how fucked am i Sup Forums on a scale of 1 to 10
How fucked am i Sup Forums on a scale of 1 to 10
do you really need to ask?
Pretty bad. But you can save it by writing "*kissing your cheek, tears streaming down my face, telling you I'm sorry*
"*Kissing your feet, adore the ground you walk upon*"
Too needy and annoying/10
You fucked up
kill yourself/10
stop. just stop.
Post nudes. Chicks love being humiliated. She'll suck your dick and you'll have hot make up sex.
this OP
it actually got worse but i dont wanna post the worse stuff
actually seriously considering killing myself
consider it harder
Autism/10
This. 60% of the time it works every time
you can't just go saying that without proof.
>*kicks ur mail box over*
that doesn't make any sense
>underage b&
don't kill yourself over a fucking girl you pussy
>"*Kissing your feet, adore the ground you walk upon*"
Don't do this. All you can do now is never text/see her again and hope she re-initiates contact. Move on to the next girl, because your chance w/ this one is 0.
I'm gonna go ahead and say for certain that you are in middle school. A man wouldn't handle his business with his woman over text and certainly wouldn't *jizz all over myself* doing it. Go google some pictures of Barney, rub one out and get ready, it's a school day.
POST IT
on the scale of kek
Id say this is pretty kek
post the rest
This
POST IT FAGGOT
P O S T
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postin hang on
this is the kind of negative reinforcement i needed
Its cringe thread worthy
you fucked up so bad you should avoid her the next ten years.
Much much much too needy and whats that **** shit? Really?!
Learn somethig about pick up art and stop texting girls you like.
maybe post pics of a yelling person and another of someone kicking a mailbox over? then just claim you meant to attach those pics in the original message.
The autism, holy SHIT.
Let's pretend you didnt write a bunch absolutely ridiculous shit like *stands on chair* - you're harassing that girl.
Leave her the fuck alone and develop some social intelligence you fucking basement dwelling dipshit.
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i cringed at the last part
full story please ?
and how long on average between messages
Optus fag. That's why she won't reply.
I swear you fucking faggots today treat your relationship like a fucking tard with a toy. The only reason YOU should text or talk to her is to get sex otherwise let her come to you
Dude....what the fuck is wrong with you?
chicks dig autism explanations. i think you should post the conversation that occurred before the original post for context.
So much this. 2 texts is the limit bruh
like 40 seconds average
I'm genuinely curious as to what was goes through your head as you type this shit, pls explain
Inb4 umbrella-ella-ella-ella
... BRU
has she actualy sent you any messages ?
600+ may earn her respect, but to really let her know you love her you'll be needing to send 1000+
She's not responding to all your texts, and your solution is to text her even more and beg her to respond...
Are you retarded? She's obviously ignoring you. Now you just seem creepy and autistic
>that feel when you're in awe of your own stupidity and autism.
ARE YOU TRYING TO MEME YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS DUMPSTER FIRE?!?!
The only respectable thing you can do is never talk to her again and hope she forgets you exist.
i too am ausfag. i shall help thee if more is posted.
Do you have any friends? Do you actually have autism? Please explain.
You're australian, so pretty fucked
You know it's cringe when your breathing stopped.
i also would not be able to answer this shit. she probably has serious stomach pain for laughing so hard all the time.
Stop
last one im posting cus i stopped at the bottom
i do have friends but i really like ella cus she is cool
i think i fucked it tho
im listening to amity affliction and feeling sad
she's probs taking a huge shit at the moment.
Leave her alone and move on. Besides, you don't want to end up with someone won't even give you the respect of saying "Sorry but I am not interested, I don't think we should speak anymore".
Just be patient, being alone can be very healthy. Work on yourself: finding your self worth in the things you care about and becoming comfortable with what you enjoy, and wait until you meet someone with whom it works out easily.
How old are you? Why are you on Sup Forums?
>i think i fucked it
Maximum fucking kek.
HAS SHE FUCKING MESSAGED YOU AT ALL NIGGER
this is important did you talk and go full sperg or did you just randomly get her number and cry when she didnt reply in an hour
>i think i fucked it tho
>I think
>think
confirmed retarded
Send her a dick rate pic
Tell her you'll give her "an "Ellava time"
Then an hero
bullshit confirmed...
nobody listens to amity affliction.
post a photo of her for proof.
If you feel bad op just know that I once tried to get a girls attention by messaging her my life story summarised in a really sad way. Then saying hi every morning without response for about a week or 2. Finally I found out how retarded I was so I said "lol I was using your inbox as a diary". Its been 6 years, I'm so sorry
Kek
There's only one way to end this
youre acting like a stalker
get the message you freak
shes ignoring you
Soooooo... you're what? 13?
no man she sent a big paragraph after i told her i was jealous of sam saying that i shouldnt dislike her friends then i sent a lot of stuff plus the stuff you guys saw and she hasnt responded since
like im actually scared of what ive become
You fucked up. Never before have I seen such autism in text. Faggot
Can't wait for her to be like
"Holy fucking shit dude, my phone was dead. You're such a loser hahaha"
damn dylan. you should really start to see real people. all this online dating shit is no good.
become ? you cant be over 18
im 21 and the only reason i ever spam message is when im fucking going insane with depression
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kek
POST IIIIT
Papa Franku knows what's gud
user this please I haven't laughed this hard in ages
This one OP, tell us this
Second
if she says that ill update u guys but i doubt it
shes online on skype right now ive been checking
i think shes just ignoring me which is ok i guess but like if she had just said to me to fuck off i woulda been like ok
Soooooo... you're what? 13?
what you've become?
what, a special fucking snowflake?
Soooooo... you're what? 13?
OP, if you haven't seen 'Swingers', you need to check it out.
Enjoy your restraining order.
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE!?
You just need to send more messages, show you really love her and deserve her affection
Spoken like a true virgin
i think i just panicked when she got mad and had to panic type but then i went to piss and when i came back she hadnt said anything so i sent the rest of the messages
and no im not showing what she said
Too many words. When talking to women about such subjects, always be brief unless they start blathering. Then it's safe to rant back.
Ella is driving, showering, watching a movie or not near her phone for whatever reason
> Oh 50+ new messages from user
ELLA YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN ME, I AM AUTISTIC, YOU ARE BEING QUIET WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I'LL JUST KEEP TEXTING ANYWAY
DO YOU LOVE ME YET!?
>nope
Sooooo... you're what? 13?
tbh i'm worried OP is mentally retarded
has read the game.
>I think
kek
You're anonymous you faggot fucking post it
this OP, girl's don't like quitters, dedication and drive is a massive turn on for the ladies
post it or we can't help you
no im not thirteen ill upload a pic of me if you want it
Post it
get
post a pick of what she said SIGH man up unless she never said anything faggot
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