Hey Sup Forums tell me a joke
Hey Sup Forums tell me a joke
Adrian Martinez
Brayden Rodriguez
My life.
Angel Garcia
how does an aligator ring someone?
James White
>a joke
Brayden Kelly
Your life.
Carson Rivera
gay pride
Joshua Foster
...
Jayden Howard
The EU
This is sinister
>A EUROPEAN FRAMEWORK NATIONAL STATUTE FOR THE PROMOTION OF TOLERANCE
>Section 7 . Penal Sanctions
>(a) The following acts will be regarded as criminal offences punishable as aggravated crimes:
(i) Hate crimes as defined in Section 1(c).
(ii) Incitement to violence against a group as defined in Section 1(a).
(iii) Group libel as defined in Section 1(b).
(iv) Overt approval of a totalitarian ideology, xenophobia or anti-Semitism.
(v)Public approval or denial of the Holocaust.
(vi)Public approval or denial of any other act of genocide the existence of which has been determined by an international criminal court or tribunal.
>Explanatory note: This Sub-Section defines acts punishable as aggravated crimes. Sub-paragraph (vi) does not affect public (or private) discussions and differences of opinion as to whether other acts – not covered by decisions of international courts or tribunals - also amount, or fail to amount, to genocide.
>(b) Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a) will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
>Section 8. Education
>The Government shall ensure that:
(a)Schools, from the primary level upwards, will introduce courses encouraging students to accept diversity and promoting a climate of tolerance as regards the qualities and cultures of others.
>Explanatory Notes:
(i)The principle has been accepted for many years (cf. the Declaration Regarding Intolerance – A Threat to Democracy, adopted by the Committee of Ministers of the Council of Europe on 14 May 1981).
(ii)It is very important to start such courses as early as possible in the educational programme, i.e. in elementary school. Yet, these courses must be offered also at higher levels of education, up to and including universities.
Jaxon Thomas
I literally can't format properly
brb killing myself
Nathaniel Price
...
Robert Powell
> knock knock
Who's there?
> it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
Samuel Jones
Hey, that's offensive! I'm an alcoholic
fuck you
Matthew Stewart
White guy sees his arabic neighbour tamping his carpet and says: Damn, those chinese carpets are no good for a hill launch.
Gavin Rivera
>(b) Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a) will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
So A Clockwork Orange. I want to see the treatment they've crafted.
Christian Nelson
crocodial
Ayden Taylor
what did the skeleton get when he took viagra
a boner!!!1 lol
Ryan Davis
I hope it's fixed.
>A EUROPEAN FRAMEWORK NATIONAL STATUTE FOR THE PROMOTION OF TOLERANCE
>Section 7 . Penal Sanctions
>(a) The following acts will be regarded as criminal offences punishable as aggravated crimes:
>(i) Hate crimes as defined in Section 1(c).
>(ii) Incitement to violence against a group as defined in Section 1(a).
>(iii) Group libel as defined in Section 1(b).
>(iv) Overt approval of a totalitarian ideology, xenophobia or anti-Semitism.
>(v)Public approval or denial of the Holocaust.
>(vi)Public approval or denial of any other act of genocide the existence of which has been determined by an international criminal court or tribunal.
>Explanatory note: This Sub-Section defines acts punishable as aggravated crimes. Sub-paragraph (vi) does not affect public (or private) discussions and differences of opinion as to whether other acts – not covered by decisions of international courts or tribunals - also amount, or fail to amount, to genocide.
>(b) Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a) will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
>Section 8. Education
>The Government shall ensure that:
>(a)Schools, from the primary level upwards, will introduce courses encouraging students to accept diversity and promoting a climate of tolerance as regards the qualities and cultures of others.
>Explanatory Notes:
>(i)The principle has been accepted for many years (cf. the Declaration Regarding Intolerance – A Threat to Democracy, adopted by the Committee of Ministers of the Council of Europe on 14 May 1981).
>(ii)It is very important to start such courses as early as possible in the educational programme, i.e. in elementary school. Yet, these courses must be offered also at higher levels of education, up to and including universities.
Austin King
A horse walks into a bar
He was an alcohol
Lucas Hernandez
hey man not cool, my father was a horse you prick
Landon Walker
Womens rights
David Campbell
Nigger and ape walked down the street. White guy walks by and asks "hey, were did you stole it?". "I didn't stole it, there are millions of them in Africa" answered the ape.
Christian Wright
What did one lesbian vampire say too the other?
See you next month
Julian Howard
What is red and invisible ?
Jayden Anderson
You prick my horse's father never had cool hey
Bentley Bell
Niggers.
Jose Russell
...
Nathaniel Bell
ape and a black person, hilarious and original. 10/10 - ign
Ian Campbell
Communist jew?
Matthew Scott
no the absence of tomatoes XDDD
Christopher Brooks
>Section 9. Mass Media
>(a) The Government shall ensure that public broadcasting (television and radio) stations will devote a prescribed percentage of their programmes to promoting a climate of tolerance, as per Section 8(f).
>(b) (b) The Government shall encourage all privately owned mass media (including the printed press) to promotea climate of tolerance, as per Section 8(f).
>(c) The Government shall encourage all the mass media (public as well as private) to adopt an ethical code of conduct, which will prevent the spreading of intolerance and will be supervised by a mass media complaints commission.
>Explanatory Notes:
>(i) This is a delicate matter, inasmuch as there is no intention to censor the media. The media complaints commission is supposed to consist of independent persons, but it has to be set up by – and report to - the media themselves, rather than the Government.
>(ii) There is a related issue of Internet abuse through the spreading if intolerance. However, initiatives to bring about a legal regulation of cyberspace are currently debated in a wider context.
Camden Torres
Stop spamming government rules
Nathan Rodriguez
Doctor started a sexual relationship with his patient. That gave him a big moral dilemma. He had the greatest sex in his life anal included and the patient was so sexy and soft. On the other hand he was pathologist.
Isaac Young
>This text was prepared–under the aegis of the European Council on Tolerance and Reconciliation –by a Group of Experts composed of Yoram Dinstein (Chair), Ugo
Genesio, Rein Mȕllerson, Daniel Thȕrer and Rȕdiger Wolfrum.
>Yoram Dinstein
Cameron Gray
I still can't format
>This text was prepared–under the aegis of the European Council on Tolerance and Reconciliation –by a Group of Experts composed of Yoram Dinstein (Chair), Ugo Genesio, Rein Mȕllerson, Daniel Thȕrer and Rȕdiger Wolfrum.
>Yoram Dinstein
Nicholas Nguyen
I saw a nigger with a TV. I thought it was mine, then I remembered mine was at home, shining my shoes.
David Lopez
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.