So, Sup Forumsrothers... I've been looking on backpage for a while now, and because of the area I'm in, all I can find are niggers and fat spics. I can't find one skinny white girl, at all. One fat bitch that looked like she'd give me the clap has the nerve to charge $1000/hour, and says she is open for international flights and dinner. There is not one person within 50 miles who could afford it, nor is there one dumb enough to take her skanky ass. This is totally unacceptable. I'd rather lube up the wad of cash and jerk myself off with it, at this point.
tl;dr: Help me find an escort, Sup Forums
Isaiah Allen
her ass cheeks look like little punching bags
Matthew Bell
Yes. Tongue punching bags
Jacob Peterson
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Joshua Cox
lawl. i'd hotdog my cock between them
Isaiah Williams
same girl?
Anthony Young
moar
Nathaniel Young
Nevada man. They've got houses full of girls there and they're all really sweet, at least the two I've been to.
Leo Jenkins
obviously not
Isaac Taylor
I don't live anywhere near Nevada, and that's still gonna cost me over a grand.
Nathan Perry
I'm never going to find a short 19 year-old twig with hair like spun copper. Just grasping at the past because I miss my ex, I guess.
Fuck it. I think I'll just play Deus Ex, instead.
Aaron Howard
Sweet baby fucking Jesus and the orphans...
Henry Garcia
Bump
Angel Rogers
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Evan Perry
moar
Austin Russell
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Oliver Adams
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Adam Russell
Eccie.net
Register Find your area Lurk a little Thank me later
Daniel Wilson
moar jesus
Josiah Hughes
I have legal sex with at least 1 beautiful and clean asian prostitute a week, god bless legalised prostitution in the land of the free. Australia.
Wyatt Wilson
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Dylan Parker
I've been looking hard for something around the age in your pics.
Andrew Cruz
who is she OP?
Jason Green
facebook?
Anthony Barnes
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Brayden Stewart
we need her name OP.
James Russell
do worry about it
Caleb Martinez
dont*
Tyler Bailey
god damn op thanks for the heads up on volleyball
Jaxson Johnson
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Andrew King
last
Xavier Howard
i found a hot chick in my area. turned out to be a scam. They post pics of hot chicks. Once you make an apt, they send some random-ass girl instead.
Hudson Scott
oh my...
Liam King
there's one more where she bends over with the hands on her knees