize that you literally accomplished nothing and you are a retard?

Deport all H1Bs and F1. Fucking FOB queers from india and china are the bain of America.

open all the borders to mexicans bros
welcome muchachos

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Read Tom Clancy Executive Order.

Increase all levels of relations with Asian countries, particularly Japan, China, South Korea, and Vietnam. I'd work on normalization with North Korea, and maybe even talk trade with them if they stop being batshit crazy and threatening regional security. As for Europe, I'd let it burn, as I would continue to do so with Africa and most of South America. I'd legalize weed, use executive power to unilaterally oversee the implementation of Green initiatives, and let Russia deal with Syria. Alone.

Build a wall.
Make America Great Again.
Deport illegals.
Stop mudslimes.
Nuke mudslimes in the middle east.

This. And get a blowjob in the Oval Office.

Preferably from an ASIAN intern.

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no.

didn't know you were on Sup Forums DT

eh sounds like a pretty cool guy

saves america and doesnt afraid of anything

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>eh sounds like a pretty cool guy
IKR?

Arrest Hillary?

Buy the finest drugs and hookers the country has to offer, taste the rainbow of pleasure. Then launch all the nukes at Russia and China. OD on the rest of the drugs.

Start making national monuments left and right
Work on agricultural reform by supporting small local farms that meet sustainability standards and ending subsides to large corporate agriculture
Push for single payer healthcare
Legalize weed
Impose tighter regulations on fisheries
End all fossil fuel subsidies and begin working on green energy
Environmental regulations for carbon emissions
Executive order mandating sustainable devolpment
No new roads, low carbon footprint, standardized ecological asement before any new devolpment,
mandatory recycling at jobs sites
Tons of shit

Update the flag and reign in the fourth reich.

You can be my VP.

I can get behind this comrade

This guy sounds like a faggot

press ALL of the red buttons.

Carbon isn't a greenhouse gas you asshat. We're made up of it, as well as MOST EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS PLANET.

Dad?

I'm gonna make America gay again.

>socialize higher education
>socialize medicine
> destroy Wahhabis
>mandate milatary service
>Decriminalize drug use.
> increase public spending on arts and sciences

In talking about carbon dioxide, monoxide and methane
Obviously

I would have all the white males deported to African labor camps.
Feminism would be punishable by rape.
Make religion taxable and being Christian a capital crime.
Hell just murder off all the useless white fukbois. They're all turning into useless parasitic NEETs these days.

GAS THE JEWS, RACE WAR NOW

outlaw christianity.

>doffs fedora

>Impose a lower simplified flat tax on all types of income and at all income levels. No more tax incentives.
>Make it illegal for lobbyists to donate or give gifts to any politician.
>Make it illegal for corporations to donate to politicians.
>Donations may only be made on behalf of people.. specifically stating that corporations are not people
>Offer tax free prizes in excess of over 1 Billion for people who develop a cure to cancer, diabetes, AIDS, etc.
>Implement a minimum wage of $50,000 a year for educators in primary education in public schools. (this makes it more competitive and will result in better teachers)

>tips fedora right back

Everything this guy said exept curing cancer.

Where'd we Sup Forums without that?

face on Mt.Rushmore
conquer Canada
put Trump in charge of foreign afairs

Get hanged for treason after exposing all secret documents I could possibly get my hands on

Haha yeah fucking right. I'd be going to the parties and orgies and doing all the fucked up shit the other upper echelon members are

if the president makes it public he's technically declassified it. he has that authority. you'll have to find another way to get arrested.

Forgot
>allocate percentage of military budget to humanitarian aid feeding the world, and driving wise devolpment and improving forgeing image and international relations. Added bonus these emerging economies we are supporting will in turn provide us with goods and services.
It's philanthropic imperialism!

I'm going for that red phone the moment I take the Oath. I'm about done with mankind's shit.

Cancer, diabetes, AIDS... all cost more than 1 Billion a year to treat.. we would be saving Trillions in the long run. Not to mention.. how fucking quick would you see a cure for cancer be developed if there was a prize for a billion dollars?

Make a deal with Trump to give him the place in exchange of money, easy man

Nothing, no majority in Congress...

Sorry for all the
>ands
I'm just fucked

>sex woman
>"i did not have sexual relations with that woman"
>????
>profit

Sell le White House to trump

t's pretty much impossible to do anything because of congress but provided I could...

- Close all US bases in friendly countries with the exception of those in close proximity to unfriendly nations
- Require anyone capable of working but on SSI or food stamps to work
- Make it illegal for a business based in the USA to hire labor in other countries
- Strictly enforce tax law to punish tax dodgers. From one person working a min wage job to a billionaire businessman, if you cheat on your taxes you go to prison
- Create a free healthcare system that works with a free market economy. An opt in NHS system essentially. If you opt in you pay higher taxes but have access to healthcare. If you opt out you're not fined or punished and pay regular taxes however you're not covered unless you go through a third party
- Move federal spending from the military to education. An intelligent population is a greater terrorism deterrent than a soldier with a gun.
- Attempt to build a better relationship with the middle east by no longer supporting the Israeli state. I would encourage them and other friendly nations to move to the USA, and give Israel back.
- Follow the advice of our first president and avoid foreign entanglements.
- Stop supporting the church via taxpayer money. Our nation is not meant to support religion. If a community wants it the local community will pay for and operate it.
- Stop supporting North Korea with food aid unless/until the people control their nation.
- Begin the process of rebuilding infrastructure such as bridges and railways.
- Legalize all non-harmful drugs most especially cannabis.
- Require our police force to pass anger management, and IQ tests. Mandatory re evaluations every 2.5 years. Require police to wear shoulder mounted cameras for every encounter. Random tests on police to ensure they know the law. immigration checkpoints within our borders.
- No bail outs for companies. Nobody is "too big to fail". If you fail, you fail.

Gotta love congress

Build a wall

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>Build up the military

>declare war on niggers

>wipe Africa off of the map

>nuke everyone that disagrees with my methods

>establish a totalitarian government

>ban faggotry, Islam, and Judaism

>set up coliseums where said niggers, faggots, and Jews fight to the death for our amusement

>declare that the only people who can inherit my position are those who were Sup Forumsros prior to my Ascension

>eventually get killed by fucker calling himself "V"

Close down the DEA, repeal a bunch of laws, remove all US Forces from all overseas bases, withdraw from UN, cut military spending, start fixing the homeless and veteran problems in the nation, add radical feminists and SJW to national terrorist group lists and all their known members, deport all illegal and balance the budget.

Why wouldn't the congress allow them

Go through the bureaucracy and cut out the fat. Fire the fuckers who sit and watch porn all day while their pensions fatten with federal tax dollars.

Legalize medical marijuana and decriminalize all drugs, using money from taxes to set up a better support system than "get fucked by guys in prison."

Introduce a campaign finance amendment to individual state legislatures, knowing it would never get through Congress.

Completely revamp the tax system. Close loopholes, increase capital gains tax, etc.

Increase penalties on straw purchasers for guns used in crimes.

Just off the top of my head.

Put shoe on head..
Go to bed.