this is a superstar athlete in Europe

> this is a superstar athlete in Europe

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literally who

literally who

One of the best German players of all time

At least not morbidly obese like your average burger NA athlete

> morbidly obese

is that gotze?

obviously gotze is a fat fuck he never plays

never forget

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Not a bad penor 2bh. Sure its not sticking out very far, but he has his hips back.

i wish my body were still that jacked fuark

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Are you shocked because he's white ?

He has gyno.

> roided to get that body

top girl tho

Too white for americans standards

Yes, and? The guy in that pic could probably break your jaw and crack your skull with one punch.

xd

Do you guys think he wrestles down Khedira every single night just to pound that sweet kebab boipussy of his until he begs Götze to cum inside him? I could see that happening

I want this guy to mouthfuck me

THIS

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>you will never play basketball with the german national team

what did they mean by this

>board shorts with underwear

Fucking stupid ass niggers.

>not wearing anything under your board shorts

no wonder you fucked over your own country

Not to mention any shorts that go below knees are fashion suicide this summer.

they have to hide their BBCs

>post two random africa players
yeah ameripig

How old is this kid? Still being naked under the board shorts? I haven't done that shit since I was like 15

Why its weird, that's the point of board shorts and the net inside they are designed to dry quick enjoy having soggy pants and sand all up in your junk.

>murrica

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Look, next time your parents take you to a pool or beach just try the board shorts with underwear on.

Its objectively superior trust me

Why would I want to wear wet underwear under them all day long?

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>americans athletes
KEKE KEK LEL

It doesn't stay wet though, you would know this if you actually ever tried it..

Just trust me, its very comfy

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Who?

Look like compression shorts actually. Maybe they want to hide their BBCs? I know it's hard for you britbong, but try to think things out.

>eddielacie.png

Maybe Brits don't think immediately about BBC whenever they see a black guy.

>my gf will never cuck me with D Wade

Life = hell

not even close being top100

but i guess the flag explains everything

>this is a 10/10 in yurop

he's a starter for germany

>not having your C hang freely in your board shorts so that when you come out of the water the shorts stick to it as it swings with your legs and a girl looks at you then whispers to her friend, both giggle and watch you miscievously as you pass by

are you even enjoying life?

> In 2010, German Football Association's then technical director Matthias Sammer described Götze as "one of the best talents Germany has ever had."

6 years ago he was indeed a huge talent

>talent
there you go

>no ass
white women are disgusting

What ever helps you sleep at night my native friend

idk why Sup Forums has such high standards on the internet, like who you trying to impress?

perfectly hot girls are called "disgusting" cuz one might wish for a fatter ass, like damn, no appreciation for a slender build

Because there are lots of children on here

Youre just jelly because he has a worldcup and you dont, fatty.

I know I am

You realize these dudes could hawk you down and end your life with ease, right?

literally me

>end your life with ease
yes, like a fucking burger will easily end my life. nice logic, you fag.

He would have to catch me first. And judging by those tities he would be huffing and puffing after 30 seconds.

Any of them would be so much quicker than you over short distances that it wouldn't matter. He'd be separating your limbs from your torso before it even occurred to you to try running away.

If your shorts don't cover your knees you are a giant faggot.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

>his sport doesn't require a variety of builds depending on position

>baseball
>athletes

I agree baseball is a shame. What a fucking boring shitty sport

This

Hooot

Makes me want to get fucked

>"the guy in that pic could probably break your jaw and crack your skull with one punch"
>guy in pic runs at me
>I wait patiently
>he's getting nearer now
>I check my watch
>Game of Thrones is on in a couple of hours
>I don't really have time for this
>guy in pic still running at me
>oh wait he's stopped now
>he's on the floor
>he's on his back
>he's not breathing

>Amerifats

>americans

>bragging about blacks on steroids

Is Gotze really a "superstar"?

*teleports behind you*

This looks more like Dominik Kaiser than Götze. Is this Dominik Kaiser?

*unzips dick*

>mfw England's most prominent athlete is a black muslim

>ass on the front
disgusting amerindians

He's devout christian tough m8.

Me on the left.

moohammad alli

whom?

amir khan

>this is the most famous sportsman in the world

Football players cannot enjoy sitting and hydrate on the bench and come back again and all fresh. They also need to sprint a lot as the playing field is much bigger and the ball can be kicked much farther (even more sprint).

Physics like nba players have would have no chance in football. They would gas like hell.

TSUUU :))))))

that's me

He's not.

He's a bench player in Bryan Munich. That physique is shameful for a a pro athlete who's paid millions.

Being a footballer is about as hard as being in kindergarden, showtime is literally 90 minutes a week.

>show up
>do what youre told, go to the gym, run, play around
>they make breakfast and lunch for you
>dont ignore coach's words
>play pool/fifa/ping pong with teammates
>go home to golddigger girlfriend
>go out to eat, go home fuck her
>repeat

Wait why the fuck im I studying again

Özil

who

that body isn't bad, maybe 10 lbs too much but pretty built, i can still jerk off to this

m8 check those fluffy tits

who is the girl?

damn I look like Gotze

>that body isn't bad

for a professional athelete it's a disgrace

post pics bby

>Yes, and? That guy in OPs pic could probably humiliate every single male living in America on the pitch playing football, scoring goals over goals and you wouldnt even know what to do.

He is a football athlete. Going to McFit, taking steroids and pumping up your chest because you are >muh athletic would give you zero advantage.

Because you have no talent and no work ethic silly

someone has to work so muhammed and his family can live on benefits