/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 47
Nights since last BNM: 9

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Black people across the nation disavow Beyonce for collaborating with the Dixie Chicks at the CMAs
-Could Donald Trump be a fan of... Steve Reich? (He's not.)
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, A Tribe Called Quest, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever and for always.

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This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.

>Could Donald Trump be a fan of... Steve Reich? (He's not.)

Sad!

You possess one of the stalest memes in existence. Tread wisely.

what's everyone listening to?

pic related

i approve of this meme.

I don't like this meme. I love this meme.

>implying

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bland meme

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not sure which one dubs confirm

the only one doing it right.

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bless this thread.

literally who

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Common 7.9 by Edwin "STATS" Houghton
Ricky Eat Acid 7.3 by Matthew Grosinger
Rich the Kid 6.5 by Mehan Jayasuriya
Carla dal Forno 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni

it's been this for the past two weeks

All the good artists released their albums in the first 3 quarters of the year

Yeah, but you don't know Common? Also, Ricky Eat Acid is the guy from Teen Suicide.

only if you're a complete pleb. they've reviewed tons of fantastic artists/albums in that time period. broaden your horizons a bit.

p4k reviews were way different in 2000. this is how the review for like water for chocolate starts.

>Man, about five years ago I was so damn white. Not that my skin color actually deepened at some point in time, but I had a serious soul deficit. I thought Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue" had a thick bass line going on.