Hey Sup Forums its my birthday. I'm 25 today and still a virgin

Hey Sup Forums its my birthday. I'm 25 today and still a virgin.

What do?

call a hooker, it's that easy.

I don't even know how this is possible unless you literally avoid women your entire life. Or men if you're into poop chutes.

Where are you from?

OP here. On one occasion I did make it to 3rd base with a very close friend but she panicked and asked me to take her home. Never saw her since.

>talk to girls on twitter, fb, tinder, etc
>go to clubs
There's literally millions of places to pick up hoes. Try going to wholefoods and talking to randoms

go fuck yourself :D

Get all coked up then fuck a hooker

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kill yourself dumb frogposter

Eat cake faggot

Yes, but where are you from?

fucking faggot

Earth

fuck something

Normally everybody would say to kys,but thats not me. I wish you happy b-day,cuz im 2 years younger and in the same position,even tho i tried things like,armpit-sex,vaginal condoctures eating,and all the pervy stuff that you can come up with.

So,keep it up,and if you really feel ashamed,just go for an hooker,but think of it as a positive thing. Since no woman did accepted you,calling a hooker is not even that low as many people think it is

Go to /r9k/ and give up on life.

kys faggot

You think I'm going to find where you live or something crazy? Give me the country name you dolt.

It's extremely hard to be a virgin at 25 unless you're super crazy weird or live in subsaharan africa on your lonesome. You don't have to psycho analyse women to fuck them.

Any woman that's going to date you at 25 will already expect you to know what you're doing. Go fuck some hookers and learn what you like.

kys faggot

>virgin

Yeah kys asap tbh ,you literally are waste of oxygen imo

head on over to backpage.com, friend

>What do?

Kill self

Rape is the easiest way

But yourself a bicycle and get in shape/enjoy nature

Get off of Sup Forums

>subsaharan africa

Even tribes people of Africa have more sex than OP

Guess which one is me.

I will fuck you op and then you can fuck me, ;)

happy bday bro, where from?

why sad about your penis not going into another person? Have you ever been happy otherwise?

Happy birthday user! I know its no birthday sex but I hope things get better

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If you're in Houston, I will be your wingman.