So, Sup Forumsrothers

So, Sup Forumsrothers...
I've been looking on backpage for a while now, and because of the area I'm in, all I can find are niggers and fat spics. I can't find one skinny white girl, at all. One fat bitch that looked like she'd give me the clap has the nerve to charge $1000/hour, and says she is open for international flights and dinner. There is not one person within 50 miles who could afford it, nor is there one dumb enough to take her skanky ass. This is totally unacceptable. I'd rather lube up the wad of cash and jerk myself off with it, at this point.

tl;dr: Help me find an escort, Sup Forums

her ass cheeks look like little punching bags

Yes. Tongue punching bags

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lawl.
i'd hotdog my cock between them

same girl?

moar

Nevada man. They've got houses full of girls there and they're all really sweet, at least the two I've been to.

obviously not

I don't live anywhere near Nevada, and that's still gonna cost me over a grand.

I'm never going to find a short 19 year-old twig with hair like spun copper. Just grasping at the past because I miss my ex, I guess.

Fuck it. I think I'll just play Deus Ex, instead.

Sweet baby fucking Jesus and the orphans...

Bump

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moar

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moar jesus

I have legal sex with at least 1 beautiful and clean asian prostitute a week, god bless legalised prostitution in the land of the free. Australia.

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I've been looking hard for something around the age in your pics.

who is she OP?

facebook?

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we need her name OP.

do worry about it

dont*

god damn op thanks for the heads up on volleyball

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last

i found a hot chick in my area. turned out to be a scam. They post pics of hot chicks. Once you make an apt, they send some random-ass girl instead.

oh my...

there's one more where she bends over with the hands on her knees

send it

do it

POST IT

Still waiting faggot