Poorly described videogames thread. I'll start

Poorly described videogames thread. I'll start.

>wake up
>killeverything.pov
>friend fucks you over
>what the hell is this

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DayZ?
>Space
>fix and build shit

Doom?

Nope.

Yes! Correct. Next

>death
>ur an asshole
>smuggle a human across america
>cannibals
>bang

bump

>Fall out of sky
>The kind asshole
>dumbass kid blows up building
>You're also spiderman but not really

Portal 2

It was doom, someone guessed already.

>Wake up
>Avoid everyone
>Ur not who u think u are

Portal 2

The last of us

>play sports
>SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>this girl is hot
>im a dream

FFX

Good job.

>retired
>not really
>last of us
>not really
>grappleswingbang.jpg
>argg matey

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Sin was the giveaway

>cya son
>forget about son
>remember son
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Uncharted?

My own life

>Let's be god
>Except on a budget

Portal 2

any 4x game?

Nope.

Grand Theft Auto V

maybe fall out 4?
because you as the player forgets about him to go on quests and then goes "hey, i should really find my son."

Fallout 4

Fable 3?

> Shitty graphics.
> Terrible controls.
> Eviscerating goblins and strangling them by their entrails.
> So many cats.
> Everyone is dying and on fire.

Halo 2

Dwarf Fort

Nope.

Yep.

Is it Halo 2?

>Uncle's barn
>pointless tasks
>weird ass people
>turns out you're an alien

Yes.

Sims Bustin Out?

>Get shot a bunch
>shake it off
>by the end, nothing you did affected the world
>repeat

hell yeah

mgsv

Cod

>second mission
>Try to get through a wall
>new enemy appears
>fucks you in the ass

bingo

> Press Square, Square, Triangle

>nigger
>tentacles
>zombies

>kid
>ball of jizz
>jellybeans

>hair is magic, apparently
>books
>not a good game

prototype 2?

>scarface:the video game
>not actually the scarface videogame.

Yup

>read a book
>hallucinate about the book
>who's fucking house is this anyway
>give up on the jungle puzzle

Vice City.

>am i a hiroshima survivor?
>can't be cuz i'm white
>I'm friends with an elvis impersonator?
>girlfriend left me
>holy shit white boi on tv is such a faggot
>if i'm him from the past when do i get his cool white coat?

>dude what if Luxembourg won ww2?

The sims

Uncharted 4.

1950s theme
Mutated humans
Corrupt leader
Mutated humans
Lots of injections

>be normalfag
>big-ass nigga comes in, makin a scene n shit
>you're like aw hell naw
>decide you gonna fuck him up
>do your best, but he don't feel shit
>he stabs you in the chest
>spend the game getting stronger and tracking him down
>kill his ass
>fuck a character depending on how you did the side missions n shit
>credits roll
>surprise, there's more game

bioshock

Minecraft?

Alice: Madness Returns?

No. What?

>wake up
>burn yourself for more hp
>fuck a judge
>extinguish 5 burning dudes
>win

>lie to gf
>drunk af
>in deep shit
>perform task for mafia
>get mugged
>become a war hero
>dodge bullets n shit
>rich as fuck
>dont fuckin want it

DS3. OP said POORLY describe a game.

I just have no idea of the game.

Fall out? Far shot here lol

So don't answer, hurr

Batman arkham city

Mafia 2?

Nope

Nope

How?

its 1920s you fucking retard.

Infamous series?

Correct, I thought I made it pretty vague but I guess not

Duuuuuude, you can have sex in DS3?How'd you rate it against god of war?

Saints Row?

Never played the game so Idk.

Isn't bioshock based from culture from then?

>A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>be mute
>got a talking sword
>take souls

>been asleep awhile
>wake up
>new purpose is to kill the robots and clones and robot clones

GTA IV

... no its not. It takes place in 1959.

You know.

The original Bioshock.

The one that came out when you were 5.

Nope

Infamous

>protector
>person you're protecting gets rekt in front of you
>pussy ass bitch blames you and gets you jailed
>get magical powers with whale bones
>friends betray you comepletely

Spore

dishonored

yeah

Dishonored

>DWOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Dishonored?

Metro Last Light

no

Dishonored

COOOORRECT

Like pulling a sword out of a chest

No one can get this one? C'mon guys.