Itt: The hottest girls you've ever fucked

Itt: The hottest girls you've ever fucked.

> This bitch was like 17 when i was 25 and was my sisters friend and we went to some concert and i went togo to bathroom and this bitch like pulls me into the womens room in front of everyone into a stall and starts making out with me furiously.
>We get kicked out this is in philly btw and my friend was a bartender right next to the tla where the concert was. Keep in mind i was drunk and on real mdma a little too much at the start of the night.
>So we get to bar and i still didnt goto bathroom and try to and wtf does this bitch do magically appear in the bathroom of the bar and my friend comes quickly and starts to pull her out.
>finally drive back home and this bitch wants to get slayed
>killmenow.tif
>couldnt get hard while this fucking godess is naked in front of me
>fails to fuck her ruined best night ever
>fuckyes.jpg when i find out this bitch a nympho and only wanna fuck
>hits it next day or so and a few times after
>Pussy game over 9000

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bartender in story also slayed her and had a 3 sum another time with one of my ex girlfriends and her

Hottest one

ex in 2nd post

Bragging about banging some white trash bartender...

skeet yer meat

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What fucking fag uses "slayed" instead of just saying fucked.
Crap story as well l2greentext. Short sentences are key.

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i was braggin about girl in first pic. the pic of bartender was to paint a picture that was the bar in the story nigger also u mad or something?

10/10 would kill

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That dress is hideous

por que

pussy was choice though

ROFL >.

does porn now

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pic related

dat tooth tho

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Fuck you're retarded.

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You funny faggit op would kick it / 10

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>110 KB
we got a nigger fucker!

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Fucked her on the hood of my car while my wife was asleep inside the house. She's the coolest person I ever met. We met at a music festival and she came home with us for a few months. Still dream about this girl sometimes, a few years later

I was the first dick inside this

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did you fuck her on the side for a few months or just that one time? i bet the wife noticed

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not true/10

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kek would fuck her also if i had a wife sleeping inside also i have a tiny girl super hot who i fucked along the same lines kinda but didnt have a wife to worry about haha

wow friend youre gettin some negativo feedbackis

ill turn the tides and say good job
high five!

what first dick inside an asian mans ass?

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Met her at anorexics anonymous. Best lay I ever had, rode her doggy style and cowgirl. She gave me a rimjob and fucked me with a strap on. Then i planted a yam potato in her vagina and she sucked me off.

she became an actress, is on that show gotham now lol

Hahahaha funny.

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you the man now dog

A few times actually. Yeah the wife noticed unfortunately and everything went fucking nuts. This girl was the coolest little hippie though. I would have given it all up for her. She didn't want the drama though. I did walk in once and found my wife and her making out. That was fucking awesome. She was trying to get my wife to fall for her too and do the threesome thing. It never happened though.

n0ice

You couldn't tell really

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no shit

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>be 18, gril is 16
>pussy is a bit ugly but is tight and she gets wet from a drop of a hat
>ass is 10/10

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>now
That bitch been in porn since the first time an uncle fucked her when she was 7

hahahah
>given it all up for her
>beta

Bool story cro

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Jesus Christ...

>yep, in regards to that girl. fuck, she'd turn anyone beta

Met her on an online hookup site

damn and for some of you niggas posting uggos i feel bad if these are the hottest girls you've ever fucked

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it's true. hung out for a few months, didn't go anywhere, not much in common.

I have that same photo saved, unless it's pic unrelated, you're making shit up

nope

Pic related faggot.

omg hit it for the lulz and come back with pics

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I love her eyebrows, She looks like Clara Delevinge. Hottest grill itt

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yep

Well, then...

bet 60% of these bitches are beta fags wishlist skanks

wtf is wrong with her chin and her resting bitch face

90% of this thread is made up shit, either ugly bitches, which I like because some are funny at least or manly conquest stories by user Summers

fuck is this shit

kek. I'd eat her

Ur mum fagit

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lol so much this

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asian pussy best pussy?

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She would be cute if she didn't have the enormous nose

no
too dude lookinfucking mom nah

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guy supposedly fucks 17 year old siste'rs friend, fucks bartender while he's at it, and has a threeway with her and an ex, but it's still not good enough for you.
I remember when Sup Forums was comprised of neet fucks in their mom's basements, replying to everything with facetious, subverting comments, but now it seems i might as well be browsing a weightlifting/motorcycling forum. Op's thread already deviates from the type of shit that used to define this place, but you take it even further with your unaprooving alpha male internet warrior bulshit.

lol

Of course. Who wouldn't want to fuck a tight little Asian pussy?

sweet. i'd love to know if she's kinky under that mask of middle class soccer mom

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ever heard of using a comma? you sound 12.

This a few times

More on this fucking slut?

practice fuck maybe

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